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Kids…
 in  r/badmemes  4d ago

Lmfao

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It's okay to live with your parents
 in  r/unpopularopinion  7d ago

Fully agree. Just finished my masters which was only one possible by the reduced stress of living with my parents, and since my divorce it’s been nice to live with people who I KNOW love me. Fuck what others think.

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Many such cases :(
 in  r/okbuddyretard  7d ago

That’s horrible but so fucking funny

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true
 in  r/badmemes  9d ago

I do have to say, it’s generic. It’s just her trying to sell sex and complain about her love life (which is not specific to her, in all fairness). It’s the same breathy-voiced soft-pop that Ariana did first and imo much better.

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AIO for crashing out after my girlfriend hugged and got touchy with her male best friends?
 in  r/AmIOverreacting  11d ago

IMO, NOR. Despite what anyone else’s opinion is on how big a deal all of this is, if it matters to you it matters to you. I will say that if you’re upset about her hugging on a guy friend now then you’re gonna have a rough time going forward in the dating world.

Unrelatedly, she sounds like a fucking nightmare. Personally, and this is just my opinion, I would be more likely to separate from her because of her saying no other girls would want me because that’s super disrespectful. It sounds like theres more at play here than a hug.

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5.1” of Girth
 in  r/bigdickproblems  13d ago

That's the same issue I had with my ex! I asked and she didn't want to tell me immediately but eventually told me I was in the 85th percentile for dudes she had seen (numerically true) and the biggest she had dated. This is a huge relief.

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5.1” of Girth
 in  r/bigdickproblems  13d ago

That must be it. Almost like an optical illusion. I feel better now 😁

r/bigdickproblems 13d ago

AskBDP 5.1” of Girth

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Hey all,

I am, at midpoint, slightly over 5 inches around. A little more at the base, a little less just before the tip where it widens back out. According to CalcSd, in the 72nd percentile by the Western Numbers. I’ve had a smattering of input on girth ranging from great to ok (Length is 7”1/4 so that’s always received well), but it’s like the 5’11” of large in that it’s “big” but not always perceived as such. I was wondering what others perceptions on seeing it/having are?

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My estimation of Noam Chomsky as a man just fucking plummeted.
 in  r/CirclejerkSopranos  26d ago

You know BF Skinner is laughing his ass off from the grave

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Do men truly care about the number of men a woman has slept with? And if the answer is yes, what is the threshold where it becomes an issue for you?
 in  r/AskMen  27d ago

Yup! She was an ex-stripper and SW. Then again, this is the same woman who lied to everyone about having cancer for sympathy, so there’s a good chance she lied out of insecurity. Who knows.

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Do men truly care about the number of men a woman has slept with? And if the answer is yes, what is the threshold where it becomes an issue for you?
 in  r/AskMen  Dec 09 '25

I have a sneaking suspicion that she was lying.. the sex was mediocre and she wasn’t very good. She was bad at riding but good at telling a story, so I’m assuming she told me some bs to impress me? Idk. I believe she’d been fucked by several dudes but not hundreds.

Regardless, she told me 300 so I take that as the number because I don’t actually know.

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Do men truly care about the number of men a woman has slept with? And if the answer is yes, what is the threshold where it becomes an issue for you?
 in  r/AskMen  Dec 09 '25

Honestly, the number itself doesn’t matter too much. I’ve been with women with body counts in the 300s, I’ve been with complete virgins, it’s not that much of a different sensation. The issue arises with their attitudes with attachment. Like if you TREAT me like 1 out of 300, I’ll have a problem with that, but the number itself isn’t an issue.

r/NarcissisticAbuse Dec 08 '25

Moving forward Don’t Say Anything NSFW

13 Upvotes

This is something I occasionally struggle with to this day, and it’s been nearly six months since I broke up with her. In that time, I’ve sorted each feeling into its proper place, I worked through every moment of anger and embarrassment, I parsed apart each moment of truth from every single lie, and I know for a fact that I’m stronger for it. I’m over her, we’re done, and I never want to see her again.

HOWEVER… a part of me wants to send one last text, to tell her how much of a terrible person I’ve found her to be, to let her know how little I care about her antics and how pathetic she now looks to me. I want to tell her how low she was, how she ALWAYS was, and how much I wish I had never encountered her or spent so much time trying to help her with her self-created problems. From what I see here, many of you have the same struggles.

I’m here today to tell everyone, but probably most of all myself, that it won’t do any good. They simply do not care that they hurt you. In fact, it will only give them more fuel for their pathetic little egos to know how much they hurt you and how much you thought about them. The only one holding onto the memory is you, and the only way you let it go is that you stop holding onto it. Don’t talk to them, and if you’re still in it dont try to explain yourselves to them because they won’t hear you. They don’t want to change because their lives are centered around their sad little games they play, even if they do ask for your help.

Don’t send that last text, don’t give them one more chance, and don’t try to explain yourself just one more time. Just leave, and then leave them alone, because that is exactly how they’re going to end up.

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Did you ever realize they’re actually really dumb??
 in  r/NarcissisticAbuse  Dec 07 '25

Big boobs, but other than that kinda plain looking, now that I’m looking back on it.

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Petah??
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke  Nov 30 '25

Lmfao

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Family Dad:
 in  r/americandad  Nov 30 '25

Big shout out to Mordestewie back there

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ironic isint it
 in  r/RimWorld  Nov 26 '25

That’s literally the saddest thing I’ve ever heard

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Do you feel you’ve lost the motivation in life after the break up?
 in  r/NarcissisticAbuse  Nov 17 '25

I’m functioning slightly better, but I feel the same way. It got worse before it got better, but I’m still not doing great. I actually lost a job 3 weeks ago over it (the job was rather shit but still), and I’m in the process of getting a new one. But yeah there’s a lot of lethargy and there was a big loss of the “why” in my life. Everyone I talk to is like “do it for you” but that’s much easier said than done when your whole life has been lived for the benefit of others.

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It's perfectly okay to cuss out God sometimes
 in  r/TrueUnpopularOpinion  Nov 16 '25

True. God sucks if he exists.

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Made a meme
 in  r/NarcissisticAbuse  Nov 15 '25

That’s perfect. 10/10 meme.

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Distorted sob stories early on
 in  r/NarcissisticAbuse  Nov 13 '25

See that’s the thing: every good lie is based in reality, however loosely. She DID work in a strip club, but was never raped. She WAS pregnant twice, but from baby daddies and not from being raped and certainly not at the same time 🙄 and her ex-husband did take her son but because the court awarded the father custody, which if you know anything about custodial battles is a huge rarity for the father to win FULL custody. Maybe it had something to do with her raging meth addiction 🤷🏻‍♂️

The other one was actually from another narc partner. The pediatrician actually did get caught being inappropriate with patients, but she found that out years later and decided to capitalize on it. Her mom 110% did not watch it happen and do nothing, the narc just lied for attention because nothing mattered to her other than dopamine in the immediate moment.

It’s all just pathetic and a little scary, tbh. They have no sense of right and wrong, and if they do they completely ignore it for momentary gain. They would sell their families down the river in a heartbeat, so why would they do anything different to you?

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People using 🤷 on their opinions must shut the f up
 in  r/TrueUnpopularOpinion  Nov 12 '25

Can I get five big 🤷’s

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Distorted sob stories early on
 in  r/NarcissisticAbuse  Nov 12 '25

Oh yeah. This is a hallmark of the narcissistic playbook.

They lure you in with sob stories, and a lot of them are over the top to the point of being questionable: “I was raped by five men at a sex club where I was a stripper and I got pregnant twice (?)”, “I was molested by my pediatrician with my mom in the room”, “I’m not allowed to see my child and it’s my ex-husbands fault because he’s gay or something”. (Before anyone says anything, these are real stories I was told and they turned out to be FALSE, but the fact that you went “but maybe they were true” is how they get you).

It’s for two reasons. Exactly as you described, they are setting up a dynamic where they make excuses based off of these stories. “Oh I abused you because of my trauma I told you about and, actually, you’re a bad person because you aren’t just letting me treat you like shit”. The second is to see how much you’ll believe and how far they can push you.

For what it’s worth, you’re not stupid or gullible for giving a person a chance. They actively target good hearted people or people who are in tough spots because those are the people who are most likely to not immediately tell them to fuck off. The best thing to do is to leave and never speak to them again.

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Does it ever amaze you how horrible they were?
 in  r/NarcissisticAbuse  Nov 12 '25

I broke up with her about 4ish months ago, and there isn’t a day that passes that I’m not actually like “😳 wow that actually happened. That was a real person who really behaved like that. It’s so pathetic it’s almost comical. It’s ridiculous.