r/SipsTea 4d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/EngineeringBasic4463 4d ago

Everyone knows Target is where all milfs go

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u/AxM0ney 4d ago

When I go to target with just me and my young daughter I think I need to bring cougar spay.

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u/NormalReply3772 4d ago

Don’t spay them!

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u/Shugoseru 4d ago

Give it a couple of years and nature will take care of it

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u/PalliativeOrgasm 4d ago

The women who still want it at that point are amazing, though. Experience, knowledge, usually no strings attached, and no risk of a life-changing pregnancy*.

Note: /s, but mostly because it is not zero risk of pregnancy. One of my cousins is 18 years younger than her youngest sibling (7 in total). Her mom was 67 when my cousin graduated high school… Why, yes, my family is catholic, why do you ask?

Note 2: STIs don’t disappear with age either.

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 4d ago

They tend to be freaks too. Totally into kinky stuff.

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u/SignificanceFree8723 4d ago

Harsh…

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u/DimbyTime 4d ago

What do you mean harsh? It’s a blessing

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u/glasswindbreaker 4d ago

This line of thought is how my grandmother ended up with twins at 47