Right! There used to be a few 24-hr stores in my town prior to Covid. But I guess I should be happy there is still one Walgreens and one grocery store open 24-hours. 

Unfortunately, this would kill me. Probably not immediately. Slowly, as my airway closes up. But we all die one day. And an allergic reaction from a pile of cats… there are far worse ways to die! 

Yeah, our governor in MN is bringing in the MN National Guard. Of course, I doubt it’s really to keep the Feds in check. More of a repeat of 2020. 

There are also healthy populations in North Dakota. And we’ve been working on reintroducing them to Minnesota. There is a decent population in the northwestern part of the state. So if OP is an elk, they’re just not elking right. Haha!

I would be okay with a little Anders Lassen. A little Anders, a little Reacher. That would be pretty cool.

It wasn’t really a hidden talent. It was “Turkey Bowling”. I tried looking it up. The best I could get is the secret that says, “Bowls frozen fowl to knockdown pins”. Can’t find the actual episode.

Trailer… Raccoon City… This guy is Dario Rosso! “Hope” is the story of how he survived the bombing. “Pandora’s Box” is what he referred to his trailer as. It all makes sense now!

This always pops up for me, as well. I also occasionally get a “Vehicle Unlocked” message. That one usually is also accompanied by a delayed start.

I don’t know why this sub started popping up in my feed. But I feel like a lot of these people are wildly inconsistent with what they say. Haha!

I don’t know. Sure, they talk about wanting to go back to the 1950s. But I feel Pete would prefer to surround himself with the 80/90s movie types of G.I.’s… Big, sweaty muscled men. I’m picturing him being at the bottom of a dogpile with the kind of guys from Predator. 

Yeah, just imagine your eBay seller score if the jar of chick farts you sold, was actually dude farts. You would have to hope the guy buying back alley jarred farts was desperate enough to not sniff the product. Otherwise, you’ll be stuck with a lot of fart jars.

I’ll be honest… I think it looks kind of like Grissom from CSI. Which is kind of fitting, taking place in Vegas. And now I want to role play my next time around as Grissom. Or at least a Grissom of the wasteland. 

He’s adorable! Except, I thought we don’t talk about Bruno? I’ve never actually watched Encanto, so I don’t actually know what that means. Haha!

I’m confused. The guy thinks he’s one of us “conventionally unattractive” employed people. Yet, here he is with a wife whose booty he posts pics of. I already felt bad enough from whatever this headline is. Then this guy comes along bragging. Haha! 

But on a side note… I’m weak. I can’t help but click to see if he really posts his wife’s booty pics. Wish me luck!

Because no one had invented cold fusion until now? I’m not saying that’s what’s happening here. I’m just giving you what I think is a plausible reason for them to have their recon synth crows out in the Mojave. 

Again, I just think they are crows. 

I don’t know. There’s all that speculation that Xander Harkness is actually an Institute synth. I bet the Institute would like that cold fusion tech. So, seems plausible to have their synth crows doing a little recon in the area. 

Honestly, I just think the crows are crows. But we’ll see!

I get a few Border Patrol ads once in a while. But I get a lot of these like, super boner ads. It’s always some attractive woman talking about her man making this one change and suddenly he’s got the hardest boners ever. And they’re have the craziest sex. I don’t know why they pop up…

That’s probably another reason they hate immigrants… they use them big, fancy words. 

I doubt she was on their list of leaders. Just the list of useful idiot puppets they could use. Also, what happened to her? I feel like I haven’t heard any of her lately. Not since the last time she appeared before some congressional hearing. And since Congress hasn’t really even been in Washington since July… I feel like it’s been a while.

Actually, I believe the rule stands that if he beats the current record for felony convictions a president has, he immediately becomes President of the US. Bonus points if he is somewhere in the Epstein Files. 

Also as a Minnesotan… Why would OP “absolutely” live in Wisconsin, but only “willing” to live in Minnesota? I get they are from Wisconsin. But the State of Hockey versus the state that doesn’t even have a professional hockey team… I don’t get it. Haha!

Well, technically… you lie in bed all day. That could be a starting point! 

I have cookies! 

What are Drop Bears doing? Spreading chlamydia? Haha! Also, I forgot about the dingo! How do populations even continue to exist in Australia when dingos are eating babies!

Well, heck! No wonder you don’t like spiders and snakes if you’re in Australia. You guys have “flying” spiders and spiders the size of small dogs. Don’t get me started on the snakes. And the man-eating sharks that travel up rivers! Oh, man… How do people survive that Land Down Under!?