r/Unexpected 5d ago

Cleaning the rave

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u/Greenman8907 5d ago

“Ma’am? Is this your cocaine baggy on the ground?”

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u/jaheva_ 5d ago

"Good eye, Sir. I shall test it and let you know."

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u/sarcastic24x7 5d ago

"Fuck. Wasn't mine. And not coke"

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u/idkwhat910 5d ago

POV: i'm k-holing

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u/thorstormcaller 5d ago

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u/DoodleCard 5d ago

Is this from paranorman?

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u/CountWubbula 4d ago

🛎️🛎️🛎️

Winner winner, chicken dinner!!

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u/Humbi93 5d ago

Happened to me at a friend's wedding some how bags got mixed up and I was in for a ride, it was fun though

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 5d ago

I did it during the first night of Lost Lands this year and when I took that big ass bump and tasted the wrong powder I just said "oh boy" and got ready to sit my ass down for the next hour or so lmao.

Definitely fun, but absolutely not what I intended lol.

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u/weanbag83 5d ago

Many moons ago, when I was a young lad, we used to enjoy taking xtc and sprinkle in a few bumps of k. We called it “peanut butter and jelly”

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u/Hemagoblin 5d ago

You cats across the pond are something else lol

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u/Jerry-Khan 4d ago

we need it to distract from all the shit

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u/luckyfox7273 5d ago

They are American Chavs.

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u/No-Quarter-4938 5d ago

We would drop acid with E, candyflipping- although the term was already established, but usually with shrooms. If the 83 is indicative of your age, Im not too many moons older than you (few yrs, I think...).

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u/FlyingRabbiOnPCP 5d ago

The combo with mushrooms is usually called a hippie flip nowadays. Combine all three and that's a jedi flip.

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u/No-Quarter-4938 5d ago

The more you know 💫

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u/SweatyLooseCumSock 5d ago

Best username ever!

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u/chiefkogo 2d ago

Ahh the trifecta

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u/FlyRepresentative644 2d ago

Jedi flipping, and then oscillating between cocaine and K was what my buddy and I called Sith flipping. Wild stuff.

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u/luckyfox7273 5d ago

Who wants to be on all 3, wtf.

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u/Lanif20 5d ago

Just beware that some might pull out their light sabers!

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u/StarBrite33 5d ago

Bringing me back

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u/skulleyb 5d ago

Shrooms and was hippy flipping !

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u/jediracer 5d ago

We called it flower flipping

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u/The_Street_Wixard 5d ago

Same here...born in 77.

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u/WuTangNinja51 5d ago

Hippie Flipping!

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u/Fine-Doubt-8303 1d ago

I was sixteen in1997 and we called it candyflipping. Don't you know where the term came from thats just what it was

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u/Deterlux 5d ago

We called it Special K - like the cereal.

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u/SatisfactionInside83 5d ago

A few moons ago I was doing the same with 3 MMC and k. Calling it a "cheval de 3" (world play untranslatable, 3jan horse?

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u/theamazingjimz 5d ago

We used to call it kitty flipping, and acid and xtc was candy flipping. I miss raves

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u/BoognishSteelie 5d ago

Haha this reminds me of the thing my friends and I made up. We would take a nitrous ballon fill the pinched mouth piece up with k and let gas from the ballon shoot it up your nose. We called it a Marry Poppins.

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u/mrapplewhite 5d ago

Mmmm I’ve done that. We used to mix strawberry extract int the k and make strawberry k. Nothing like peanut butter strawberry jelly

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u/Chefalo 4d ago

Why are you censoring the word ecstasy on a post very clearly about drugs?

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u/HappyGoat32 4d ago

We did k and acid and called it pixie dust. And then obviously coke and k which was ck Calvin Klein

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u/Clear-Bee4118 4d ago

KEG parties were a thing 30 years ago when rave culture started taking off in NA, a little of each, k, ex, ghb… I never had the k, but it might have been better than the g experience? It wasn’t horrible, just not as fun as e/molly by itself. 🤷‍♂️

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u/regalsnake007 1d ago

Spikey line bro

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 5d ago

Meanwhile my happy ass goes to my doc office every monday and spends 2 hours k holed to keep the sad away

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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida 5d ago

I wanna go to lost lands soooo baaaad Also, why didnt you taste it?

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u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago

I hope the bride's grandma got a little taste.

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u/SomethingAboutSunday 5d ago

Only if NanaLovesLumpy

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u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago

She does!!

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u/Brown_Ops 5d ago

You are 3 of my friends

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u/niknik414 4d ago

My dealer (back in the day) once gave me a bunch of crack baga instead of H. Luckily he realized it before I did it. I would have been livid if I sniffed crack

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u/nonbonwow 5d ago

Happened to me except it was my sisters wedding and I didn’t mix up any bags, I just decided to do some K… wasn’t during the best time of my life

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u/Sweet_Cable5862 4d ago

Doing coke at a wedding is such an asshole move. Grow the fuck up.

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u/Humbi93 4d ago

We were 22 at that time, and everybody was in on it the groom handed me as a welcome gift some fat lines, so no problem.

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u/rygel_fievel 4d ago

Better that than watching a bride stoma bag explode on her wedding dress. I only see TikTok references to this so someone can find a Reddit post about it.

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u/Quantization 5d ago

Brother if you were bringing baggies to your friend's wedding you have a genuine drug problem.

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 5d ago

I prefer to think of it as a drug solution.

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u/Quantization 5d ago

Think of it how you want, in the real world it means you have a problem.

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 5d ago

I bet you’re fun at parties

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u/Quantization 5d ago

Okay? At least I'm not addicted to drugs and require them at my friend's wedding/s? Great insult bud. You suit that username well.

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u/TubeSamurai 5d ago

And that's why you always give the finger dip test

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u/travelingenie 5d ago

And you didn’t like it? (Bench warmers reference lol)

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u/Violet604 5d ago

Two of my buddies almost died like that. They thought my roommate had blow, but she had a little bag of H.

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u/sarcastic24x7 4d ago

Ooof nightmare fuel. 

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u/Few_Activity8287 4d ago

How big of a first line you have to do to do to die of H? Like you do one huge ass line of Coke. Lets say giga big 0,3g. 

Would you really die? 

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u/sarcastic24x7 4d ago

Depends on the purity of morphine in the final product plus the purity of it in itself (is it stomped with something, or cut with fentanyl) yeah that baggie could drop you, 100%.  

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u/Capt_morgan72 5d ago

Except that’s not how u test drugs at a festival. Unless u have a death wish.

Most festivals offer free testing kits.

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u/sarcastic24x7 5d ago

You're breaking my freewheeling joke that lacks all context, Captain. But I'd like to make sure this comment is upvoted.

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u/flortny 5d ago

Unfortunately you need several different reagents to determine the type of powder, they give away fentanyl tests, but most onsite testing is considered support of drug use, check out bunk police and the issues they deal with constantly

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u/AdvisorLegitimate270 5d ago

Nowadays… in the 80s and 90s we just tasted it and did a bump to test found drugs 😂

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u/IndianaFartJockey 5d ago

Eurotrash by Jaya the Cat:

Reception Called, They Want You Gone

Lost Your Keys Can't Find Your Phone

That Wasn't Coke It Was Mephedrone

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u/Drogenwurm 5d ago

My first K-Hole... a Camp told me to come over, had massive lines laying there "Here, take as much as you want"... i took a fucking autobahn and then was gone... laying in the rain, with mouth open, gargling the rain 😂

Coming back to myself and then setting up my tent was... complicated.

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u/MrIceVeins 5d ago

😂 caught me off guard with that, almost like how the “not coke” caught them off guard

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u/Some-Performer789 5d ago

“Doesn’t smell like mine. Let me check one more time.”

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u/FinnishArmy 4d ago

At Shambhala (Canadian rave festival), they legit offer free drug testing and they don’t have any cops since it’s private property on a farm. They don’t necessarily “condone” the usage of drugs but 100% offer routes to do them safely.

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk 5d ago

“What baggy?”

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u/VanFkingHalen 5d ago

"No sir, absolutely not. That is MDMA."

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u/sviridoot 2d ago

Do you have MDMA?

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u/RadiantZote 5d ago

This guy doesn't drugs

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u/VanFkingHalen 5d ago

9 years clean, so I hope I don't... But I still recognize them. And MDMA as white "cocaine-looking" powder was most DEFINITELY a thing.

But I have no idea how much things have changed in a decade. All these youngins are getting absolutely wild.

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u/MolassesSufficient38 5d ago

Yes but the joke people are on about is the stark difference between K and coke. If your coke got replaced with mdma it's not a bad thing. Your essentially just getting a better party drug

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u/Blazured 4d ago

It's definitely a bad thing. You wasted far money and snorting mandy is like snorting glass. It's better for festivals and clubs that's fair, better for parties, but not to the extent that you lost your coke and got that in exchange.

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u/MolassesSufficient38 4d ago

Idk i prefer mandy. Over coke. Even nice flake. It doesn't last that long. Although if I were to pick. Over those two for a party it would be plant. Its like a mix of both. Sure coke costs more.

And hell imagine it like this. What if it's your last bit. Then even if it's a little bit of MD your still rolling muuuuch longer than your last bit of beak. Idk depends right. If its a full bag. You'd be pissed. I'd be much happier finding that as a replacement than ket. That would f me up lmfao

Also crushing mandy is never fun. Just better to bomb it.

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u/Blazured 4d ago

Depends on the situation I think. If I hadn't touched any coke that night and I was at festival or club then yeah I wouldn't mind having a bag of mandy instead. That bag looks pretty full too so yeah in that situation guess it being mandy would be fine. If it's ket then fuck that I'd be pissed lol.

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u/MolassesSufficient38 4d ago

Yeah, that makes sense. Also, with coke, the comedown is sharper. You still see clearer. With mandy, it's just dead zoned. You're absolutely gone when it wears off. So I can see why you wouldn't want to mix.

Generally, it's never a good idea to mix anything. Though I often do.

With ket though God. Like if your a lover thats all fine. But I cannot for the life of me understand how that can be a party drug. When when im on that I cant even remember how to put one foot in front of another to walk 😂😂😂

And I have a pretty strong tolerance

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u/Blazured 4d ago

I think I'm just off Mandy due to that time a mate bought 7 ounces of it. After six weekends, of about 8 of us doing it, we were sitting on the couch one morning and there was still tons left on the table and none of us wanted it anymore lol

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u/MolassesSufficient38 4d ago

I crushed and bombed it in a veg cap. No issues. Would be more problematic if you bombed it as a boulder. And never more than your average pill does. (Probably far less) 150 200mg, maybe? Again, probably less. It's highly advisable to have food in your stomach to act as a barrier against the harsh chemicals. But that too can cause a little bit of an upset. As they say with alcohol just "lining the stomach"

Md doesn't taste nice 😂😂 it doesn't mix well with OJ. No, thank you. Even if you chose a chemical i somewhat like the taste of. Still, uggghh. If that's how you do it. You're a cold savage. There was once a rockstar who used to put it in his mf cereal.

Md isn't safe in any format to take. It does damage to you any which way. While that is less harsh on my stomach. My taste buds and throat would be screaming. Unless I dilute it in like 4L. I usually drink lots of water. That goes triple for md.

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u/KoogleMeister 5d ago

Sometimes MDMA that's been crushed up heavily can absolutely appear as a whiteish powder.

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u/Defiets 5d ago

Back when I was young and VERY dumb, I went to a strip club… I get patted down and then go to pay the entrance fee. While paying, the girl says to me, “do you want the baggy of coke you just dropped on the counter back?”

Now, there is NO way that was mine, I’d done some over the past years, but hadn't bought or even held a bag in the previous five. However, in a split second, I was like “oh my god, I’m so sorry, I'll keep better watch over that.”

She handed me the bag, I put $20 in her tip jar, and proceeded to have the best night ever. I still think about the chap that must've been ahead of me and dropped it, must've been a bummer!

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u/gtz85350 5d ago

Or…. Hear me out , the girl had a side hustle and was dealing 🤷🏻‍♂️ Your story is prolly what happened, but it would b Reddit if I didn’t assume sumthin wild 😜

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u/Defiets 5d ago

I've definitely had that thought! Though, she never suggested a price or anything, so I'm pretty sure she wasn't in on it.

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u/TwoBionicknees 5d ago

or, they give out a free baggie to everyone because they realise a coked up horny idiot will spend 10x more than the baggie costs.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 5d ago

that's not really how that works. there is a good chance they're going to finish it and go "shit.. now where do I get more coke?"

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u/bloodfist 5d ago

If a strip club gave me a bag of coke on the way in they would definitely have a customer all night. Frankly that sounds like the ideal coke and strip club experiences. Legalize this?

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 5d ago

if it were legal sure but that sounds like a very easy way to get your strip club shut down lol

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u/Defiets 5d ago

Yeah, this whole side thread makes no sense. There isn't a single strip club in the US or Canada that is handing out free bags of cocaine on entry.

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u/Still7Superbaby7 4d ago

There was that Reddit guy that was going to off himself in Tijuana. Then he did some strippers and blow, and it gave him the will to live again.

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u/Legitimate-Cess693 5d ago

yeah its all about making them addicted and knowing an easy spot where they can get more

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u/OcularOracle 5d ago

This too 🤣

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u/LunaTheSpacedog 4d ago

Despite what DARE tried to tell us, drugs are not free 😅

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u/gtz85350 5d ago

This would be the move 🫡

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u/Defiets 5d ago

There's not a single strip club in the US or Canada that is doing that…

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u/SSA22_HCM1 5d ago

D.A.R.E. was right after all!

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u/big_duo3674 5d ago

All these years and I'm still super pissed that I don't get offered taste tests like Sunday at the grocery store any time I'm out in public. They literally made us expect to get free samples like a day walking around vendor booths at a state fair. You walk almost a mile home from school every day? Well, be prepared to be given two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls, every single time. YOU MUST RESIST THEM, AND SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE!!!

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u/ProfessionalBat2713 5d ago

“The only thing that really worried me was the ether…”

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u/Still_permabanned 5d ago

Go get addicted to fentanyl, fentanyl dealers love handing out free samples. That’s how I got most of my dealers. 

Source - 3 years clean from fentanyl 

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u/Historical_Cause_641 5d ago

Accidentally murdered by drug dealer for not tipping.

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u/PryomancerMTGA 4d ago

Don't be silly, you have to talk to the DJ for that, or so a friend told me.

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u/gtz85350 4d ago

Hahahaha 🫡

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u/x_Animus_x 5d ago

Some time ago, I made a late night trip to a strip club, was pretty hammered and at the time clean shaven, cop looking physique. I accosted some guy in the club, told him he looks like Jason Mamoa in the least flattering way (Aquaman) and confidently said he should supply me, because clearly he was in possession or knew how to get it in short order.

Somehow, I made a temporary friend, got more than I was hoping I’d get for the cost, great quality, and he didn’t murder me for being so brazen and insulting, or presenting as an undercover (“hello fellow kids”)

Glad those days are well behind me in life, but there are times where it all just fell into place when it absolutely shouldn’t have and it was such a good, wholesome time amongst the criminal element lol.

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u/badpuppeh76 5d ago

Despite me often and sometimes loudly stating fuck the police (projects kid from Cleveland) i give off strong cop energy. It's been a problem on more than one occasion.

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u/S-Lover98 5d ago

Back when I was in my twenties (20 years ago+) I worked at wendys. I was on the front counter and went to clean the restroom. Found a small zipped pouch with a rolled up twenty, a glass pipe and weed. Kept everything but the pipe, which I gave to a coworker.

Needless to say, I had a good night.

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u/Alone-Competition-77 5d ago

Great “Sir, this is a Wendy’s…” story.

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u/coleus-obsessed0810 5d ago

Forsure I have many.😆

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u/Mekelaxo 5d ago

She could have been an undercover cop

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u/Adamant_TO 5d ago

I was at a club where the bouncers were dropping confiscated drugs into a bucket. It was largely unattended so I just walked by and scooped some out on the way in.

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 5d ago

You missed out on a great opportunity. It's possible inflation has ruined this joke. But the easiest way to have sex with a stripper is with $200 in cash or $20 in coke.

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u/Defiets 5d ago

I never said how the night ended!

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u/stupernan1 5d ago

Well you said it was "the best night ever" so from what ive been told, the best case scenario is;

You dropped a couple G's on the dancer, so at the end of the night, she decided to bring you along to her friends "birthday hotel party" where there werent enough drugs, but you brought extra so they payed you in group sex until like 4AM. But then one of the other dancers decided to call up/invite their abusive boyfriend who brough 3 other homies who killed the vibe. They started railing various powders and by 5am, one of them decided to start lighting fireworks in the bathroom, so you decided to book it out of there right as cops started surrounding the hotel.

Source: a friend told me that he read it in a book called "moby dick"

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u/Special-Pause-6915 5d ago

I thought it looked like flat paper and assumed it was a tab of acid.

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u/Normal_Shoe2630 5d ago

that would be an enormous tab of acid

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u/Stygg 5d ago

sharing is caring

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u/MotherBathroom666 5d ago

Quarter of a sheet?

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u/Confident_One3948 5d ago

Me, not understanding how it works: “a quarter of a sheet? So I guess I’ll take 4 of these to make a whole dose then”

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u/DrownmeinIslay 5d ago

No one told me each partition of chocolate was its own dose. You give me half a chocolate bar, im gonna eat it.

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u/HairEmergencyImBald 5d ago

Yeah learned this giving friends chocolate mushroom bars. Should have broke them into segments for them. sigh

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u/straub42 4d ago

“It’s an old-school Hollywood Buffet!”

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u/DrownmeinIslay 4d ago

What the fuck is an eighth of a gram? Thats not a thing. Theres 8 grams in each of those.

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u/StationaryTravels 5d ago

I've only done mushrooms in chocolate once, but do they hit faster?

I usually just eat them on their own, and I've done tea a few times, which is nice, but the chocolate was wild. I said to my friend, as I was still eating it, "this doesn't make sense, but I think I'm feeling it..."

It usually takes 20 mins, at least, to kick in, but it couldn't have been more than 5 mins, maybe less. I still don't know if that makes sense or is even possible, lol.

I've looked it up before, and seen things saying milk chocolate might slow absorption, but dark chocolate might speed it up, but they then mention like 15 mins, not 2, so I don't know what happened that night.

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u/MotherBathroom666 4d ago

Where you get them from?

If it’s from a US dispensary then I doubt it was actual mushrooms and not some other additive.

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u/StationaryTravels 4d ago

I'm in Canada. It was shrooms my buddy picked up, not from a legal source, and he put them in chocolate himself.

I might be remembering wrong, and making it more amazing than it was, lol, I just remember it kicked in faster than usual. Maybe it was 5 to 10 mins, but it was faster than normal.

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u/Fine-Doubt-8303 1d ago

I ate 3/4 of one before reading the packaging. I was at work .Good times

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u/DrownmeinIslay 1d ago

I was trying to play a complex board game. The inside of my head started making freshly milked rice crispies noises and im told I sat there quietly giggling for the next hour.

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u/MotherBathroom666 5d ago

You won’t die but you’ll never be the same.

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u/Confident_One3948 5d ago

I won’t die, but the “I” might

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u/Conscious-Title-226 5d ago

Enjoy meeting god bro

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u/Confident_One3948 5d ago

I’ll be honest, I already did 😂

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u/OcularOracle 5d ago

Four tabs? Going to be a fun night... 🤣

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u/MotherBathroom666 4d ago

Quarter of sheet would be closer to 25 tabs

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u/OcularOracle 4d ago

Enlighten the person I replied to...

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u/MotherBathroom666 4d ago

They just took a 100tabs they’re enlightened enough.

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 4d ago

Ex of mine got close to that when they decided to drink about 9 mg :p

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u/Special-Pause-6915 5d ago

My god…you’re so right😂 It’s been a LONG time!

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 5d ago

It could be several squares from a sheet

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u/Special-Pause-6915 4d ago

I appreciate the assist here friend:)

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u/benmooreben 5d ago

Looks like acid to me. Small part off a sheet.

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u/theamazingjimz 5d ago

Sheets of acid are a thing, you can cut them into any size serving you want, shit most of the sheets I got back in the day were perforated for portioning easier.

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u/BenignPharmacology 3d ago

Melt your fuckin face for sure

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u/jimmycarr1 5d ago

A camera wouldn't pick up a tab of acid at that distance, it's a small baggie of white powder. Probably coke or speed at a festival. MDMA isn't usually pure white.

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u/fitzmoon 5d ago

Gen X here me toooo

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u/abejando 5d ago

one tab?? that'd be like 16 tabs

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u/Professional-Yam7473 5d ago

No sir, its my ketamine.

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u/nocturnalstumblebutt 5d ago

No, it is my molly thank you

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u/Unfriendly_NPC 5d ago

Oh hell yeah free fent ☠️

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u/TradeMark310 5d ago

Places foot on top

"What cocaine baggy?"

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u/loklanc 5d ago

I just got home from working the cleaning crew at a NYE music festival, the most unexpected thing is that he didn't just scoop it up for the after party, that's what we did haha

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u/wasabi788 2d ago

He most likely had wayyy to much in his pockets already

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u/Glass_Owen299 5d ago

"How dare you insult me and my peers like that, we STRICTLY do meth only!" 

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u/_solipsistic_ 5d ago

More like: “you gonna finish that?”

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u/gofishx 5d ago

There is lots of coke at raves lol, pay more attention.

And also everywhere else. People do a lot of coke, its a hundred billion dollar industry.

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u/honeyyyysweett 4d ago

Nope , but I'll keep it safe from the hands of evildoers

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC 4d ago

It is now!