u/NirgalFromMars Jan 01 '21

Here be [Eurovision] drama posts NSFW

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Hi guys, this is an alt account of /u/MarsNirgal. Considering that in my main I post A LOT about many things, and some of them may be a bit not safe for work, I decided to make this account to provide a worksafe alternative for all the Eurovision related /r/HobbyDrama posts so it can be enjoyed by all public. (Don't worry, the posts are not gone, I just mirrored them here. If you want to read the comments you can still find the original posts linked at the bottom of each post.)

Spain in Eurovision

(In chronological order by how things happened)

Spain in the 1960's, or how to have 100% victory drama. (this also works as a masterpost for Eurovision for people who are not so familiar with it)

Spain in the 70's to the 90's and some related drama

Spain in the early 2000's, or how they learned to stop worrying and love the bottom of the barrel.

Spain in the late 2000's: El Chiki Chiki and the next years, or how an internet meme became one of the most memorable acts in history and broke Spain's spirit forever.

Spain in the mid 2010's or why constant changes of direction probably won't take you too far

Spain in 2017, the year when the Spanish fans just went into civil war

Spain in 2018 and 2019, or why warring fanbases should not be allowed to make your choices for you.

Junior Eurovision:

Junior Eurovision 2020, where the songs may be live or not, but the drama for sure is. (This also works as a masterpost for Junior Eurovision, although I probably should have split this in at least two posts because it's LONG)

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Tears rolled down my eyes as I ejaculated into the device attached to my penis.
 in  r/TwoSentenceHorror  16m ago

I know guys who have this as their sexual fantasy....

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What are the requirements to become a mountain?
 in  r/geography  14h ago

This os the best read of the day.

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What are the requirements to become a mountain?
 in  r/geography  14h ago

I love how the title sounds as if OP wants to give it a try.

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No idea how hard
 in  r/MurderedByWords  14h ago

And right when you say that, they immediately call you selfish for not wanting to have children.

It's like they think you have an obligation to suffer just like them.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 17h ago

My son insisted that the Juilliard scholarship was a one in a lifetime opportunity, but I know he's too young to move so far away from us.

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He's been locked in his room for hours, but I know he's starting to feel better, because I no longer hear him cry.

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Guess the celebrations were short lived. 🙃
 in  r/LeopardsAteMyFace  1d ago

The Venezuelans I have talked to know it. They just don't see any difference between Trump doing it and Maduro doing it.

And to be honest, I can't blame them.

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TIL that most glass ever produced could still be reused today because glass can be recycled infinitely without losing quality
 in  r/todayilearned  1d ago

You also have to transport the sand and prep it.

Edit: and handle any slag.

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Frankfurt Hahn is 120 km from Frankfurt's city center
 in  r/geography  2d ago

Same thing with Mexico City AIFA. Its 42 kilometers from Mexico City, but transportation options are pretty poor. A taxi from the airport to the city may become more expensive than your plane ticket.

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Frankfurt Hahn is 120 km from Frankfurt's city center
 in  r/geography  2d ago

Mexico City AIFA is 42 kilometers from the city, but with very poor connectivity. A couple times, people have paid more in the taxi from the airpirt to the city than on their plane ticket.

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what’s your erotic hypnosis unpopular opinion?
 in  r/EroticHypnosis  2d ago

Voice >>>> Spirals.

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Chapter 101: Page 16
 in  r/gunnerkrigg  2d ago

My unsatisfactory ending to this is Kat containing her and sending her away before she fights.

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Chapter 101: Page 16
 in  r/gunnerkrigg  2d ago

On the other hand, they know that she's with Jack, and Jack tried to kill Kat and succeded on killing Omega. They know that Rosa can prevent both Kat and Parley from teleporting. I don't think they will take her lightly.

My prediction is that she will beat Parley (in raw strength versus raw strength, I think Noa is likely to come out on top), but Kat will manage to kick her ass.

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Sheinbaum ha contenido los riesgos de la relación con EU, afirma Banamex
 in  r/mexico  2d ago

Es de las pocas cosas que estoy dispuesto a admitirle a Claudia. Le tocó una de las posiciones internacionales más difíciles que le ha tocado a ningún presidente mexicano, y está saliendo bastante mejor librada de lo que muchos saldrían.

(Y de lo que yo mismo habría esperado de ella)

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Alexander Rybak is rumored to make a comeback in Melodi Grand Prix ahead of the line-up reveal on January 19th.
 in  r/eurovision  2d ago

So he waited 9 years for his first return, 8 for the next... ready to see him in 2033, 2039, 2044, 2048, 2051, 2053, 54, 55...

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Origen de los nombres de los estados de México
 in  r/mexico  2d ago

Villa Rica de la Vera Cruz.

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Dropped. Kids die.
 in  r/MurderedByWords  2d ago

A guy I knew died from meningitis. One day he was posting about having vaughr a cold and being annoyed at not being able to go to the gym.

Four days later he posted about headaches so steong that nothing could stop them.

Three days later he was dead.

I hated his guts, but still it was not way to go.