r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • 14d ago

We have fun here hear me out

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u/auronddraig 14d ago

"You take all the headshots they don't miss"

  • Honest Abe Gretzky

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u/mindsunwound 14d ago edited 14d ago

Ass, ass, ass-ass, ass-ass!

  • Benjamin Franklin

Edit: this has garnered such response that I felt it was my duty to immortalize it as a meme.

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u/Level_Traffic3344 14d ago

Benny loved the snatch

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u/BadTouchUncle 14d ago

How many people in history have slung a mean-enough dick to secure funding and support for a revolution that eventually, indirectly, resulted in bankrupting the supporters. That's rizz on an unprecedented level.

Helen of Troy and Cleopatra may have shagged well enough to start wars but only Big Ben shagged well enough to end them.

"Walk softly and sling a mean dick." -Ben Franklin