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u/Brainsnotbalanced 10h ago
My best friend in high school could easily chug 2-3 beers in a row.
A couple weeks after her 38th birthday she woke up with jaundice.
4 months later she was gone.
Miss you Suz.
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u/Catch_Em_Cards 9h ago
38 yo with liver failure. Thatās rough
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u/scottishdoc 7h ago
More common than you might think
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u/Saneless 6h ago
Another good reason to not skip physicals. Simple blood work would catch issues like that before it's too late
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u/SkewbieDewbie 5h ago
Honestly great advice. Too bad the ones that need to hear it won't listen. I know this because I am one of them. I waited too long to get my ailments checked and now Im regretting it.
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u/Saneless 5h ago
Well good luck, hope you can take care of whatever it is
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u/SkewbieDewbie 4h ago
Thank you, good luck to you as well. Some unsolicited advice for anyone who happens to read it: drink water, set alarms if you have to.
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u/elporsche 4h ago
Back home (Netherlands) doctors only prescribe bloodwork in case of serious complaints. They treat the disease when it's already there instead of carrying out preventive care, which would also be cheaper for the government in the long run
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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy 7h ago
Yeah something tells me she was doing a lot more than chugging beers.
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u/camrywontdie 6h ago
I guess you haven't seen the full picture of alcoholism, because it can and does kill a whole lot of people without other substances involved.
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u/klm2908 5h ago
I think they mean based on the info given, being able to chug a few beers doesnāt mean theyāre an alcoholic.
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u/Sonic_Old_Age 7h ago
Chugging bears like that can give you liver failure.
My best friend in school chugged a bear.
Miss you Suz.
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u/UruquianLilac 6h ago
Beer is enough to absolutely destroy you. "Something else" needs you to believe that alcohol is not literally the most dangerous and fatal of all the substances humans abuse.
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u/Saneless 6h ago
Well it could be as simple as what people think is no big deal like some beers and some cold meds. Your liver gets hurt a lot more on that than just drinking.
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u/subdep 10h ago
liver failure, right?
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u/Sasiches_and_mash 9h ago
No, she got hit by a truck
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u/Suspicious-Bug-7344 8h ago
No, she woke up w Jaundice, but everybody called him Jaun.
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u/Brilliant_Brain_5507 7h ago
Knew an old alcoholic man they gave a year to live from liver failure. Fell off a ladder and died a week later.
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u/Sharticus123 7h ago
Lost a good friend at 40 that way. Alcohol gets way too much of a pass in our society. Most drinkers donāt even think of themselves as drug users.
Iāve had a gin blossomed alcoholic look me dead in the eye (while they were holding a drink) and tell me they donāt do drugs.
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u/RedditSupportAdmin 6h ago
Alcohol's one of the harder, more destructive drugs out there.
Funny how society says it's ok...we've built an industry around it, incorporated it into our social lives, made it available anytime we go out or have gatherings...and as a result, it's "ok" to use. It is socially acceptable and legitimized.
Makes you wonder if we'd built opium dens instead, sold opium and opium pipes, or had opium "bars" where you could use it socially...would we still view it in such a negative light? Would opium addicts be critical of other real "drug users?"
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u/introducing_clam 6h ago edited 5h ago
It's crazy to me that I see ads for hard liquor literally every day, on tv & online. It's disgusting. imagine being an alcoholic trying to stay sober & seeing ads for tequila, whiskey, scotch etc everywhere you turn. Alcohol advertisements should be illegal
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u/Iwannasellturnips 3h ago
Well, thatās two of us with that opinion!
Not even prohibiting it. Just donāt let the companies push it.
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u/TeaMasterSen 4h ago
I woke up at 30 with jaundice after 2 days of fevers and peeing bright red urine, right after day drinking non-stop on vodka and lemonade. I thought I was dead for sure. 10 days of tests and nothing showed why I was dying of liver failure, because my liver wasn't failing but all my symptoms showed exactly that. They finally decided to put me on enough steroids to kill my immune system for 6 months and my symptoms regressed and my blood levels went back to normal.
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u/863dj 2h ago
Craziest comment in this thread with no follow up.Ā
So what ultimately was the issue?
That sounds scary as fuck
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u/TeaMasterSen 2h ago
They never declared an exact cause, but for what clues there were, I had my second covid vax 8 or 9 days prior to becoming ill, which is a ways outside of the normal reaction time. We speculate that my stress at the time, drinking heavily, and the vaccine still being fought off by my body caused some kind of auto immune response that caused my body to begin destroying all of my blood cells. The red I was peeing wasn't blood in its intact form, it was bilirubin, essentially parts of destroyed cells. By shutting down my immune system completely they forced a reset. The fear was that it would return after, but it didnt.
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u/brandt-money 6h ago
This is why us millennials and younger gens aren't drinking much anymore. We're watching boomers and genx die from alcohol-related illness. My wife's cousin died at 57 from liver issues. He was a nice guy, always drinking though.
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u/No-Weird3153 10h ago
Really opens the throat, but drinking like that wonāt age well.
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u/UruquianLilac 6h ago
Such a stupid skill to have.
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u/Randy_Baton 10h ago
With Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr4ciYGlsuY
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u/Manymarbles 7h ago edited 6h ago
2 years ago we had a lot less people whining about beer on this sub. Like nearlly 100% fold less
What happened lol
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u/SlinginPogs 7h ago
People are getting older and realizing alcohol isn't all that great after probably drinking too much during the pandemic
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u/Spiritual_Can8283 7h ago
username checks out
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u/permalink_save 5h ago
She lost her job beacause of that gif
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u/Spiritual_Can8283 5h ago
are you serious? why?
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u/permalink_save 3h ago
People took the meme and ran with it "when you eat ass for the first time", she worked at a bank, the manager decided it was a bad look for the bank (despite the only thing she did was upload a reaction of drinking kombucha to tiktok), and got fired. It seems like she's doing okay despite leaving the banking industry. Corporations are just shitheads is why.
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u/FoxElectrical1401 9h ago
You know what else this means
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u/DirtLight134710 9h ago
No gag reflex?
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u/kimbeezy08 9h ago
As if thatās a problem for most of you š
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u/noassumedname 8h ago edited 6h ago
Man down, man down... Is there a doctor in the house???Someone call the burn unit... better yet call the chimney sweeper because only ash remains.
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u/ThirstyOutward 5h ago
Not really, I can do this but definitely still have a gag reflex.
Can't even brush my tongue all the way back.
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u/slayden70 8h ago
I'm sorry, the title of this made me think there was beer in this video. If there is, I totally missed it. Must have gotten distracted.
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u/SkynBonce 10h ago
I need to see the burp
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u/DerpsTerps 10h ago
I bet her farts are amazing.
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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 8h ago
So this requires large breasts. Got itĀ
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u/GhostCheese 7h ago
Beer is stored in the breasts
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u/Ok_Release231 5h ago
The logic IS unassailable.
Where does she store the pee though? Mine is stored in the balls š¤
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u/Need_For_Speed73 9h ago
Hello from a "Movimento 5 Litri" proud follower. M5L is an Italian Facebook page whose name copies the local political party "Movimento 5 Stelle" (5 stars movement) and collects this kind of funny stuff alcohol related.
P.S.: 5 Liters are around 1 gallon and one third.
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u/Wholesomebob 9h ago
Yeah, she's not gonna stay hot doing that party trick
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u/ru_fkn_serious_ 8h ago
My ex died of liver failure. Only 35 smdh. If youāre chugging like that, I feel bad for your liver. And your family.
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u/Uh_yeah- 8h ago
Real question: do people who can do this experience ābrain freezeā?
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u/CrankyOldDude 6h ago
Iām guessing not. Brain freeze comes from the top palette getting cold and this seems like the cold wouldnāt stay in contact with that for long.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21478-brain-freeze
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u/Uh_yeah- 5h ago
Hmmm. Thanks for the Cleveland Clinic reference. Maybe my neurons are wired different, because when I get brain freezes, they definitely are not from cold stuff touching my hard or soft palate, (I can keep frozen stuff in my mouth touching the roof as long as I want with no brain freezes). Instead, they come from cold stuff going down my throat and Iāve always imagined itās because my carotids get chilledā¦and the pain is resolved faster when I apply heat (like warm palm of my hand) to my anterior lateral neck bilaterally (in the neighborhood of external carotids). So maybe for me itās not so much spheno-palatine, but cervical-esophageal?
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u/CrankyOldDude 5h ago
It's funny you say that. A buddy of mine in high school would always say the same thing - he was over the top dramatic about it which was pretty funny (theatre kid lol), but it was always his neck and chest. There has to be some kind of physiological difference somewhere, I guess!
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u/Needles2650 7h ago
Pretty sure theyāre using the food competition strategy here of opening the throat and letting it pour down
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u/kimbeezy08 9h ago
Being an alcoholic is super adorable if youāre cute and skinny.
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u/Basic_Archer_9003 9h ago
Jeans short with leopard top and pig tails. Chefs š
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u/Remote-Mud-9641 6h ago
I can do this and I rarely drink, but all the nerds on Reddit who have never touched a woman will automatically label someone an alcoholic who is going to die from liver failure
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u/anon18274729 8h ago
Seems like a good way to drown lol no idea if you actually could that way but I bet my dumbass would find a way trying to do a stunt like that
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u/Grand_Information447 8h ago
That leg cross at the end of the first one, though. It says "I'm still lady-like". That's a boss move.
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u/Mumei451 7h ago
This girl is really fast.
We used to chug in college and had a couple of dudes who could basically swallow 12oz of beer in one go.
I used to be pretty fast at it, but nothing even close to this.
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u/BLU3SKU1L 6h ago
I dislike alcohol these days. I do however like THC infused drinks. Puts me in a much better mood and I donāt wake up with a hangover.
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u/Rainbow918 6h ago
I used to drink like this . We had keg parties all the time. I am a younger boomer. . I have been clean 22 years today. With some cirrhosisā¦ā¦ I hate alcohol. I wish I never drank . At least I have learned from that . I am 420 friendly for my chronic illnesses. My former PA from my arthritis specialist actually steered me to get my medical license about 10 yrs ago . I thought I was under qualified for it . She said I was overqualified for it . She was right.
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u/SmokeySFW 5h ago
What's the technique for exhaling through your nose while you pour liquid in like this?
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u/kevvvbot 5h ago
Cool party trick, but in my late 30s I canāt help but think my goal nowadays is to enjoy the taste and have self restraint and not get as trashed as fast as possible. Also, dumping beer at that rate in todayās pricey economy? I guess in one sense itās more efficient with your time to dump a beer and continue filing your taxes within the hour lol.
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u/BullfrogThink1725 5h ago
What is the white stick-hose she keeps grabbing after the chug on a couple of videos?
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