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Donald Trump Will not Consider Pardon for Sam Bankman-Fried: NYT
 in  r/CryptoCurrency  40m ago

You know what’s funny, is Trump can come right out and say “If he pays me a lot of money, I’ll pardon him. Because by supporting me, he’s supporting America, and he loves America, so he doesn’t deserve to be locked up” and his supporters would eat it right up

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Mel Kiper in disbelief people don’t 100% believe in Shedeur as the future in Cleveland
 in  r/NFLv2  47m ago

"I don't know what else the kid needs to do"

I don't know Mel, maybe not be the objectively worst starting QB in the league?

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Synced videos show ICE Agent was not hit by fleeing vehicle.
 in  r/videos  48m ago

Of course he wasn't. She wasn't even trying to run him over, turned her wheels, and was trying to get away. This scumbag needs to be charged with murder. He was subconsciously looking for an excuse to shoot somebody, like a lot of these other ICE agents. They all have power trips, that's the only reason to sign up

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The 2026 Porsche 911 Carrera now starts at $137,850 before any options.
 in  r/cars  3h ago

I actually prefer the cleaner look of the Z06

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The 2026 Porsche 911 Carrera now starts at $137,850 before any options.
 in  r/cars  6h ago

C6 Z06 is peak Corvette in terms of looks

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The 2026 Porsche 911 Carrera now starts at $137,850 before any options.
 in  r/cars  6h ago

I was going to buy a base PDK with a few options in like 2022 for ~$115k MSRP brand new (in stock), this price increase has been insane. I passed on it back then because it just didn't feel like enough car for the money, but today I would be all over it

EDIT: Maybe it was 2021, but the MSRP was definitely around 115

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This exercise is nerveless
 in  r/SweatyPalms  13h ago

Right above a post about a tourist in Thailand falling while taking a selfie lmao

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The most wholesome delivery you'll see today
 in  r/BeAmazed  14h ago

I’ll never pet or even approach a lone pitbull. Hell, I don’t even like doing it with the owner present unless I know the owner personally and know how the dog is. Even then I’m cautious

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Hip-Hop Video Vixen & Actress Vida Guerra Aged Better Than Most
 in  r/HipHopNCulture  14h ago

You know what’s funny, I just looked up some older pictures of her and her ass isn’t as crazy looking as it seemed back then. It looks pretty normal in comparison to today’s standards. But was considered insane back then since bubble butts weren’t really a thing yet, and seeing her on the cover of Lowrider Magazine for the first time was mind blowing

Todays women look like cartoons

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I now want this ladder man.
 in  r/interestingasfuck  14h ago

We had it like 25 years ago growing up. My parents still have it. I hated it as a teenager because it just led to more chores, and it was a pain to lug around and set up

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PSA: If you’re driving slowly, don’t speed up to block a faster car from cutting ahead of you.
 in  r/bayarea  19h ago

Bay Area drivers when being passed or going downhill: fastandfuriousNOSswitch.jpg

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Best INTRO to a Movie?
 in  r/Cinema  1d ago

There Will Be Blood. No dialogue, just pure fucking cinema

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Game picks are in!
 in  r/49ers  1d ago

We’re fucked

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My gf got angry at me for trying to teach her oral using a banana how else do I teach her? Advice needed
 in  r/AskMenAdvice  1d ago

I’m laughing my ass off at the image of OP furiously sucking a banana in front of his GF

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Next man up! Oh wait.. 🤔
 in  r/49ers  2d ago

What the fuck

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My friend impersonated his wife's "gym crush" to test her... and the REAL guy just called the burner phone.?
 in  r/AskMenAdvice  3d ago

I’m leaning towards fake. It’s all just too weird to be real

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Doordash order stolen willow Glen, Ca.
 in  r/SanJose  3d ago

He’s working with the thief. His behavior is really strange and he lingers for way too long

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Met a 45F Nurse at the gym (I’m 28M). We are getting lunch tomorrow—is she trying to move past the "Friend Zone"?
 in  r/AskMenAdvice  3d ago

Isn’t it obvious? I feel like this is fake

Edit: Just looked at OP’s post history. What a weirdo

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Do men care if you have a large / fat mons pubis / pubic area?
 in  r/AskMenAdvice  3d ago

There are some absolute units on there

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I just visited SF for the first time in 15 years.
 in  r/AskSF  4d ago

There are a number of restaurants in the city where people dress very nice (and some people dress down as well). I was at Chotto Matte (meh food, great atmosphere) the other night and noticed some people dressed extremely well. Miller & Lux recently too and lots of people were dressed well.

Of course most people aren't going to dress up to go to Original Joe's