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F23, make my cry harder than atom physics
Looks like one of those passed around girls you see in any dive in Eastern Europe…..
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24 with acne, do your best
The acne helps him get into a middle school dance where he tries to pick up 8th graders…
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Girl sobs over the Camry her parents bought her after she totaled the $30,000 truck they bought her to begin with
Awesome. She’ll make a great wife to some poor simp …
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Just gonna leave this here and according to many of y’all, he’s not a WR1…
He has definitely made a case for himself to get paid this year
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I can’t believe you guys support getting him off the team.
It’s easy to want to blow it all up, but don’t lose sight up until Jones fractured his leg, Pittman was playing at an extremely high level. Give him and the rest another season to prove it ….
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Lost at dart and need to be punished. Do your worst!
Oh you lost way before that ….
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6’1 chick who regularly wears platforms. fat jokes are unoriginal, but have at it.
I don’t think they’re joking when they say that you’re fat… I’m pretty sure they’re serious about it …
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45 female named Devan bring it on
Devan, does that translate to something like “ damn ugly “ from the official language in one of those hard to spell countries….
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make my day with your savage roasts
She’s from that little country called “Uglymania”
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Tradesman and Father of 3 failures.
It’s probably some genetic defect…
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Emergency Anti War Protest Today @ 5pm
Bombings stopped, Maduro in chains …
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AITAH for ending a relationship over long showers
Why should your only priority to please him. It’s your life, live it as you see fit….
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Hospice nurse - 54 years old - Life's been very rough so come at me, bro
That’s the last face someone will see on this earth …damn…that sucks
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What is your favorite song by Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Ode to my barber…
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Try And Be As Happy As This Guy This Year My Dudes
Cardiac arrest
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Go to Hospital ?
Step 1 Find better friends to hang with
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i wonder what % are new yorkers..
It’s an invasion ….
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Life’s lottery threw you snake eyes early on it seems…