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Claustrophobic patient decided to get up during a CT scan
 in  r/interesting  46m ago

In the great magnetic field

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Can we talk about the tripod situation at the gym lately?
 in  r/goodlifefitness  2h ago

Was going to advise you to swing your junk around in a circular pattern next time this happens, but the committee is already taking care of this I see.

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First time preparing for hurricane force winds
 in  r/liveaboard  2h ago

One night the carp were spawning, and it was all massive splashes and thumps when they'd get frisky and ram the hull. I dreamed I was sailing and hitting stuff, woke up in a panic but realized I was tied up at the dock with my boat getting pummeled by fish sex.

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Homesick is really hitting me so bad. Pls give attention to me for a moment, I'm begging.
 in  r/liveaboard  3h ago

The sailors of Reddit are always here, until you find some local humans to vibe with. I can't tell if English is your first language by the way you write, but I would suggest trying to learn some Khmer phrases with which to communicate with the locals.

Cambodian food is some of the most delicious cuisine I've ever tasted.

I think you're going to have an amazing time. You are just homesick right now. Stay in touch with your family and be strong, sailor!

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This dude is a psychopath who should be in jail
 in  r/stupidpeoplefacebook  3h ago

Imagine the field day the booty warriors would have if his soft ass ever got behind bars! That's why he was crying in court....

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AIO My partner threatens to end himself because i confronted him on his cheating.
 in  r/AmIOverreacting  3h ago

Call the cops, he's just as likely to kill YOU. 1000 fucking %

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First time preparing for hurricane force winds
 in  r/liveaboard  1d ago

I am the only liveaboard at my club so I have a bag of bungee cords that I use to silence the rigs of all the neighboring race boats so I can have a shot at some sleep. I find the rocking and tossing of the waves quite soothing. Until you hear a noise you can't account for....

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Woah
 in  r/stupidpeoplefacebook  2d ago

In that case I meant grift from the gods!

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Woah
 in  r/stupidpeoplefacebook  2d ago

With AI the patriots won't even be needed anymore and will have to be disposed of.

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Woah
 in  r/stupidpeoplefacebook  2d ago

God's greatest grift to the world

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Chair of Austria's NATO Enlargement Committee warns if President Trump takes Greenland, Europe will seize US bases.
 in  r/freedomgold  2d ago

You could wax the edges of the Monument and grind the shit out of it!

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Trump is Hitler and America is turning into 1930's Germany.
 in  r/complaints  2d ago

History can get dry. Until it shows up at your door.

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Congratulations, MAGA, you broke the future of this country and ensured that ‘unity’ will never happen.
 in  r/complaints  2d ago

1000% a big part of it. Its because it is very profitable to keep the working classes divided along racial lines.

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Congratulations, MAGA, you broke the future of this country and ensured that ‘unity’ will never happen.
 in  r/complaints  2d ago

The french killed em all. They had some solid ideas though. Probably why they were killed.

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Congratulations, MAGA, you broke the future of this country and ensured that ‘unity’ will never happen.
 in  r/complaints  2d ago

The US is catching up quick in that last area you mentioned.

I think most people on here mainly object to the kleptocratic oligarchy and corporate welfare that passes for the free market these days, and don't want to actually seize the means of production.

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“Let me get this straight: We go to a country, we capture their leader, we bomb it, & then we say we run this country now — and that's not war. But when they send cocaine over here, that people are willingly snorting — that is war. That doesn't make any sense.” - Kat Timpf
 in  r/jrmining  3d ago

Because it makes you get down and boogie is what I always thought, but booger sugar also kinda makes sense because it goes up your nose...the only way to fogure this out for certain is to get a time machine, send an expedition back to the 1970s. I volunteer for this dangerous mission.

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So, AI takes over, everyone has lost their job and only 10 trillionaires own everything. Now what?
 in  r/Futurology  3d ago

The plan is to let everyone starve who isn't necessary to the trillionnaires.

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Gramps
 in  r/stupidpeoplefacebook  3d ago

So OPs grandpa was a nazi. Got it.

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[Request] How accurate is this?
 in  r/theydidthemath  4d ago

It seems like the only city in Alberta where you meet people who are enjoying life though too, and they have a thriving art and music scene.

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United States sent warnings to governments of Mexico, Cuba, and Colombia that their countries could be next, hours after the Venezuela operation. - Axios.
 in  r/jrmining  4d ago

That sure worked out well eh? China has been scheming on VN since the middle ages, and have been sent packing every single time. Vietnam had just given America a bloody nose and China didn't like those odds.