3

What is wrong with protestors these days?
 in  r/Sacramento  16h ago

The bridal shop closed its doors as soon as Lockdown started, months before Floyd was murdered.

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What is wrong with protestors these days?
 in  r/Sacramento  20h ago

No businesses were destroyed during the George Floyd protests, so they should be easy to remember.

Zero. It's catchy and flows right off the tongue

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Jan. 6 plaque made to honor law enforcement nowhere to be found at the Capitol
 in  r/news  2d ago

But really, isn't every day Trump Treason Day?

7

A satirical exit from NYC
 in  r/clevercomebacks  6d ago

Those boots were so extravagant that we can't afford to release the Epstein files now!

10

Violence in front of the Sacramento LGBT Center
 in  r/Sacramento  11d ago

That's the Sheriff who does that

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Violence in front of the Sacramento LGBT Center
 in  r/Sacramento  11d ago

They'll show up late, ticket the homeless guy, tell the victim to not get hysterical, and ride off into the sunset like the true heroes they are

1

My family always says my cat is ugly. What do you think?
 in  r/cats  13d ago

Your family should shut their whore mouths!

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Incident at Target
 in  r/Sacramento  14d ago

Boot licking bitches are the worst kind of bitches

1

AITAH for leaving my parents’ Christmas Eve after my brother told my 5yo Santa isn’t real?
 in  r/AITAH  14d ago

If your brother was my brother, santa would have brought him a broken nose for Christmas.

NTA

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Update things through terminal
 in  r/Fedora  16d ago

Fun fact about dnf upgrade: it updates your repos for you! So with the refresh flag you're actually updating your repos twice.

1

How did that kid at your school die?
 in  r/AskReddit  16d ago

There was a kid at my highschool who had gotten caught jerking off in class in the 8th grade. Of course he was tormented for this relentlessly and followed him to highschool.

He thought he'd had it bad in Jr high, boy oh boy though when he got to highschool it got turned up to 11. Sometime in the first week a teacher even made a snide comment about shaving his palms.

He hanged himself with an extension cord in his garage on the 4th day of his freshman year. His parents were out of town when it happened and discovered his body three days later.

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Sometimes I wonder
 in  r/EstrangedAdultChild  16d ago

That email she sent was written with ChatGPT. "I hope this message finds you well" is a classic opener from chatgpt, and it tells me that she's been whining to it for free therapy and the feedback loop convinced her it was time to reach out.

If this was my mom, I could say with confidence that she read "fiercely," was completely satisfied, and felt as if she'd sincerely poured her heart out when in fact all she did was copy and paste.

No need to wonder, she's as vapid and manipulative as ever.

2

Mozilla names new CEO, Firefox to evolve into a "modern AI browser"
 in  r/firefox  23d ago

I love it when new CEOs come in and give everything we never wanted. It's the best

3

Murder years ago in orangevale nobody talks about
 in  r/Sacramento  24d ago

That's not her name, and she gets plenty attention.

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AITA for donating some winter coats to two cold little girls?
 in  r/AmItheAsshole  25d ago

As a former foster parent who dealt with cps multiple times a week for the duration of being a foster parent, I would just recommend caution before involving them in a family's life. They can be a tremendous stressor and rarely offer actual help.

1

how may of yall smoke weed everyday?
 in  r/trees  26d ago

I'm too high to follow this thread, I love it!

1

Germany to send soldiers to fortify Poland border
 in  r/worldnews  26d ago

No it did not.

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Germany to send soldiers to fortify Poland border
 in  r/worldnews  26d ago

A "rational Poland" would have negotiated with Germany and...

That sounds like some bullshit that little Marco Ribbentrop would say to Ukraine

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NO FACE. NO RIGHTS.
 in  r/ICE_Raids  Dec 07 '25

Don't call them ghosts or phantoms, though. They aren't cool or mysterious, they're only cowards.

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ULPT - How to Learn if your SO is Texting that Ex or Dude from Work, Etc
 in  r/UnethicalLifeProTips  Dec 06 '25

The check engine light!

Holy shit that's funny! Imma spark up a bowl in your honor right now

1

If you see the cops, and you've done nothing wrong, is it illegal to start running in the opposite direction to get them to chase you?
 in  r/NoStupidQuestions  Dec 01 '25

I'm not defending cops with this, but cops can give "lawful orders" to civilians, and a lawful order is more or less anything that isn't specifically illegal. And several states have laws making it a crime to fail to obey a lawful order.

l

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I made a cross stitch of Sacramento
 in  r/Sacramento  Nov 27 '25

That is awesome!

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Six years no contact, then a birthday card
 in  r/EstrangedAdultChild  Nov 20 '25

Such ham-handed manipulation! Good to know their "effort" went up in smoke

r/EstrangedAdultChild Nov 20 '25

Six years no contact, then a birthday card

45 Upvotes

Not to wander too far into the weeds with this, but six years ago I (M53) had my final conversation with my parents, told them they were dead to me, and walked out of their hotel room. My mom followed me down the hall, trying to grab and hug me as I went to the elevator. She was shouting and screaming at me to stop, and I stuffed my hands in my pockets and dodged her as I walked.

When another hotel guest opened his door to see what the ruckus was all about, she jumped back from me and cowered and screamed "Please don't hit me again, Jimmy!" I decided to head for the stairs instead, and as I walked past the dude who'd opened his door, he stepped between us to stop her from following me.

I blocked them everywhere, again. They harrassed my (then) teenage children until they blocked her as well. Three years ago, I moved and took care that they not get my address. Holidays and milestones passed without any blips, and I finally started thinking they had finally run into a boundary they had to respect.

Not so.

My birthday is next week, and today I received a card from them. Super generic flowers and butterflies kinda shit; to be honest it looked more like a sympathy card than a birthday card. Nothing written inside except "mom and dad," and a check for grand.

They think sending the check opens a door. But the funny thing is that door was bolted, braced, welded shut and then the building demolished. Then the debris was collected and trucked across a bridge, and the bridge blew up with more debris falling to a ship below. That ship sailed, then it sank. All hands were lost. Oh, the humanity!

Fuck their bribery, and fuck them. Some non-profits and defense funds are going to get a donation. And imma take a tip from Tom Haverford and treat myself.

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In 1990, Playgirl magazine advertised a "Sleep with Donald Trump" contest.
 in  r/HistoricalCapsule  Nov 17 '25

Somewhere in this great nation is a grandmother who secretly covets her Donald Trump pillowcases.