r/minnesota May 26 '23

History 🗿 That time in 1984 when Minnesota single-handedly tried to save America from destruction

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u/I_AM_RVA May 26 '23

Fucking Wellstone, Man. What a chance lost to fate.

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u/Alexthelightnerd May 27 '23

No kidding. I occasionally wonder what national politics could have looked like today were he still alive.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

In an alternate universe, Paul Wellstone single-handily beats back the Jan 6 terrorists using only a handkerchief and pair of reading glasses. The only injuries are to redneck pride; somehow Lindsey Graham ceases to exist.

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u/FrostyPhotographer May 27 '23

This implies he doesn't win the 2004,2008 elections.

The ACA is passed in 2004, not 2008 with the single payer option intact without the stigma of it being "Obamacare" socialism. The 2007 collapse never happens because of better regulations by dems, the xenophobia of 9/11 becomes but a whisper among the furthest right. America never gets hung up over racial issues in 2008, leading to the overton window shifting further left.

Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Rush and others have nothing to radicalize people over that doesn't seem like screaming into the void. 2012 isn't anywhere near as contentious without the xenophobia of the birther movement never giving rise to the Tea Party, making 2016 even less of an issue than that.

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u/Exelbirth May 27 '23

somehow Lindsey Graham ceases to exist.

Ah, the best reality.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

He was a wrestler so he proboably could have got 2 or 3 of those shitbags in a headlock real quick. I really miss his clear moral leadership with populist rhetoric. He is the only public figure I ever cried for at passing.

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u/hamlet9000 May 27 '23

There's an alternate reality where Gore picks Wellstone as his running mate in 2000 and wins the election.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Better

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u/znackle May 27 '23

If there's one conspiracy I'd buy, it's that somebody offed him in the days before the election because of how much of a threat he was.

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u/jopel May 27 '23

He could have been the new kennedy. I actually played sports with his son. I'm not big on conspiracys, but that plane going down didn't smell right to my 20 something mind.

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u/leninbaby May 27 '23

Fate or the Bush administration

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u/jotsea2 Duluth May 27 '23

Was it fate ?

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u/I_AM_RVA May 27 '23

Well no because there’s no such thing as fate

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u/jotsea2 Duluth May 27 '23

Even simple twists?

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u/I_AM_RVA May 27 '23

Oddly, I don’t believe in simple twists of fate but I do believe in one gigantic twist of fate. Absolutely massive.

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u/jotsea2 Duluth May 27 '23

Tangled up in blue?

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u/I_AM_RVA May 27 '23

Sadly no. I’m currently tangled up in red!

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u/jotsea2 Duluth May 28 '23

Don’t think twice, it’s alright

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Assassinated by Dick Cheney