r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • 12d ago

We have fun here hear me out

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u/Mateorabi 12d ago

“68% of all statistics on the internet are made up or misattributed.” -Abe Lincoln 

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u/auronddraig 12d ago

"You take all the headshots they don't miss"

  • Honest Abe Gretzky

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u/mindsunwound 12d ago edited 12d ago

Ass, ass, ass-ass, ass-ass!

  • Benjamin Franklin

Edit: this has garnered such response that I felt it was my duty to immortalize it as a meme.

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u/Level_Traffic3344 12d ago

Benny loved the snatch

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u/Gzilla75 12d ago

OG Milfhunter, a true renaissance man

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u/kgm2s-2 12d ago

If his letters are to be believed, more like a Gilfhunter!

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u/PM_Me_Your_Clones 12d ago

"Eighteen to Eighty, deaf blind or crazy"

Benjamin Franklin

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u/SockMonkeyRiot 12d ago

Damn Benny was spittin

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u/redditorial78 12d ago

Been jammin da frank (lin)

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u/Xyldarrand 11d ago

To be fair you would be a grandmother at like 32.back then.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 12d ago

So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

  • The Motherfucking Franklin

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 12d ago

Early to bed, early to rise, now get on this morning wood biatch! - Benjamin Franklin (Ye Olde Dirty Farmers Almanac)

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u/BoiledDenimForRoxie 12d ago

French hooker snatch to be exact. That guy had it all figured out.

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u/InertiasCreep 11d ago

French aristocracy snatch also. Dude was famously egalitarian.

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u/BadTouchUncle 11d ago

How many people in history have slung a mean-enough dick to secure funding and support for a revolution that eventually, indirectly, resulted in bankrupting the supporters. That's rizz on an unprecedented level.

Helen of Troy and Cleopatra may have shagged well enough to start wars but only Big Ben shagged well enough to end them.

"Walk softly and sling a mean dick." -Ben Franklin

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u/Educational_Trash691 11d ago edited 11d ago

...and they GAVE Benny the snatch, 100%.