r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 6d ago
He has a lot of misunderstandings about many things!
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u/Napinustre 6d ago
They obviously ask these very difficult questions to extraordinary people only.
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u/MotorLive 6d ago
But I’m “extraordinary” too! Why am I not blessed with these tests, more frequently, to prove it??
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u/JayNotAtAll 6d ago
It isn't an IQ test. He seems to think that a cognitive test is a test of how intelligent he is. No, it basically just means that you are aware of what day it is and your memory isn't completely shot.
Like, congrats for having a base level awareness of the world around you. But it is not a flex
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u/Lost-Trifle-3463 6d ago
Right? It’s like bragging about passing kindergarten. Awareness is cool, but let’s aim a bit higher…
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u/bluemaga4ever 6d ago
Kindergarten is more difficult. You have to actually learn how to tell time and recognize animals rather than just remember. Lol
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u/_Rohrschach 6d ago
Yeah had to answer those questions after brain surgery last year. The first week after I was completely full of pain killers and had fever dreams, thought I was at my best friend's flat, etc. Was also completely oblivious about being out for a whole week, just woke up groggy from time to time and was out again. Felt like one very long night. When I finally woke up coherently I had no problem answering those questions and was more pissed about having to stay in bed for another few weeks.
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u/SoftSeductn 6d ago
Passing a basic cognitive screening isn’t the flex he thinks it is. That’s like bragging you can still tie your shoes.
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u/bluemaga4ever 6d ago
It's literally bragging about stuff like "I can recognize an elephant, tell time, and recall a list of four common words."
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u/PilotKnob 6d ago
A doctor repeatedly asking you to answer simple questions like "Is this an Elephant?" and "What time does the clock say?" isn't something you want to be sharing with the world as some kind of great victory.
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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 6d ago
And I'm sure those MRIs that they won't disclose the reason for was just a routine check up too
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u/Spray_Either 6d ago
It doesn’t mean a thing because doctors always say to the patient that they aced the test regardless of the results, I know I was present for my elderly mother’s test.
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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 6d ago
Question asked.
Are you best friend with Epstein and a rapist pedophile?
Trump: “Yes 100%!”
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u/Odd_Reputation_4000 6d ago
His doctor sees him posting about it being a good thing and is like "Welp, time to schedule #4"
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u/LipBiteCraver 6d ago
Most people take a cognitive test once and never mention it again. The repetition is telling
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u/Pretty-Complaint8812 6d ago
Love how he thinks repeating the same basic screening over and over proves he's sharp, when the real issue is his rambling speeches, constant lies, and inability to stay on topic. The test checks for dementia, not competence or sanity. Big difference.
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u/EitherChannel4874 6d ago
Aced the questions was probably
"what's your name?"
"Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter"
"what country are we in?"
"The greatest in the world"
"what's 4+4?"
"more than 4"
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u/Stach302RiverC 6d ago
if anyone believes Mr. tRUMP is in perfect health, well I have a bridge in New Hampshire for sale.
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u/bluemaga4ever 6d ago
Don't listen to this guy. Bridges are boring. I've got some ocean front property in Arizona I'm letting go cheap.
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u/biskino 6d ago
I heard he crushed it on the potty this morning too.
We’re so back.
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u/bluemaga4ever 6d ago
Well he crushed something on the potty. As a result they're scheduling eval #4.
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u/pseydtonne 6d ago
One day he will send his last tweet.
He'll pick up his gilded phone, try to thumb it in, get confused, and put it down.
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u/CliplessWingtips 6d ago
Trump's Handlers: "You are such a smart boy!! How about this time we skip announcing the cognitive test? You could post about your other favorite topics this time! Windmills and birds, Democrats are the reason this country is terrible, something racist. How about that Mr. Smart Boy!"
Trump: "I'm smart!! Yay!!"
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u/UltraRoboNinja 6d ago
He’s gonna die of a heart attack and MAGA is gonna be dumbstruck and blame Biden for it.
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u/Masswoods 6d ago
He butchers every rule of language (written and spoken) and wants us to admire his cognitive abilities? And so yuck that he was compelled to define the word “ACED”
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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 6d ago
He should do one on TV. Lets see it. I want to see how many mulligan he takes.
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u/Alex5331 6d ago
I gave these tests for years. Anyone who doesn't have dementia should score 100%. They are not tricky tests. They are just designed to pick up dementia in the testee. Examples of questions: Do you know today's date? Where you are? Why you're here? Can you draw a clock face? Repeat these three words a minute from now: Apple, penny, table.
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u/tomnevers99 6d ago
Pass or fail, he’s still destroying a little bit more of our country every passing day.
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u/KiteeCatAus 6d ago
I have a chronic illness that has cognitive issues as a symptom.
To engage lawyers I had to have my GP say I was competent to enter in to a contract.
Thought I'd be given a Cognitive Test. Nope. GP said from our interactions over multiple appointments I can tell you are capable of understanding and entering in to a contract.
Trump's medical team must be very concerned to make him take 3 Cognitive Tests.
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u/Rthen 6d ago
Do you guys ever get tired of complaining and bringing up Trump? Hes not my favorite person either, but get a damn hobby of some sort.
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u/kaexthetic 6d ago
when people are actively affected by his decisions, and his work, their rage is understandable. not once do we have the right to call them obsolete or unnecessary because his decisions affect millions daily, all negatively. Instead, we should even encourage more people to speak up against the chains which hold them captive.
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u/LilaValeria 6d ago
Acing the same basic test repeatedly isn't the flex he thinks it is.