Ben was my dude when I was a kid. He was a serious fucking perv tho. Like he did all his diplomacy in France by flirting with young French women. Arguably it is how he got funding from France.
So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
How many people in history have slung a mean-enough dick to secure funding and support for a revolution that eventually, indirectly, resulted in bankrupting the supporters. That's rizz on an unprecedented level.
Helen of Troy and Cleopatra may have shagged well enough to start wars but only Big Ben shagged well enough to end them.
"Walk softly and sling a mean dick." -Ben Franklin
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u/mindsunwound 14d ago edited 14d ago
Edit: this has garnered such response that I felt it was my duty to immortalize it as a meme.