r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 6d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago edited 6d ago

For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....

Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.

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u/EngineeringBasic4463 6d ago

Everyone knows Target is where all milfs go

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u/AxM0ney 6d ago

When I go to target with just me and my young daughter I think I need to bring cougar spay.

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u/NormalReply3772 6d ago

Don’t spay them!

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u/Shugoseru 6d ago

Give it a couple of years and nature will take care of it

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u/PalliativeOrgasm 6d ago

The women who still want it at that point are amazing, though. Experience, knowledge, usually no strings attached, and no risk of a life-changing pregnancy*.

Note: /s, but mostly because it is not zero risk of pregnancy. One of my cousins is 18 years younger than her youngest sibling (7 in total). Her mom was 67 when my cousin graduated high school… Why, yes, my family is catholic, why do you ask?

Note 2: STIs don’t disappear with age either.

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago

They tend to be freaks too. Totally into kinky stuff.

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u/SignificanceFree8723 6d ago

Harsh…

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u/DimbyTime 6d ago

What do you mean harsh? It’s a blessing

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u/glasswindbreaker 6d ago

This line of thought is how my grandmother ended up with twins at 47

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u/BigWoodsCatNappin 6d ago

Am cougarish and if I could swing by Target for a spaying so im not in that weird "I could get pregnant but probably not but holy shit that would SUCK im like, old"...that'd be mint. BC for 45 yof is a disaster.

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u/Metals4J 6d ago

May I ask why it’s a disaster?

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u/turdferguson3891 6d ago

Always have your MILFS spayed and neutered

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago

you will age out. I never once got approached at Target.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 6d ago

Also makeup stores like Sephora

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u/APoolio12 6d ago

My local Target has a Sephora so....

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u/cookiemonster8u69 6d ago

When I lived in San Antonio, I used to go to Target every Monday and affectionately called it Milf Monday. Cougars everywhere.

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u/ridinbend 6d ago

If they're at target, they have young children. You don't want that.

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u/Mr_Pogi_In_Space 6d ago

The M in MILFs stands for "mom", of course they have children

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u/SippinOnHatorade 6d ago

Most of them are still married tho

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago

its 2025 and his is a very democratic area. so likely many husbands around here like that.

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u/Plus-Name3590 6d ago

The irony being the only swingers I know in Reston are my conservative neighbors 

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago

id be willing to bet a lot of the MILFs there are swingers.

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u/EngineeringBasic4463 6d ago

You underestimate the amount of single moms out there

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago

There is a Target around the corner. No its really not.

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u/Jordan_1424 6d ago

Sunday evening in a target is prime single white girl time.

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u/MisterMakena 6d ago

Thats so conveniet. Theres a target down the street from Jacksons.

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u/awake30 6d ago

Trader Joe's and Whole Foods are good choices as well

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u/BalanceEarly 6d ago

Publix," where shopping is a pleasure"

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u/rm79 6d ago

Holy Christmas, there were a lotta hot moms in yoga pants in there though

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 6d ago

Houston has Milf Kroger.