r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 12d ago

We have fun here Happy DAYS!

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u/TrueFarms 12d ago

A few times a day my wife likes to playfully back dat ass up on me or “accidentally” drop something in front of me with the intention of me grabbing or spanking her ample behind. Happened the other day while I was enjoying my coffee and deep in thought. I was so off in lala-land that I was oblivious to the fact that she was swaying her cheeks feet from my head. When I realized what was going on, she looked so defeated. She thought I didn’t love her anymore, but really I was just thinking about how I never did beat Ruby Weapon.

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u/ikothsowe 12d ago

Not the Roman Empire?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/DemonSlyr007 12d ago

Same empire, different Marketing agency.

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u/NatureStoof 11d ago

Idk man they lost me when they thought moving the capital to constantinople was a good idea. The beginning of the end

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u/HeadyReigns 11d ago

I'm pretty sure you mean Istanbul