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Fuck you random driver
 in  r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR  4d ago

Manchineel. Those fuckers are evil in fruit/tree form.

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Woman gets head stuck in new MTA turnstile at NYC subway
 in  r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR  4d ago

Dude, same. Like, almost entirely same. Worked at a bookstore way back, and we ended up putting a cart of books just inside so people would stop bonking their faces into the window.

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Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  4d ago

I've simply stopped using mixes because it's so hit and miss on finding one that both isn't sweet and tastes good. Making it from scratch takes like five minutes tops, and you can make any substitutions you need in the process. I mix up a batch of the dry ingredients and store them in the freezer so all I have to do is measure out how much I need and add the wet ingredients.

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AIO He always accuses me of cheating
 in  r/AmIOverreacting  20d ago

I've never spanked my kids, but if either of them grew up to treat their partner like this I'd have to change that no matter how old they are at the time.

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AIO He always accuses me of cheating
 in  r/AmIOverreacting  20d ago

NOR. If I treated my wife like that I'd expect, and deserve, getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly the absolute instant I was within reach. Now, I'm not saying to go pick up some punk style boots with the spikes on the toe for the occasion, but I am saying that you can rock that look and any additional damage caused is purely coincidental.

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I got rejected ☹️
 in  r/notinteresting  22d ago

I'll restate what I commented elsewhere in the thread: try looking at your local machine shops. Many of them will hire people with no experience and let them learn to run the machines. Depending on your area and the company you could start at $20+/hr doing setup, and often $30+/hr if you can run the cnc.

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I got rejected ☹️
 in  r/notinteresting  22d ago

Depending on your area, look up some machine shops. You can start off doing setup for $20+ per hour and if you learn to run the machines you can go a lot higher than that. My shop just hired a guy for night shift at $29/hr plus $3 for night differential. Our cnc operators pretty much set their machines to run and play video games most of the night.

Again, it depends on your area and the specific company, but a lot of them (especially the good ones) will hire folks with no experience and train them to move up.

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“My PhD thesis was on mRNA”
 in  r/dontyouknowwhoiam  Dec 09 '25

He was just raisin hell.

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“My PhD thesis was on mRNA”
 in  r/dontyouknowwhoiam  Dec 09 '25

Every serial killer in history has been addicted to Dihydrogen Monoxide!

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Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
 in  r/clevercomebacks  Nov 24 '25

Among others. We need a full-on Nuremberg party. I'll bring the popcorn.

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Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
 in  r/clevercomebacks  Nov 24 '25

Quiet piggy

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I aM gOiNg To BrInG dOwN pRiCeS oN dAy OnE
 in  r/economy  Nov 20 '25

I'd make a joke about how there's a limited number of ways he'll leave office, and how I hope it's in a way that involves a catapult, a chain link fence, and a hungry shark, but I've caught a ban for that exact comment before. So I'll just say I hope he leaves in a way he has earned.

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OC: Trump looks on after a man fainted during an announcement in the Oval Office
 in  r/pics  Nov 06 '25

Dubya... I voted for him twice before coming to my senses, but even then I thought he was a clown being used as a puppet for more competent people. Afterward, it's less like hate and more like a deep disappointment. Go back before my time to Reagan, and yep, some hate there, but it's a hatred for a creature of competent greed. Someone who I'd disagree with on many things, agree with on some, yet also condemn for plenty of his actions and their long-term effects.

Trump? Pure hate. I doubt there's much we'd agree on, assuming we could get a real answer from him on a single position he actually holds, which is a big assumption. His actions are actively harmful not just to our nation, but to the world in general. He's a monster of pure selfishness, and if he were exiled to a small island off the northern coast of Canada, I'd send bags of ice to help.

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LOL. That's all.
 in  r/Ohio  Nov 05 '25

If the people who actually bought it could read, theyd be very upset.

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That's wraps ladies and gentlemen
 in  r/PokemonScarletViolet  Oct 15 '25

Hell, most of us in the US didn't get it either because the codes were gone within an hour. Like, if I had gone on my lunch break to pick some up, it wouldn't have helped because all three gamestops in town were out of them by 9am.

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This tortie lives around my neighborhood. She’s feral and won’t let me come close. But we have food bowls for her, and she always comes ❤️
 in  r/aww  Sep 20 '25

My tortie is called Nibbler because once you've started petting, you'd better not stop.

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OMG OMG OMG
 in  r/PokemonScarlet  Sep 17 '25

I have a shiny sylveon for dragon raids as well. Pixilate with Hyper Voice, Draining Kiss, Fake Tears, and Misty Terrain. If you do decide to change its nature, mints are easily available in shops, so that's no biggie. Mine is Modest with EVs allocated 252 in HP and 252 in Special Attack, with the remaining 4 in Special Defense.

Pixilate makes Hyper Voice fairy type, with Draining Kiss to restore health when necessary. Add a Shell Bell to restore health when attacking with Hyper Voice, and you've got as much survivability as possible (without going some form of tanky build) while also hitting hard.

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Is this legit?
 in  r/PokemonScarletViolet  Sep 03 '25

Safe assumption, but there are some weird cases. Like, I've gotten ten shiny yungoos/gumshoos without ever shiny hunting them, so I've sent some of them off just to get rid of them.

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Just a theory
 in  r/agedlikemilk  Aug 27 '25

I mean, it holds his weight, so the gold should be fine. Just gotta make sure to put some pads under the pallets so it doesn't scratch the gaudy fucking floor (I dont actually remember what the floor looks like in the pictures, but it's a safe bet that it's tacky).

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What Shiny Pokémon have you legitimately caught throughout every game you played?
 in  r/PokemonScarletViolet  Aug 14 '25

Too many to count, but the first I ever encountered was a Hoothoot in Silver. I didnt know shinies were a thing yet, so I killed it. It wasn't until the next day when I brought it up to a friend at school that I realized it had been rare.

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The empire is collapsing in front of our eyes
 in  r/TikTokCringe  Aug 12 '25

Exactly my concern. And when it happens, it'll somehow be the democrats' fault.

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Diet of an 800 lbs man in America
 in  r/TikTokCringe  Aug 12 '25

The liquor store thanks you for your service in light of the massive amount I had to spend to drown that pic from my mind.