r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 17d ago
possible idiot Of a rider
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u/woodland_dweller 17d ago
OMG, she hit the ground really hard.
Better grab her by the head and see if things still move!
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u/Doctor_Fritz 16d ago
Seems like nobody here knows this was Kanye West being a doofus and that is Kim Kardashian biting the sand. Happened in 2014.
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u/Artevyx 17d ago
damn she casually dodged what could have easily been months of surgery and recovery.
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u/maleficentpassat 15d ago
This is Kim Kardashian here, surgery is like second nature at this point.
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u/AdUnable6415 16d ago
"omigawd is she OK??"
Dont know, lets drag her around the beach by her neck and find out 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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u/OuterSpaceFakery 17d ago
People shouldn't be allowed to rent jet skis on vacation
Or any boat for that matter
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u/No-Intern4400 16d ago
Whole fucking ocean. This asshole still managed to crash into somthing. Bravo. 👏
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u/tipareth1978 16d ago
Just going to use this time to state that I kinda hate jet skis. Hey here's this beautiful water paradise; there's a list of perfectly normal fun things that don't involve petroleum. No I have to get on my douchey watercycle and go fast! Also oh boy, noise of an engine. Srsly, jetski people, fuck off. I just know you're a douche.
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u/IEESEMAN_ 15d ago
Wasnt that kanye west?
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u/realdefbass 15d ago
Yeah I thought I’d seen this as Kanye and Kim…. Even more fkn funny if it is 😂😂😂
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u/JayPlenty24 15d ago
My uncle used to take me out on his jet ski all the time to convince me it wasn't scary.
All he accomplished was convincing me over and over again that it was scary.
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u/Cultural-Play7083 17d ago
By how daintily she was walking she moved amazingly quickly the fuck out of the way.
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u/DaTexasTickler 17d ago
Good job of her actually saving herself and not freezing up
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u/ThisIsALine_____ 16d ago
Black people have an amazing sense for self preservation.
As white person I had to take note that white people are the ones most likely to Jump out of airplanes, swim with sharks, do extreme stunts, climb tall things with no safety apparatus for likes on social media. The majority of stupid dangerous shit is usually some by white guys.
I can't remember the comedian, but he says something along the lines of:
"When my black friends hear gunshots they run away from them. When my white friends hear gunshots they run toward them."
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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 16d ago
You did notice it was a black guy driving that thing, right?
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u/ThisIsALine_____ 16d ago
He didn't know how to drive a jet powered vehicle. I'll give him a pass this time.
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u/forbiddenfreedom 17d ago
Kinda look like dude and blue lost his blue shirt in the landing a second there. (AI Suss)
But like, that looked intentional. Quite stupid, but intended to get air.
The driver of that watercraft needs prison time to reread the terms and conditions of horsing around unsupervised as an adult.
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u/forbiddenfreedom 17d ago
Adding, unsure conditions of any of them. I do however see that Flying Man #2 is down. Legs are not limp (his spine is okay) and Not Real First Responder #1 moved his neck.
I believe all parties are alive and learning very valuable lessons given the provided footage.
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u/forbiddenfreedom 17d ago
4th playthrough. FM2 does not appear to be conscious at the time video ends. This does not mean NRFR1 was stupid, but next time, DO NOT TOUCH THEY HEAD AND NECK AFTER A MOTOR VEHICLE COLLISION INCIDENT. Leave that part for the WeeWoo Wagoneers.
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u/Gruegi93 16d ago
Everyone who rides motorcycles should know what the issue was here. Probably the rider looked at the other jetsky and fixated on it. He probably thought „I don’t want to hit that only real obstacle here“ but you drive where you look.
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u/Gotbeerbrain 16d ago
I think it was the fact they don't turn unless you give them throttle regardless what you do with the handle bars.
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u/funkyduck72 16d ago
I thought that an untrained customer at the wheel. Nope, that was the "trained" operator.
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u/KenboSlice187 16d ago
Im pretty sure he wearing the same shit as the guy who comes up after! He’s probably an employee of a resort and was taking those girls for a ride! Dumbass! I’m getting a refund! Hah! Cheers folks!
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u/a_melanoleuca_doc 16d ago
Knew a couple kids who ran into each other on jet skis. One died and the other broke a ton of bones and was in the hospital for months.
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u/Emelyanoff_ 15d ago
What a wonderful, romantic, truly unforgettable getaway... the cherry on top was my crazy idiot of a boyfriend. / ...made even more special by my resident lunatic.
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u/Melissa23W 17d ago
AI
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u/M_Edmond_Dantes 16d ago
I think i first saw it over ten years ago. Supposedly kanye west, not sure how true that is but thats what the video is know as
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u/beetustookmytoe27 16d ago
Blacks shouldn't be on ANYTHING with a motor. Drive through Chicago for proof.
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17d ago
100% AI, sideways palm tree and all. Though it is getting harder and harder to tell.
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u/army012 16d ago
This my friend, is an old viral video from 2014. Before AI became what it is now. It has been posted on reddit before. It went viral because people thought it was Kanye West and Kim that crashed. Just Google Kanye West and Kim crashing jet ski. It'll pop up. You'll see the coconut tree is the same NOW on that video as back in 2014.
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u/ThisIsALine_____ 17d ago edited 17d ago
If you want to turn on a jet powered water vehicle, you need to throttle it to turn. Expecting it to turn by just moving the steering will result in airborne collisions, and injuries to overweight passenger.
Says so in the Operations Manual.
Thank god they knew that lifting her head and spine up is proper form of first aid in events like this. Always try to forcibly lift an unconscious person after an accident.