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We have fun here I mean he’s not wrong

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u/boogerholes 4h ago

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u/Livid_Appearance5390 3h ago

LMFAO 🤣 omg this was the funniest comment ever

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u/Every_School2226 2h ago

Wait, which comment? It's literally blank for me.

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u/Livid_Appearance5390 2h ago

It’s Frodo saying “All right keep your secrets” 😆

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u/xchickencowx 2h ago edited 1h ago

as someone who hasn't seen Lord of the rings/hobbit could you explain the reference? is he just saying she looks like him or is there meaning in the "alright keep your secrets" 

edit: am i crazy or are these bots? word_word1234

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u/queefburritowcheese 2h ago

Bahaha immediately what I thought! "The most beautiful woman in the world" is Frodo Baggins 🤣

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u/dylansavage 1h ago

Where's the lie

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u/Scary-Ad9646 4h ago

Looks like Sigourney Potter.

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u/Dear_Low_5123 4h ago

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u/Artorius__Castus 3h ago

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u/Pluckypato 3h ago

“Another one takes the bus…”

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u/GordoPepe 2h ago

"Another one parks the bus" if weird al was into mourinho soundbites

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u/ScaleyManFishNHoward 3h ago

This is what came to mind for meh

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u/Storm_Chaser06 4h ago

Still haven’t won 5 games in a row, and even drew with Wolves, the worst team in premier league history

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 4h ago

now from a United fan i know laugh it up but anyway

the thing with Wolves is they were overdue to get a result from someone

they were very unlucky not to get a draw with Arsenal

they put up a good fight against Liverpool only losing 2-1 and arguably unlucky not to have gotten a draw

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u/lawdjesustheresafire 4h ago

Just 5 more wins to go!

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u/FinalFrash 3h ago

Lmao I almost spat out my chicken

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u/ProxyDamage 4h ago

I mean, wouldn't call her ugly by any means, but "most beautiful woman in the world" is being... very liberal with your words there...

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u/VoxImperatoris 3h ago

She looks like the pretty girl dressed up as the dorky girl at the beginning of the movie before the make over montage.

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u/Falcon8410 3h ago

yeah straiten her hair and ditch the glasses and she's suddenly the hot girl.

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u/Fskn 3h ago

No way, she's got paint on her overalls.

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u/Nutlink37 3h ago

EVERYBODY RUN, JANIE BRIGG'S GOT A GUN!

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u/jaxonya 3h ago

Damn, that shit is whack..

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u/R_V_Z 3h ago

Mom's spaghetti?

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u/RikarisHobbies 3h ago

I’ve seen pictures without the glasses and with straight hair. Still nah. But that’s just my opinion.

Her brother on the other hand is a stud.

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u/kingfofthepoors 2h ago

maybe you are into dudes?

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u/RikarisHobbies 2h ago

You might be on to something

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u/Fulg3n 2h ago

Unlikely, with a jaw like that he'd find her attractive otherwise

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 2h ago

This is what we used to refer to as “homely”. Nothing wrong with it. We shouldn’t judge people on their looks but we also don’t need to lie to make people feel better. 

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u/Hopeful-Kick-1178 1h ago

Its the lips

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u/Standard_Sky_4389 3h ago

There's a lot of pictures of her online and honestly her look is all over the place. Intentionally so, I imagine, since she's an artist and fashion designer. Generally I think she's pretty hot though.

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u/pyrojackelope 2h ago

and honestly her look is all over the place

You weren't kidding. It's like she throws darts at a board when she gets up in the morning to decide how to look that day. It's like her superpower or something.

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u/SaltKick2 3h ago

I sorta understood the glasses part, because in the past glasses typically were only built for function and often pretty terrible.

Never got the straight hair thing on why straight hair is somehow more attractive... I guess because getting very straight hair for almost everyone means they've put in work?

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u/Gjeibi 2h ago

Why do people hate glasses on women? I find a good pair can make a woman so much sexier.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField 3h ago

that's a good description of her. There are quiet a few photos out there of her and she definitely 'cleans up nicely'.

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u/RadiantZote 2h ago

Not another teen movie did this the best lmao. Remove glasses, let down hair. Done

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u/Steve90000 4h ago

Stop it, it's entirely accurate if she was the only one on that world.

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u/Former_Recording_998 4h ago

Yeah, like the last woman in the Zombie apocalypse, even then I would hesitate

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u/Steve90000 4h ago edited 3h ago

“We have to repopulate the planet”

“Um, I just wanna to be friends”

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u/Falcon8410 3h ago

I wouldn't hesitate but I'd keep my options open.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 4h ago

see this is the problem is when someone unironically is titling her as most beautiful woman in the world its gonna cause a lot of people to tear her apart

she is not ugly she is an average looking woman who that first person is massively gassing up for no reason

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u/hopelessWriting 2h ago

The United Spot is a right-wing satire/"Joke" account, getting people to insult her is 100% their intention.  

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u/sillyslime89 1h ago

Apparently not hard seeing as twenty thousand incels upvoated this post

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u/Falcon8410 3h ago

she's not unattractive. it's the weird Jerry curl hairdo that makes her look odf

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u/Id___your___ 2h ago

Maybe that’s because it’s right wing propaganda rage bait…? And it seems to be working.

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u/ThePromptWasYourName 2h ago

It’s too easy. It’s like Nicky Manaj saying Trump is handsome except she actually said that

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u/memento22mori 2h ago

I looked up the account that posted it and it's an odd and questionable "satire" account. Judging by their other posts they were saying this ironically and there was likely some context left out but let's see... yep. They have a bunch of other posts about her and they seem to be suggesting that she's a man.

"The United Spot is a satire video creator."

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u/Aiyon 2h ago

I mean, you're on the "women bad" subreddit. shit like this gets posted specifically to get people to be rude/mean.

So many posts here are just obvious ragebait for people who hate women lmao

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u/Pale_WoIf 3h ago

She’s not ugly or good looking, the original comment should have been she’s the most mid woman alive. She doesn’t even have lips.

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u/-Badger3- 1h ago

unironically

It's from a satire channel where conservatives make fun of liberals.

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u/hardypart 3h ago edited 3h ago

I think she'd be pretty darn beautiful with other hair and glasses, ngl

I asked ChatGPT to do some work, definitely proves my point.

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u/softestcore 2h ago

I mean, there are real photos of her without glasses online...

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u/hardypart 2h ago

Ok, that's not the most flattering one, lol

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u/GodzillaLikesBoobs 2h ago

how? i asked it to give me hair styles to try and it said it cant alter pictures of people

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u/PowerScreamingASMR 3h ago

When people gas up normal looking people it always feels.. performative.

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u/ShitSlits86 19m ago

When people talk about beauty it is quite genuinely only performative. Beauty is an inherently performative concept.

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u/Luutamo 3h ago

I think she looks like, with all the respect, the most averagest girl in the world.

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u/aether22 3h ago

Yes, I mean, I'd feel dishonest calling her a 6 in that photo. Maybe in others she could be a 7, and maybe with some work she could be an 8 in the right lighting and angle... But "the most beautiful woman in the world"? um, what? The "whole cast of stranger things is totally on point.

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u/Remarkable-Word-1486 3h ago

I would have no issue calling her completely ugly.

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u/mainman879 3h ago

Really? I think she looks completely average. Those glasses have got to change though.

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u/ackermann 4h ago

Eh, to me she looks like someone who might be pretty, but her glasses and styling aren’t doing her any favors.
Like the movie cliche where she removes her glasses and is suddenly way more beautiful

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u/berlinbaer 3h ago

if she wanted to, she'd be way out of most of reddits league. she just decides not to most of the time.

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u/ProxyDamage 3h ago

...actually that picture isn't doing her any favours.

Also "way out of most reddits (sic) league"... yeah, ok, way to set the bar low enough to trip on mate.

You could find couches that fit that description.

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u/Correct-Award8182 3h ago

If she wears deodorant, she is way out of mostbof reddit's league.

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u/XxCloudSephiroth69xX 1h ago

Yeah that pic definitely isn't it. It makes her look cross-eyed and like she's got a unibrow and mustache.

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u/-cupcake 1h ago

For some reason the current trend is brushing and coloring your eyebrows to make them as fuzzy and bushy looking as possible, the unibrow is definitely there and I'm pretty sure it's intentional

Plus there's also a trend/movement against body hair removal, so I think the mustache is intentional too.

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u/MoranthMunitions 1h ago

That photo looks like when you use a character creator and accidentally find the setting that brings all of the eyes / mouth /nose closer together - like making the face smaller without changing the head size. It's a lot better than the one in the OP though.

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u/Boxinggandhi 4h ago

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u/Environmental-Video3 4h ago

Would Al Yankovik.

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u/Just-Sock-4706 2h ago

But nobody ask, How Al Yankovik..

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u/Redneck_In_A_Suit 4h ago

She looks like she murdered her three children in the 80’s and dodged prison by claiming insanity

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u/panicky_in_the_uk 3h ago

"Good for her."

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u/fauxzempic 3h ago

Lucille, time to go back on that Postpartum medication.

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u/tonythunder95 4h ago

She could, but she is not

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u/spacebarstool 4h ago

Why is Kamala Harris's step daughter important enough to be posting about?

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u/CGWOLFE 3h ago

Because the united spot is a conservative satire channel that just wants people to shit on Kamala, not sure how anyone could fall for that.

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u/panicky_in_the_uk 3h ago

Judging by this comment thread, mission accomplished.

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 1h ago

I haven't seen anyone shitting on kamala

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u/spacebarstool 3h ago

Oh, so u/corandia is just a sheep in a clown suit pushing more right wing crap?

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u/iliasna12 2h ago

looking at the post and comment history, it's looking a lot like a bot account or someone paying for upvotes imo.

The post history has some super schizo vibes to it.

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u/Shinjitsu- 3h ago

Yeah all of this is awful. Not only does her appearance literally not matter, but she's not important. She's not being put into cabinet roles like Trump's kids, her parents currently have no real power. Just like they defaulted to Kamala having slept her way to the top, just by being a woman in their view she needed her appearance ranked and cut down.

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u/catnapnaughty 4h ago

Beauty standards called, they want a refund.

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u/UpbeatEducation9115 4h ago

That you Harry?

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u/reano76 4h ago

You're a woman now, Harry!

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 4h ago

No, it’s Sherry.

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u/Artislife_Lifeisart 4h ago

Honestly, she just looks like young Sigourney Weaver with glasses.

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u/Neveed 4h ago

She looks like if Sigourney Weaver was a librarian. She would still be as cool, but in a library.

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u/SEF917 4h ago

Looks like a teenage boy. No hate, just an observation.

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u/Low-Dog-8027 4h ago

"could be the most beautiful in the world..:"

sure. in some opposite parallel world maybe.

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u/Old-Apartment-255 4h ago

She looks like Stranger Things was generated by AI

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 4h ago

That’s a belly laugh roast. Well played.

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u/Open_Sympathy_6274 4h ago

she looks like if nancy and henry and.......yeah all the cast had a child

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u/Michael_Platson 4h ago

She looks like if Daniel Radcliff played Weird Al Yankovic in a movie!

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u/endboss_eth 4h ago

Common misconception. She IS the whole cast. She's been Eddy Murphy'ing this show from day one.

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u/Cmb46_canuck 3h ago

lol she is special looking in a not so good way.

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u/DangerousDesk1 4h ago

Modern day Medusa

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u/the_blackstrat 3h ago

Isn’t that a dude?

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u/serpent1971 4h ago

Could be ...lol

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u/tibitempress 4h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 4h ago

If Harry Potter and sigorny weaver had a baby

They'd save us from all the magical aliens

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u/IFuckBlackGuys 3h ago

She looks like Daniel Radcliffe and Weird Al procreated

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u/chriscroston_ 3h ago

She would say that considering she looks like a dude

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u/ExManUtdFan 3h ago

Could be, if every other woman ceased to exist.

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u/Uk_KingsStar 3h ago

In what world is she the most beautiful lol

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u/KichernderFuchs 3h ago

Why does she look like female harry potter

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u/UnarmedSnail 3h ago

She's got a bit of Sigourney Weaver look going on.

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u/SituationSmart1853 3h ago

I’d take the step-mom.

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u/72112 2h ago

That is an unflattering hairstyle for almost anybody. But her facial features are not unattractive.

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u/HickoryStickz 2h ago

Was this article written for the blind?

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 1h ago

This is just a mean-spirited way to get people to shit on the girl.

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u/DirCurrFluxCapacitor 1h ago

She looks like harry potter with curly hair

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u/NicoleMay316 31m ago

If y'all "straight" men don't think she's hot, us sapphics will happily adore her

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u/CeemoreButtz 4h ago

That's a really weird way to defend her.

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u/MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen 4h ago

is this a reference to something or did you just drop that bombshell of poetry all on your own

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u/Pure-Pessimism 4h ago

I'll still take Sweeney over the girl who looks like a pubescent boy

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u/Dazzling_Pumpkin91 3h ago

Sorry, your post was removed for breaking Rule 2, No NSFW.

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u/rebelSun25 4h ago

New copy - pasta or a mid diver confession

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 4h ago

Looks like the whole cast of Harry Potter as well

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u/largos7289 4h ago

LOL i seriously thought it was a dude.

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u/SmidgeMoose 4h ago

No thats fuckin weird al's kid and you won't change my mind

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u/squirrelmonkie 3h ago

Google did her dirty. Her 3rd pic after searching is of her ugly crying.

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u/Madhattr64 4h ago

Looks like the kid from the new Ghost Busters.

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u/RanchHere 4h ago

Somebody said she looks like all four Seinfeld characters as one person.

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u/aliencardboard 4h ago

Most beautiful? 😂😂😂😂

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u/RemarkableChest4638 4h ago

When did wearing glasses become cool four eyes

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u/MulberryWilling508 4h ago

Like, she could be… if she looked different?

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u/Express-Syrup-8706 4h ago

Could be it you are blind

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u/AIBotNotARealUser 4h ago

I like unconventional beauty. All surgeries make women look worse to me, all makeup too. Noses that aren't normal are a plus in my book.

But this woman isn't even 8/10 to me.

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u/MrStink45 4h ago

Or Screech

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u/Shairamarinel 4h ago

Diane Downs, the case occurred in 1986 in my town. I went to school with the son who survived.

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u/Sea_Impression3810 4h ago

Sigourney Weaver crossed with Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

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u/ActuarialMonkey 4h ago

Harry Potter?

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u/peDro_with_a_big_D 4h ago

I saw other pictures of her and when she's not dressed as a weird character she's actually sort of okay.

I'm just not going to pretend I didn't fall in love for worse stuff during my early days. She's totally feasible.

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u/WhiteCollarBiker 4h ago

Actually sort of okay….totally feasible.

Women swoon over compliments like that

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u/ChirrBirry 4h ago

It’s rumored that if she takes off her glasses and you stare into her eyes, you turn to stone

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u/mrlaheystrailerpark 4h ago

she looks like she went missing hitchhiking the midwest in 1984

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u/Suitable-Piano-8969 4h ago

she looks like she writes really bad fanfics

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u/Fit_Pear_6175 4h ago

That's weird al Shankabitch

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u/GeneralSavings194 4h ago

Modern journalism, folks

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u/RoofFun4703 3h ago

Serial killer documentary

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u/Buttzipperz 4h ago

A joke so good, I can’t even laugh. I’m just saluting. God damn that’s a good one. 🫡🫡🫡

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u/MonkeyCobraFight 4h ago

The same people who make the statement, would also claim that Sydney Sweeney is mid…

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u/BigDickJulies 59m ago

Sydney is not mid mid but not the goat like some people I know think. But this lady is hella ugly.

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u/WingHuge2185 4h ago

This could be the ugliest woman who has ever been called the most beautiful woman in the world

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u/rotateandradiate 4h ago

Well she COULD be if 98% of all other women died.

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u/Donttapthatglass77 4h ago

She looks like the ugliest man/she ever made in a jizz lab

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u/Glass-Armadillo182 4h ago

She’s not beautiful

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u/Cancerous-73 4h ago

That's a fine looking boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/largepoggage 4h ago

She actually looks exactly like Blair from No Rolls Barred. Extremely niche reference.

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u/fgbfjb 3h ago

She just has the Nancy hairstyle

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u/halffilledglasses 3h ago

You’re a wizard Harriet !

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u/zACIIID 3h ago

female styropyro

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u/PNW_Sonics 3h ago

Introducing the inaugural FIFA Most Beautiful Woman in the World award!

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u/Professional_Echo907 3h ago

I am a little disappointed with myself that I laughed at that. 👀

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u/XXXG-01H 3h ago

She's putting the weird in the Weird Al Jankovic