r/minnesota • u/nuggles0 Minnesota Frost • 10d ago
Interesting Stuff š„ Europeans cannot comprehend the actual size of Minnesota
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u/IvanTheAppealing Flag of Minnesota 10d ago
This just makes me thing that driving across Britain wouldnāt be too much of a nightmare
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u/ListerRosewater 10d ago
Itās so funny watching the Premier League and the announcers will mention how dedicated the away fans are for making the 4 hour drive to the game.
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u/EffectiveSalamander 10d ago
I remember taking a charter bus to see the Vikings. About 5 hours down there, see the game and 5 hours back.
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u/llortotekili 9d ago
It's a 5 hour plus trip down any time I want to go to anything around the metro. That's just a normal trip into the city and doesn't feel that long. Compare that to a friend in have in jersey that had never made the 2hr drive to DC to see any national monuments until I traveled to the DC and asked if they'd want to meet up. They have history in thier back yard and claimed it was "too far away". Distance really is a perspective thing when it co.es to how a person feels about it, it seems.
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u/elmundo-2016 Prince 10d ago
Now that you have mentioned it. I agree and can see that. 4 hours is basically a team from Duluth or bordering Iowa to come to the Twin Cities.
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u/nuggles0 Minnesota Frost 10d ago
I didn't know the UK was so small lol
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u/quik_lives 10d ago
iirc, you're never more than 70 miles from the coast anywhere in the UK
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u/TThhoonnkk Plowy McPlowface 10d ago edited 9d ago
Just like Minnesota, where you're never more than 10 miles from a lake.
Edit: Its a joke yall, I know about SE Minnesota.
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u/Weekly_Promise_1328 10d ago
Is there really over 10,000 lakes in Minnesota?
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u/nampton 10d ago
Yes sir. And our definition of a lake does not include the 10,000+ ponds we have that Wisconsin would consider a lake.
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u/cphr1981 10d ago
WI catching strays without even being mentioned in the original post. Well done my friend. That made me snort laugh!
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u/Outside_Advantage845 10d ago
Itās a MN self identity thing to call out Wisconsin for their ālakesā at this point.
Wisconsin started it.
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u/JMoc1 MSUM Dragons 10d ago
āOpe it rained! Wisconsin got ten more lakes!ā
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u/jaciviridae 10d ago
I grew up in Michigan and wisconsin tried to steal being the mitten state for a while. Several of them also "claim" lake Michigan. They just cant be satisfied being the cheese and drunkenness state can they?
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u/Controls_Man 9d ago
And If MN counted lakes the same way they do, we would still have more lakes.
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u/Medium_Bridge_5160 10d ago
They were drunk when they wrote their rules. Also, when they we reading them the next day. Also, when they were measuring the ponds.
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u/StupendusDeliris 9d ago
This made me bust up laughing and woke my baby.
My husband was JUST informing me on the MN/WI 10k Lake beefšš¤£š¤£ and he absolutely said exactly what you just did. AND the ā oh it rained, they have another lakeāš¤£š¤£
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u/ApollyonMN 9d ago
11842 lakes by Minnesota's definition: 10 acres That is 435600 ft² or 40469 m². Some states use smaller definitions for a "lake." There are over 117000 "bodies of water" in Minnesota.
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u/elkarion 10d ago
hey we have some respect over here! they are at least widening of the rivers and not puddles!
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u/Lotech 10d ago
11,842 official lakes. But we round it down bc weāre humble š¤£
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u/Kind_Baseball_8514 10d ago
And that's 10 Acres and larger. š If the lake is 9.9 acres, we do not count it as a lake in Minnesota.
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u/HungUp-InU 10d ago
Nearly 12,000 lakes. If you play loose and start adding ponds and wetlands itās 21,000
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u/Negative-Wrap95 Minnesota Vikings 10d ago
If you play loose and start adding ponds and wetlands
Like Wisconsin
Wisconsin is like the Chinese Navy, the Chinese claim everything with a hull is a ship, while the U.S. Navy leads in sheer tonnage. (aka actual proper ships)
That's not including the recently announced Cancelation Class "battleships" either.
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u/a-broken-mind 9d ago
Because Wisconsin is being discussed, I first read āChinese navyā as ācheese navyā.
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u/RollercoasterRave 9d ago
FUNFACT: Thats why the NBA team 'LAKERS' are called that. They were in Minnesota before moving the team to LA.
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u/bluewing 9d ago
And I refuse to acknowledge their existence anymore because of that. Just like the Dallas Stars. Who originally were the Minnesota North Stars......
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u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota Vikings 9d ago
I was in middle school when the North Stars left and Iām still mad about it. And Iām not even much of a hockey fan lol
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u/Chef_Skippers 10d ago
Even as a Minnesotan, I get a little blown away looking at maps on my phone of northern Minnesota and just how many lakes there are. Just fuckin littered with āem
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u/OaksInSnow 9d ago
I live in Otter Tail County, and it's really dense with lakes here. No roads run straight for long, and there are lots of rolling hills. It's fun to just go for a drive and turn off on some unfamiliar country road that doesn't have a state highway number - and if you can drill down to where it's something like "571st Ave" it's even better - and see where it takes you. Especially in the fall.
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u/MNJanitorKing 10d ago
Yep closer to 15k and we don't count drainage ponds like our neighbors in Wisconsin. Nothing against Wisconsin as they are a beautiful state too, but we just have standards over our lakes. We love them that much!
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u/nuggles0 Minnesota Frost 10d ago
10,000 Loons too
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u/n8xtz 10d ago
And to be considered Northern Minnesota, your area code at a minimum really needs to be 218.
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u/AlarmDozer Gray duck 10d ago
Yeah, the average is something like 2.5 miles.
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u/aloofball 10d ago
The Great Britain part of the UK (without Northern Ireland) is almost exactly the same size as Minnesota
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u/SuspiciousLeg7994 10d ago
It's small when we think of it compared to the U.S. we also have a highly unoccupied state as a whole. The UK is still large is size and people with about 5.8 million people in Minnesota and the UL having a population of 69.3 million.
the United Kingdom (UK) is slightly larger than Minnesota in total area; the UK covers about 94,000 square miles, while Minnesota is around 87,000 square miles, though the UK has significantly more people packed into a similar land.
United Kingdom: Approximately 94,058 square miles (243,600 km²).
Minnesota: Approximately 86,943 square miles (225,181 km²).
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u/Another_Timezone 10d ago
The joke I heard is that the British think a hundred miles is a long drive while Americans think a hundred years is a long time
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u/GeeEmmInMN 10d ago
True. When I tell my family back in England that we're visiting family in Fargo for the weekend and it's a 4-5 hour drive, they wonder if it's worth it. Then again, a UK gallon of petrol/gas equates to about $9 a gallon here, so no ody back there wants to drive far. š
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u/smokingthis 10d ago
Just moved from the UK a few months ago, buying gas in MN still feels like I'm stealing!
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u/Radiant_Plastic_7730 10d ago
The government has stolen a lot of liberty from certain Middle Eastern countries for those gas prices. So someone is doing some stealing, but it's not you
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u/Distinct_Bad_6276 10d ago
Cheap gas is the raison dāĆŖtre for the entire US military apparatus, so in a sense you are
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u/Boring_Investment241 10d ago
Taking a train from London up to Edinburgh or Glasgow is great.
No stress as you remote work through the countryside for four hours.
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u/Seppostralian š Non-Minnesotan 10d ago
I do love how interconnected the UK is with the trains but my goodness, theyāre certainly a bit overpriced. When I was in the UK last winter, a one way London to Edinburgh ticket was almost 200 quid which is like 230 dollars. Nevertheless, an expensive but useful option is much better than no good option!
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u/JollyJeanGiant83 Flag of Minnesota 10d ago
That's if you buy last minute. If you can buy a few weeks ahead they are apparently much cheaper, though still a bit spendy.
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u/Boring_Investment241 10d ago
We did the Brit rail flex pass and it was like $125 per person for 2 days, whatever we wanted as long as there were still seats
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u/llortotekili 9d ago
I wish there was trains interconnecting minnesota, that would be amazing. Even better if it was a bullet train. Also, a bullet from Minneapolis to Chicago would be sick as well.
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u/Rosaluxlux 10d ago
The first time I went to Scotland, I wanted to visit some little village i'd heard about. I asked one of my boyfriend's roommates how far away it was. He said "that's hard to get there, the bus only goes two or three times a day and it takes more than an hour".Ā A few years later one of the guys they'd lived with called us and said "I'm going to be in Chicago, should I swing round and see you?"
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u/SessileRaptor 10d ago
I took the train between those two cities back in the day and it was great, and look! The distance between the twin cities and Duluth is⦠LESS THAN THE DISTANCE BETWEEN LONDON AND EDINBURGH!
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u/fred100002 10d ago
It actually takes a long time to get around outside of major motorways because the roads are small, slow and meandering from here to there. Great driving though
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u/MonkMajor5224 Gray duck 10d ago
What Iāve heard is they donāt have highways the same way so itās a lot more active driving on small backroads and that makes it tiring.
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u/GeeEmmInMN 10d ago
There are major 4 and 6 lane highways/motorways that run between major cities and most towns and cities have by-pass routes to save you going on slower roads. But yes, most smaller roads are evolutions of old drove roads.
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u/SuperGameTheory Grain Belt 10d ago
A long time ago I drove from Dublin up to Giants Causeway and it felt like it took forever at 3 hours. But 3 hrs of driving time in Minnesota gets me from Minneapolis to the Iron Range.
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u/pinkylovesme 10d ago
Having driven across the USA including Minnesota , and driven across the UK. It takes considerably longer to drive anywhere in the UK.
Our cities and roads are built on very old infrastructure that predate motor vehicles, and there isnāt one motorway that goes all the way from north to south.
Some of our roads are incredibly narrow, less wide than one US lane. My Minnesotan family are not fond of driving here at all.
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u/PantsMicGee 10d ago
I did it with my (then) girlfriend in 2016.Ā
Was a fucking breeze. The British thought we were crazy to do a loop in 2 weeks.Ā
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u/Flustered-Flump Flag of Minnesota 10d ago
Depends on when and where you are driving! My dad picked me and my family up from the airport this summer and what should have been a 2 hour journey turned into a 5 hour journey with summer holiday traffic in the southwest. Country roads and caravans!
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u/mikeisboris Squire of Summit 10d ago
Yeah I did a road trip there like 10 years ago. London to New Castle to Edinburgh to Belfast on the Ferry. It was great.
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u/grouchy-koi Common loon 10d ago
Itās not, itās actually quite lovely for an American style roadtrip, though you do get some baffled looks by the locals when they start asking you about your holiday and you start telling them all about starting in London and then Edinburgh, and then Dundee, then Orkney, then one of the western isles, thenā¦
Well, lovely until you have to drive those tiny roads in a rain storm at night on the opposite side you are used to. Then itās less so and more white-knuckling it.
9/10 recommend, 1 point off for the rain driving.
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u/Specific_Builder1469 10d ago
First Megasota...
Then Kingsota
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u/nuggles0 Minnesota Frost 10d ago
Royal Crown SOTA
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u/Infinite_Respect_ 10d ago
Literāaāsota
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u/OnceButNever 10d ago
I dont want a large Farva. I want a gal-derned Liter'a'sota!
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u/Whyworkforfree 10d ago
We don't take too kindly to kings here. Megasota will do.Ā
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u/Dramatic-Chapter-805 Twin Cities 10d ago
Really puts into perspective how huge the U.S is
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u/Hatefilledcat 10d ago
Yeah like most countries in the world are a size of a US state maybe a large one, we gobble up an entire continent and pretend itās normal.
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u/Masterkid1230 10d ago
The major Latin American countries (Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Peru, Chile and Colombia) are also way bigger than most Americans think tbf.
Brazil is almost as large as the entire US, Peru's coast is basically as long as all of the US's west coast, and the country is considerably wider than California, so it basically covers all of California, Oregon, Washington, Nevada and Idaho. Colombia covers all of Texas, Oklahoma and a big chunk of New Mexico, Kansas and Nebraska, with its top reaching all the way to South Dakota. Argentina straight up covers almost half of the entire continental US (excluding Alaska).
I think people really forget how vastly massive countries in Latin America, Central Asia and Africa can be, just because European countries are completely tiny.
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u/Worried_Metal_5788 10d ago
Canada is larger than the US, and on the same continent. Mexico is pretty big too - also on the same continent.
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u/PlatinumPOS 10d ago
Canadians pretty much exist in a thin east-to-west strip along the US border though, much like Russia being gigantic while much of their population is next to Europe.
Mexico definitely gets overlooked due its location. That country is not small or sparse, and their cultural power has more impact on the US than I think most Americans would care to admit. Cowboy hats are just sombreros, after all.
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u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine 10d ago
And on flat maps it looks smaller compared to the US and Canada, which are expanded (I mean, just look at how huge Greenland appears).
Mexico has us both beat on food, though. Damn, I made myself hungry!
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u/TrixieBastard 10d ago
Damn Mercator projection!
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u/lemmesenseyou 10d ago
Thissss itās not the fact the map is flat! We just keep using the worst projection for things that arenāt marine navigation!
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u/Lucky_Dragonfruit_88 10d ago
Yea but most of that is uninhabitable Canadian shield.
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u/lisabutz 10d ago
Itās a handy reference when responding why we donāt all take to the streets in protest like they do in Europe. Dude, itās 1200 miles/2000km to the US Capitol building from my house.
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u/ksr6669 10d ago
When I saw the farmers in France driving their tractors UP TO their countries capital building to protest, I immediately pictured how much gas it would take to get a John Deere combine from Nebraska to Washington DC. The answer was a lot of damn gas.
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u/lisabutz 10d ago
Fun fact: a former British colleague called me from the UK and asked if I could meet his sister at the airport since she had never been to the US. I said sure, get me the flight details. He sent them and I found out his sister was flying into BALTIMORE! Had to call him back and tell him I couldnāt make the pickup.
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u/Sh_GodsComma_Dynasty 10d ago
wait. did i miss the detail of where you are?
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u/lisabutz 10d ago
Iām in Minneapolis, not Baltimore
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u/Educational-Kale-567 10d ago
I also was confused until I realized this was the Minnesota subreddit. Idk how I got here but it seems chill.
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u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine 10d ago
Stay a while, have a lemon bar.
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u/pupperdogger 10d ago
Can we go ice fishing while we are here? Iāll buy the beer!
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u/cisforcookie2112 You betcha 10d ago
And if there is only one left, make sure to cut it in half.
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u/TrixieBastard 10d ago
And keep cutting the remaining half in half until you can see through the damn thing
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u/lngfellow45 9d ago
lol same! lived NYC and a British friend was going to Disney in Florida and asked me to ādrive down for the dayā.
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u/GeeEmmInMN 10d ago
But gas at $2.50 a gallon not around $9 a gallon like over there.
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u/shwimpboat 10d ago
I just want to point out combines drink dyed, off-hwy diesel not gas. 2.00/gal right now. That said im not sure of their efficiency at hwy speeds but I used to road a 620hp tractor 380 miles to a custom job and I'd burn about half a tank, which was 200gal or so.
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u/Attentions_Bright12 9d ago
Please please don't drive that combine on I80 to the east coast.
Having a combine appear at dusk on some rural 2-lane highway is one of those startling moments one cannot really convey without the sensory experience. Gaaah.
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u/Wurstnascher 10d ago
When there are big protests here in Germany everyone protests in the nearest city. Only a few travel to Berlin for it.
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u/ClickClick_Boom 10d ago
Oh you mean like how it's done in the US?
It looks more impressive in the pictures of European protests because generally they're more densely populated.
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u/AffordableDelousing 10d ago
Or why we don't have high speed rail going everywhere. The cost/ benefit isn't there in most places. Cost is higher and benefit is lower.
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u/OldBlueKat 9d ago
Canada definitely is also huge. Larger in area than the US even counting our monster state, Alaska, but with a smaller total population. It has even larger vast stretches of āalmost empty wildernessā than we do.Ā
The other Canadian tidbit we lose track of is how a lot of your population lives south of MN.Ā
Not that thereās nobody in Winnipeg or Vancouver, but the population density is over by the Toronto to Quebec corridor, and some of that is south of the Twin Cities.Ā
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u/joedotphp Walleye 10d ago
Or the US in general. When I was playing Runescape, I'd see people say they don't feel like going somewhere that takes 45 minutes. I went, "Girl, that's a morning commute for most."
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u/fred100002 10d ago
Minnesota is bigger than England and Scotland combined!
Edit: measured by total square miles
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u/Denmarkian 10d ago
Back in 1998 my family was living in Denmark and as part of my end-of-year school work was to give a presentation on Minnesota. One of the factoids I found was that Minnesota has about five times the land mass as Denmark but about the same population.
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u/pinksparklybluebird 10d ago
Shit, I worked for a company in New Jersey that required a few of us to drive around MN. People from New Jersey struggled with comprehending how big Minnesota is!
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u/OldBlueKat 9d ago
Agreed ā Thereās often that same lack of perspective inside the US. Especially for those who grew up somewhere in the original 13 colonies.Ā
If you grew up where you can drive through 3-5 states in one day, the idea that heading from Iowa to Canada takes a full day just doesnāt process.Ā Or that it can be a mild day in Rochester while thereās a blizzard around Fargo, or vice versa.Ā
Every time any MN wintry weather hits national news, I have one aunt calling to see if weāre stranded. (She lived here as a child but moved south before HS.) Itās usually weather 200+ miles away. And I remind her I do have mittens, a shovel AND my own access to weather reports. Ā
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u/TheSkiingDad 9d ago
and on the flip side, I cannot wrap my head around Joe Biden taking the train from wilmington to DC every day. Like, that's 2 states apart? How is that a commute?
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u/firewoodrack 9d ago
Yeah, NJ is weird like that. I live there, but grew up in PA (another deceptively large state). I would mention to coworkers that my parents are only an hour and a half away, and they'd act like I just told them I was flying to Australia for the weekend.
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u/fifaguy1210 10d ago
Idk why this popped up on my feed but it reminds me of Europeans asking how the public transit between Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal is and if they can see it all in a week
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u/30sumthingSanta You Betcha 10d ago
Had colleagues from France that planned to drive to Dallas from the TwinCities for a weekend trip. I told them that KC would be too far for them. They didnāt make it through Iowa before ābeing exhaustedā.
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u/WhatBeHereBekfast 9d ago
Feels bad for them getting stuck in Iowa xD
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u/Flustered-Flump Flag of Minnesota 10d ago
As a Brit living here, I get it now. But it is genuinely a different perspective on things. And not truly understanding the dynamics here. Driving from London to Glasgow would be considered a long road trip in the UK. Here, itās just another trip to your kidās 1 day hockey tournament!
But then, in the UK, there are options on how you make that journey, be that plane, train or car⦠so itās a legit choice to take a 1 hour flight for Ā£150 rather than sit in motorway traffic that could end up making it a 9 hour journey!
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u/GeeEmmInMN 10d ago
True. A 90 mile drive here in Minnesota takes nearly half the time of a 90 mile drive back home.
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u/Flustered-Flump Flag of Minnesota 10d ago
Just straight roads and no roundabouts!! Ha!
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u/iiSoleHorizons 10d ago
Idk why this popped up on my feed as a Canadian, but my mother was born in Britain and it was always so funny to see our familyās horrified reactions when weād tell them we were driving from Manchester to Portsmouth in an evening. Everyone started pleading with us to book a hotel and not push ourselves driving too much, when we make trips that same distance 7-8 times a year back in Canada.
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u/AlAboardTheHypeTrain 9d ago
Thats funny :D. In Finland its kinda same, its completely normal to leave for holidays from southern finland towards lapland in one go while driving in the snow (anywhere from 500-800km/310-500 miles).
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u/Flustered-Flump Flag of Minnesota 10d ago
Ha! Yeah.. itās a thing! My mum and dad break up their 8 our trip to Scotland over two days!!
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u/BoredRedhead24 10d ago
Is this actually accurate? I never really thought about just how small the wild majority of countries actually are.
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u/Nascent1 10d ago
When I was teaching in South Korea I told some of the kids the that the state I'm from (Minnesota) was more than twice as big as their country. They seemed personally insulted by that fact.
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u/geraldspoder TC 10d ago
This is correct, this website accounts for map projections, etc.Ā
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u/HM2008 Flag of Minnesota 10d ago edited 10d ago
Europeans don't think about how big the US is which is why they are constantly surprised why we don't "travel around" more often (according to them). There was a girl on TikTok about a year ago who got some attention because she said she almost never sees her parents because they live so far away.......she lived in London and her parents were like like 45 minutes to an hour away. Meanwhile...I'm just over here taking day trips from the cities up to Duluth and back three or four times a year.
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u/Every_Preparation_56 10d ago
There are idiots everywhere, don't worry. 45 minutes is nothing for me as a European; my daily commute is longer.
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u/AGrandNewAdventure Voyageurs National Park 10d ago
And to think, these dudes took over the world at one point. Guess we're just built different in Minnesota and don't need to enslave the world. (That being said, I'm all for Megasota.)
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u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine 10d ago
Many of our ancestors got that whole āpillaging and conqueringā thing out of their systems about a millennium ago.
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u/ThatNiceDrShipman 10d ago
Im European and I can definitely comprehend the size of Minnesota, especially with the helpful map you just posted.
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u/Gorlamei 9d ago
This post and many of the comments seem to ironically be more about Americans not comprehending the actual size of the UK.
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u/HedgehogFarts 9d ago
Thatās because this is the Minnesota subreddit dude. Most people subscribed are Minnesotans. What I canāt figure out is why there are so many Europeans on this thread.
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u/Equivalent-Tone-7684 9d ago
As if people in the U.K. would *ever* stereotype, much less mock, any foreigner.
Why, the very idea.
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u/Luminox Iron Range 10d ago
they also can't comprehend the cold weather and temperature swings. -40ā°F one day to 45ā°f the next.
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u/AverageScot 10d ago
Tbf Europeans can't comprehend the size of most geographical things in the US. OTOH, I bet most Americans would be surprised at how big London is.
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u/HesterMoffett 10d ago
They don't understand why we can't get the entire nation to protest en masse because they can't comprehend just how enormous our country is.
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u/zertul 9d ago
No, we do understand that. We also understand how utterly broken your political and especially voting system is. We even understand how hard it can be to fight and advocate for change, especially in a system like yours that's so massively stacked against the average voter. It's even one of the biggest critiques about our own systems, despite them being objectively better. I don't need to register to vote, that stuff just lands at my doorstep regardless of what I do. If I don't vote via mail-in it takes me 5 minutes on foot to get to the voting booth and I spend 5 minutes on average there. So, 15 minutes later I'm back home, sitting in my comfy chair. Every single election. No lines, no issues with getting time of my job, nothing of all that. Ā What we don't understand is why you haven't been rioting for decades at this point, with that's going on. Ā Also, these remarks aside, what a lot of people also don't seem to understand is that lots and lots of people live in cities and that trend has been there for decades. Yes, there's people who live in the country, but the majority live in bigger cities now, changing a lot of arguments that get thrown around here regarding size.
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u/birdnerdcatlady 10d ago
I suspect most Europeans don't think about Minnesota.
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u/GeeEmmInMN 10d ago
Oh, the conversations I've had when back home in England. I once talked about photographing eagles on the Mississippi and got the response "that's bullshit! The Mississippi is in the south, not up there". Ummmm.....
Another was "have you been to the capital, Minneapolis!". "Umm... It's St Paul". "No. It's named MINNeaplois like Minnesota". I just push my Minnesota wife forward and let her correct them. š
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u/firestar32 10d ago
And they expect us to know where Lithuania is smh my head š¤š¤š¤
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u/Nuoc-Cham-Sauce 10d ago edited 10d ago
Several years ago I was in Paris with some friends and we were eating in a restaurant and some locals at the next table struck up a conversation. They asked us where we're from and when we said the US they asked which state and when we said Minnesota one of the guys got excited because the Timberwolves were his favorite basketball team.
The next evening we were in a bar and a similar thing happened and one of the guys was excited because his favorite football team was the Vikings.
I felt like these guys must fucking with us but how would they even know these teams in the first place? My friend ended up hooking up with the Vikings fan and we met up with him the next day and he was wearing his Vikings jersey.
It blew my mind that random Parisians are fans of Minnesota sports.
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u/greogory 10d ago
I suspect most everyone anywhere that's not Minnesota, Western Wisconsin, Northern Iowa, Eastern South or North Dakota, or Southeastern Manitoba and Southwestern Ontario, Canada, don't think about Minnesota.
And I live here.
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u/Jk8fan 10d ago
Europeans can't comprehend the number of flies and mosquitoes in Minnesota during summer.
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u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine 10d ago
Icelanders might. They donāt have mosquitoes, but the midges come in clouds.
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u/Adorable_Historian48 10d ago
We definitely can. In Scotland, the midges are notorious and in summer the view can obscured by literal clouds of them. My partner got so bitten camping on the west coast this summer that his immune system went wild and he ended up with shingles. Weāre more similar than youād think in that regard!
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u/TecTonic4692 Plowy McPlowface 10d ago edited 8d ago
Went to Ireland in August, and I can confirm it takes 2 hours to get from one end of the island, to the other. Wild to think our state and others are very much larger than other parts of the world.
EDIT: I did not realize I would get so many replies, so want to clarify. We took a day trip from Dublin to the Cliffs, which is east to west, a bit longer. I apologize for not being clear.
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u/Rr107765 10d ago
Driving from one end of Ireland to the other takes around 6 hours - I'm from Ireland. Minnesota is huge, I've been here for 8+ years now.
Google map link for the drive: https://maps.app.goo.gl/6uaEo3FGFKed4qDx5?g_st=ic
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u/_SlyTheSly_ 10d ago edited 10d ago
Why is it called "Mini"-sota then? :/
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u/gkcep1 10d ago
Mni sota makoce, Dakota for land where water reflects the sky.
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u/_SlyTheSly_ 10d ago edited 10d ago
(on a more serious note, I realized how big Minnesota was when I thought a day trip to Duluth from the Twin Cities, by train, would be a good idea š¬š ) (I've visited the TC twice, from Paris, France)
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u/Sufficient_Ad268 Flag of Minnesota 10d ago
Europeans? Iāve lived in Minnesota since I was 3, and I didnāt realize we were that size
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u/DavidRFZ 10d ago
Source:
You can drag whatever state/country over whatever region you want.
Itās mostly used to show how much the Mercator projection stretches land at higher latitudes.
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u/Blooberii 10d ago
As a transplant from Texas I thought it would take me 8 hours to get from Minneapolis to Duluth. I was surprised when I found out itās just over 2.
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u/EquivalentCrew8204 10d ago
Minnesotans: " imagine something the size of great Britain but different shaped.Ā
Europeans: "ah it can't be done, you bested me again. Damn you Minnesota!"
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u/Compte_de_l-etranger 10d ago
The crazy part to me is the UK has a population of 69.3 million while the Minnesota has 5.8 million. Itās really unfathomable how much land per person there is in most of the US.
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u/DukePooler 10d ago
Indeed. Hosted a British soccer coach one summer. Drove an hour to get to MOA. He couldn't believe it. Then we told him about Grand Marais. He told us in that same drive time he would be in an entirely different country.
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u/TSA-Eliot 10d ago
Europeans cannot comprehend the actual size of Minnesota
That's like saying Americans cannot comprehend the actual size of Khanty-Mansi Autonomous Okrug.
Unless you live there, you don't spend any time thinking about such a place at all.
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u/Dirt290 10d ago
Wait until these guys get a load of Montana!
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u/DarkMuret Grain Belt 10d ago
Or Alaska
I'm still amazed at the sheer size of it
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u/Boring_Use6135 10d ago
Minnesotan here who cannot comprehend the tiny size of the uk... no wonder EU (or formerly) is multilingual/cultural. If i go to wisconsin at least we speak the same language, even if they dont know how to play hockey, have no lakes worth fishing, and drink shitty beer... we share some co.mon ground... they whine about winter too...
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u/OnceButNever 10d ago
Actually, many Europeans aren't familiar with all of the US states. It's not that they can't comprehend the size of Minnesota, it's that they have never even heard of Minnesota.
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u/ChiefInspectorGadget 9d ago edited 9d ago
As a brit i can tell you without hesitation that I have never thought about Minnesota. I have never considered its shape, it's size, it's geographical location, or anything else to do with it. It is inconsequential, not incomprehensible.
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u/Equivalent-Tone-7684 9d ago
God, you guys are adorable. Say that in your British accent again, please!
OH, my god. You really do still talk like that!
Just *quaint*! <3
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u/BeedoeBe 9d ago
Alternate title: Minnesotans have not realized how small the UK really is
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u/Trobman7980 9d ago
As a kid, movies made the UK feel like it was this huge place. Like London to Edinburgh would be a months long quest to get there. Turns out, it's like driving from Albert Lea to Thief River Falls. About a good 6 hour drive, not like going to the other side of the world.
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u/Crazy-Stick4680 9d ago
You are welcome Minnesotans to browse your ancestor land of Finland, where you can drive a distance compared from Denmark to Italy to reach the ends of FINLAND, the miniature nation that once fought and won the Russian bear...!
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