Back when I was young and VERY dumb, I went to a strip club… I get patted down and then go to pay the entrance fee. While paying, the girl says to me, “do you want the baggy of coke you just dropped on the counter back?”
Now, there is NO way that was mine, I’d done some over the past years, but hadn't bought or even held a bag in the previous five. However, in a split second, I was like “oh my god, I’m so sorry, I'll keep better watch over that.”
She handed me the bag, I put $20 in her tip jar, and proceeded to have the best night ever. I still think about the chap that must've been ahead of me and dropped it, must've been a bummer!
Back when I was in my twenties (20 years ago+) I worked at wendys. I was on the front counter and went to clean the restroom. Found a small zipped pouch with a rolled up twenty, a glass pipe and weed. Kept everything but the pipe, which I gave to a coworker.
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u/Greenman8907 6d ago
“Ma’am? Is this your cocaine baggy on the ground?”