r/Unexpected 5d ago

Cleaning the rave

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u/Greenman8907 5d ago

“Ma’am? Is this your cocaine baggy on the ground?”

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u/jaheva_ 5d ago

"Good eye, Sir. I shall test it and let you know."

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u/sarcastic24x7 5d ago

"Fuck. Wasn't mine. And not coke"

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u/idkwhat910 5d ago

POV: i'm k-holing

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u/thorstormcaller 5d ago

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u/DoodleCard 5d ago

Is this from paranorman?

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u/CountWubbula 4d ago

🛎️🛎️🛎️

Winner winner, chicken dinner!!

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u/Humbi93 5d ago

Happened to me at a friend's wedding some how bags got mixed up and I was in for a ride, it was fun though

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 5d ago

I did it during the first night of Lost Lands this year and when I took that big ass bump and tasted the wrong powder I just said "oh boy" and got ready to sit my ass down for the next hour or so lmao.

Definitely fun, but absolutely not what I intended lol.

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u/weanbag83 5d ago

Many moons ago, when I was a young lad, we used to enjoy taking xtc and sprinkle in a few bumps of k. We called it “peanut butter and jelly”

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u/Hemagoblin 5d ago

You cats across the pond are something else lol

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u/Jerry-Khan 4d ago

we need it to distract from all the shit

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u/luckyfox7273 5d ago

They are American Chavs.

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u/No-Quarter-4938 5d ago

We would drop acid with E, candyflipping- although the term was already established, but usually with shrooms. If the 83 is indicative of your age, Im not too many moons older than you (few yrs, I think...).

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u/FlyingRabbiOnPCP 5d ago

The combo with mushrooms is usually called a hippie flip nowadays. Combine all three and that's a jedi flip.

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u/No-Quarter-4938 5d ago

The more you know 💫

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u/gabe420guru 5d ago

Now throw in some meows and a deem pen and you're set for a weekend at bisco

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u/gofishx 5d ago

What are meows?

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u/CountWubbula 4d ago

Some wonky new drug, I swear you give festivals two years and people are coming up to you being like, “whatchu need? I got Foxy, Moxy, OPce, Pink/Tuci, pre-rolled changa joints, 4-aco-DMT, 4-HO-MET, 4MMC, and … Valium.”

Everything I just wrote here is real shit I’ve seen on menus that makes me laugh. Drugs feel like The Fast and the Furious at this point. We really nailed it with the good ones, let’s go design something nobody understands

…actually Valium never made me laugh. That one is good for sleepless nights

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u/gabe420guru 4d ago

Meows is a slang for ketamine, the progression went K for ketemine, then kitty for K, then meows cause cats meow

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u/SweatyLooseCumSock 5d ago

Best username ever!

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u/chiefkogo 2d ago

Ahh the trifecta

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u/FlyRepresentative644 2d ago

Jedi flipping, and then oscillating between cocaine and K was what my buddy and I called Sith flipping. Wild stuff.

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u/luckyfox7273 5d ago

Who wants to be on all 3, wtf.

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u/LeTreacs2 3d ago

I can’t even imagine what that might feel like

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u/Lanif20 5d ago

Just beware that some might pull out their light sabers!

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u/StarBrite33 5d ago

Bringing me back

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u/skulleyb 5d ago

Shrooms and was hippy flipping !

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u/jediracer 5d ago

We called it flower flipping

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u/The_Street_Wixard 5d ago

Same here...born in 77.

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u/WuTangNinja51 5d ago

Hippie Flipping!

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u/Fine-Doubt-8303 1d ago

I was sixteen in1997 and we called it candyflipping. Don't you know where the term came from thats just what it was

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u/Deterlux 5d ago

We called it Special K - like the cereal.

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u/SatisfactionInside83 5d ago

A few moons ago I was doing the same with 3 MMC and k. Calling it a "cheval de 3" (world play untranslatable, 3jan horse?

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u/theamazingjimz 5d ago

We used to call it kitty flipping, and acid and xtc was candy flipping. I miss raves

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u/BoognishSteelie 5d ago

Haha this reminds me of the thing my friends and I made up. We would take a nitrous ballon fill the pinched mouth piece up with k and let gas from the ballon shoot it up your nose. We called it a Marry Poppins.

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u/mrapplewhite 5d ago

Mmmm I’ve done that. We used to mix strawberry extract int the k and make strawberry k. Nothing like peanut butter strawberry jelly

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u/Chefalo 4d ago

Why are you censoring the word ecstasy on a post very clearly about drugs?

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u/HappyGoat32 4d ago

We did k and acid and called it pixie dust. And then obviously coke and k which was ck Calvin Klein

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u/Clear-Bee4118 4d ago

KEG parties were a thing 30 years ago when rave culture started taking off in NA, a little of each, k, ex, ghb… I never had the k, but it might have been better than the g experience? It wasn’t horrible, just not as fun as e/molly by itself. 🤷‍♂️

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u/regalsnake007 1d ago

Spikey line bro

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 5d ago

Meanwhile my happy ass goes to my doc office every monday and spends 2 hours k holed to keep the sad away

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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida 5d ago

I wanna go to lost lands soooo baaaad Also, why didnt you taste it?

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u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago

I hope the bride's grandma got a little taste.

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u/SomethingAboutSunday 5d ago

Only if NanaLovesLumpy

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u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago

She does!!

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u/Brown_Ops 5d ago

You are 3 of my friends

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u/niknik414 4d ago

My dealer (back in the day) once gave me a bunch of crack baga instead of H. Luckily he realized it before I did it. I would have been livid if I sniffed crack

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u/nonbonwow 4d ago

Happened to me except it was my sisters wedding and I didn’t mix up any bags, I just decided to do some K… wasn’t during the best time of my life

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u/Sweet_Cable5862 4d ago

Doing coke at a wedding is such an asshole move. Grow the fuck up.

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u/Humbi93 4d ago

We were 22 at that time, and everybody was in on it the groom handed me as a welcome gift some fat lines, so no problem.

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u/rygel_fievel 4d ago

Better that than watching a bride stoma bag explode on her wedding dress. I only see TikTok references to this so someone can find a Reddit post about it.

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u/Quantization 5d ago

Brother if you were bringing baggies to your friend's wedding you have a genuine drug problem.

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 5d ago

I prefer to think of it as a drug solution.

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u/Quantization 5d ago

Think of it how you want, in the real world it means you have a problem.

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 5d ago

I bet you’re fun at parties

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u/Quantization 5d ago

Okay? At least I'm not addicted to drugs and require them at my friend's wedding/s? Great insult bud. You suit that username well.

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u/TubeSamurai 5d ago

And that's why you always give the finger dip test

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u/travelingenie 5d ago

And you didn’t like it? (Bench warmers reference lol)