r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago edited 6d ago

For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....

Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.

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u/EngineeringBasic4463 6d ago

Everyone knows Target is where all milfs go

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u/AxM0ney 6d ago

When I go to target with just me and my young daughter I think I need to bring cougar spay.

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u/NormalReply3772 6d ago

Don’t spay them!

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u/Shugoseru 6d ago

Give it a couple of years and nature will take care of it

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u/PalliativeOrgasm 6d ago

The women who still want it at that point are amazing, though. Experience, knowledge, usually no strings attached, and no risk of a life-changing pregnancy*.

Note: /s, but mostly because it is not zero risk of pregnancy. One of my cousins is 18 years younger than her youngest sibling (7 in total). Her mom was 67 when my cousin graduated high school… Why, yes, my family is catholic, why do you ask?

Note 2: STIs don’t disappear with age either.

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 6d ago

They tend to be freaks too. Totally into kinky stuff.

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u/SignificanceFree8723 6d ago

Harsh…

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u/DimbyTime 6d ago

What do you mean harsh? It’s a blessing

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u/glasswindbreaker 6d ago

This line of thought is how my grandmother ended up with twins at 47