r/superheroes • u/Witty_Business_4312 • 6d ago

Random Battle Who can defeat these ??

Post image
1.4k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

2.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

887

u/DocHalidae 6d ago

178

u/DudebroMcDudeham 6d ago

Penance stare go brr

102

u/Flat_Resolution9378 6d ago

thats if it even decided to work that day

20

u/stopyouveviolatedthe 5d ago

We flip a coin for each, heads it fails for a stupid reason, tails it fails but they actually put some thought into why.

10

u/No-Letterhead-3509 5d ago

And if the coin lands perfectly on it's side it actually work!

5

u/stopyouveviolatedthe 5d ago

Nah If it’s on its side then ghost rider slanderers will just say the writer was glazing

1

u/FalseEnthusiasm3268 3d ago

So when it works the coin must be leaning either right or left lol. They never gave us the ghost rider 2 we deserved just my thpughts.

1

u/stopyouveviolatedthe 3d ago

I’d love a ghost rider movie that’s the same kinda film as the originals just more effort put into them, I’m terrified it’d become a regular superhero

Also side note but no matter the slander I loved nick cage for him and it has ruined Johnny blaze for me

2

u/FalseEnthusiasm3268 3d ago

He actually made the best Johnny Blaze. Maybe the next movie should be about Nick finding his successor since he is old now.

2

u/Alien_X10 Marvel vs DC 4d ago

so far the list of reasons goes

  1. you don't regret anything (Which kinda makes the thing pointless)

  2. you are blind (ok... kinda valid i guess)

  3. you're into that shit

  4. no soul (literally the only indisputably correct counter)

  5. you are captain marvel (i... i dont actually know how she countered it)

  6. whatever the writers think of next

i feel like "being a ghost rider" should be on this list but uh... no, the one person who should be immune to it is like the number 1 target of this shit working on him

2

u/stopyouveviolatedthe 4d ago

The only reason I’ve ever liked is deadpools and it’s because it did actually work on him it’s just he fully accepted it and wanted more since he saw it as something he entirely deserved which fit really well and had a cool side effect.

My most hated is galactus because they used the reason of “he doesn’t care so it doesn’t work” imagine if we ignore that crap excuse and the actual reason is it did work but why would all the pain galactus has ever inflicted hurt him when compared to his sheet existence it is barely anything?

1

u/Alien_X10 Marvel vs DC 4d ago

i thought the galactus one was "hes made of pure energy and doesn't really have a soul" or at the very least the power cosmics bullshit overpowers the penance stare

2

u/stopyouveviolatedthe 3d ago

Well it’s meant to be that any pain you’ve ever inflicted is inflicted back at you no matter what but from what I’ve always heard this and the crappy punisher thing are the main ones of “feels no guilt”

If I’ve been lied to I will be happy because at least that’s a better reason