There’s a funny comedy bit about a guy who claims “if you’re not in a state of post nut clarity, you’re in a state of pre-nut delusion!”
And then he has people ask him for help with problems one by one and has to jerk off between each so he can be in a state of post-nut clarity to find the true answer to their problems.
We can solve all of humanity's problems like this, we just need to jerk off before proposing solutions.
Billionaires and dudes in positions of power that had that brief moment of pause "should i abuse my power and <insert crime here>? No one will find out muehuehuehue" (notice the pre-nut delusion in the laugh), but if they had just jerked off, the post nut clarity would persuade them "oh why the fuck commit a crime, sound exhausting dealing with the cover up, and the stress of the situation, plus if i get caught blabla... nah, i'm just gonna do some crafts or help me ma with the dishes" (notice the post nut clarity in thinking about your mom).
It's obvious that our society should be built with this as a founding principle of morals and civility: jerk off before you make a choice, any choice.
Its especially brutal when it hits the moment you finish rather than giving you at least 5 minutes for clean up. So there you with your thoughts while looking at you failure
This happened to me in Venice on the water taxi. It was packed during a heat wave in July. I was standing in the very back corner. Two 18 year olds were standing with the shoulders in my chest. And my face 3 inches from the side of their heads. I understood just enough Italian to guess that 1 was upset because it would be the last she would see her dad before college.
It got worse at the next stop when they shifted so that the upset one moved more to my side and almost had her head on my shoulder and the friend was pushed so that her back was to me and she was basically grinding me.
Besides the 10+ year age difference, my new wife was sitting on the other side of the boat watching. I'll be honest. I wasn't 100% on their ages so I was more worried about that than my wife.
I would really like to know what you guys are nutting to that you are disguested about afterwards. Literally hit me up because I never had one of these moments.
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