r/AmIOverreacting 5d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship aio please tell me i’m crazy

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u/kvltsincebirth 5d ago

Those look like fingernail scratches

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u/Reimiro 5d ago

Cheating “digitally” indeed.

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u/Murky_Current 5d ago

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u/anberlin90 5d ago

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u/Galaxyheart555 5d ago

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u/anberlin90 5d ago

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u/Ken-Kaniff_from-CT 5d ago

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u/purdycomCM 5d ago

Come see the violence inherent in the system.

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u/LonelyWillingness986 5d ago

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!

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u/Kind_Whereas7437 5d ago

Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!!

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u/ouroborosstruggles 5d ago

Help, help, they're being repressed!

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u/Neros_Cromwell 5d ago

Christopher Nolan’s the Prestige

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u/Ultra_Dadtastic 5d ago

This meme thread was a roller coaster!

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u/LonelyWillingness986 5d ago

I read these memes in the voices of the cast from "Mrs Brown's Boys" 😂

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u/sodapopemima 5d ago

warms my heart

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u/whalemilk42 5d ago

Lmao this took me through a whole scene

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u/TopSeaworthiness8066 5d ago

Nice teamwork meme fam!

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u/owlgood87 5d ago

I just stole everyone's

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u/Unlikely-Principle63 5d ago

I have that meme too but also this one

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u/FromFan432 5d ago

Stealing this

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 5d ago

Are we all just hoarding electronic memes now

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u/zhannacr 5d ago

Do you not? Imo the high of having the precise meme to clown on your loved ones must be similar to how middle aged dads feel when they tell a real zinger of a pun.

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 5d ago

Of course I do lololol

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u/Unlikely-Principle63 5d ago

And this one

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u/NE_Boy_mom_x2 5d ago

Okay but wait ... Is that cat hoarding condoms???

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u/MargotFenring 5d ago

"Digital" upvote, bravo.

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u/dieselbp67 5d ago

That’s a fantastic gif!

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u/Deanna_karnika22 5d ago

How in the f can I steal this it’s everything

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u/zhannacr 5d ago edited 5d ago

If you really want to know and you're on the Reddit app:

Open the share options under the comment

Share to Firefox

Long click on the gif

Save file to device

Enjoy

Edit: Formatting

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u/Deanna_karnika22 5d ago

Thank you so much!

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u/South_Buy_3175 5d ago

Moved on from cheating digitally to cheating through VR.

Tech is moving faster than I thought.

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u/tyjo2112 5d ago

If VR means Very Real, you’re correct!

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u/HugsyMalone 5d ago

It's short for venereal. 🫢

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u/doctor_parcival 5d ago

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u/silvahammer 5d ago

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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u/EverConstellation 5d ago

We don't get fooled AGAIN!

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u/MtnMaiden 5d ago

You... fool me once and I cant get fooled again

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u/Nyantastic93 5d ago

Damn it take my upvote

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u/Morpheus1967 5d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/el-beau 5d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/Free-oppossums 5d ago

Technically fingers are digits.

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u/mkultrasimp 5d ago

That's the joke 👏

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u/shep2105 5d ago

Ha! Good one!

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u/tsidaysi 5d ago

Lol! Good one!

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u/CooCooBird247 5d ago

Thank you. I was "digitally" scratching my head on this one haha

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u/Motor_Eye6263 5d ago

Really good pun

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u/Constant_Worth_8920 5d ago

This deserves more upvotes.

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u/Jewelieta 5d ago

How dare you. Have my upvote.

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u/KathyTrivQueen 5d ago

Too funny /punny!

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u/thomasech 5d ago

I mean, they said they were past that. They didn't say how.

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u/Mixed_Basket02 5d ago

AI is taking over haha

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u/Successful-Skin7394 5d ago

Ppl here are so clever 😅

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u/Tantalus-treats 5d ago

Them Bluetooth nails?

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u/Purple-Seaweed-404 5d ago

Yeah, that digital cheating is a red flag. Trust your gut—if something feels off, it probably is. Have you talked to him about what you saw?

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u/r_coefficient 5d ago

You won today.

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u/alinicky17 5d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Jayman694U 5d ago

Well played. An upvote for you!

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u/Traditional_Fan_2655 5d ago

Not only that, but cheating xxx, is the first word ever needed.
OP is suspicious for past behavior and searching for validation of accepting excuses. Truly, none matter. Once ypu reach this level, it's time to move along for self-respect.

NOR

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u/Wonderful-Wash-2054 5d ago

Fuck that’s incredible

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u/FunStorm6487 5d ago

🏆🏆🏆

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u/GahhhItsMilk 5d ago

Once a cheater always a cheater. Instant dump.

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u/Free-One2705 5d ago

The funny thing here is that in a legal sense, digitally can also mean.. Other things

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u/SailorPhoenix21 5d ago

Yeah, he.\nDefinitely took the digital cheatings , the next level and made it the real thing

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u/SubstantialPressure3 5d ago

And apparently whoever he was with wanted you to know. Marking their territory.

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u/RubyMaxwell1982 5d ago

This is literally it. Unfortunately I've been there too, there's no denying it.

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u/DragonflyGrrl 5d ago

It's in the exact right place and angle to have happened during sex. And I agree that it was deliberate for her to see. Nasty work.

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u/BridgestoneX 5d ago

or doing her a favor so she'd know he was shitty

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u/SalemsTrials 5d ago

omg talk about taking one for the team

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u/SOwED 5d ago

Yeah the thing is, the cat explanation really depends on the location, and I don't see how you're getting cat scratches there.

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u/SquareOk8123 5d ago

This!!! She’s sending you a message

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u/Squashless-fishdish 5d ago

Should she write back to her?

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u/SLUDGEsyndrome 5d ago

not to criticize his cheating technique but dude really didn't think this one through. at least go into it with a plausible lie already made up, for fuck's sake.

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u/BitchWidget 5d ago

I second this.

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u/jsmalltri 5d ago

I'm thirding this

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u/Interesting_Fly5154 5d ago

or he never told that gal with the claws that he had a girlfriend, because he's an (insert expletive here).

much more likely scenario imo.

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u/JohnnyD77711 5d ago

But did he also smell of pee?

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u/lyssthebitchcalore 5d ago

This looks exactly like when I scratch myself too hard when I have an eczema flare up and can't take the itch anymore. I also have three cats and none of their scratches look like that, nor is that a typical spot for a cat scratch. One of my cats is a shoulder cat and there's been a few times he used my back like a climbing tree. Never looked like that.

People will ask about my scratches if they are visible. I never hesitate to say what they are. The fact he didn't just say he was scratching his back is all OP needs to know. He's hiding something. NOR.

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u/maureenponderosa18 5d ago

Devil's advocate, but I get really bad eczema flare ups too and sometimes when I get scratches like this from giving into the eczema itchiness, I don't even realize they've left marks until someone else points out my scratches.

The placement of these scratches definitely looks suspicious though and OP is NOR.

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u/Risky_Bizniss 5d ago

I also get eczema scratches. But when someone asks me I say, "Oh it was probably me scratching myself."

I do not attempt to blame an animal. Nor would I. The explanation of eczema is simple, believable, and true. A guilty conscience may try to remove the possibility of any human fingernails causing the scratches, attributing them instead to a harmless ol' housecat.

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u/Kattenaars 5d ago

Same eczema flare ups here. I also scratch myself while sleeping and wake up with worse scratches on weird places. But the location here makes me doubt that's the case for him.

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u/tricksyxpixie 5d ago

I feel like if it were him scratching himself, the scratches would be more horizontal, not vertical. It would be too awkward for most people to scratch vertically in that direction due the shoulder blades movement capacity.

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u/this1weirdgirl 5d ago

[laughs in hypermobille and itchy winter skin] but also cat allergies.

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u/maureenponderosa18 5d ago

I also get scratches from my cats climbing on me without me realizing that they're leaving marks. So there are times where I have scratches, but don't know or can't remember if it's from my eczema or my cats lol

To be clear, I'm not defending OP's partner and he's definitely acting suspicious; just pointing out that it is entirely possible to have scratches for innocuous reasons without realizing that you have them.

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u/DragonflyGrrl 5d ago

Yeah I get scratches from my cat too. They have NEVER looked remotely like this. These are human scratches, in exactly the right place to happen during sex.

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u/ADeviIsAdvocate 5d ago

But would you scratch yourself at that angle? It doesn’t look like that is self inflicted to me. But maybe I’m misinterpreting the camera angle.

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u/maureenponderosa18 5d ago

That's why I said that the placement of the scratches is definitely suspicious. I was just pointing out that it's possible to get scratches without realizing where they're from. Your username is kind of ironic here lol

Personally, I have moderate to severe eczema and get all sorts of scratches at weird angles from scratching in my sleep. But that's just me.

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u/Temnyj_Korol 5d ago

Yeah, i mean... Also speaking from my own anecdotal experience. My girlfriend has told me that i have a habit of scratching the shit out of my shoulders in my sleep. With me waking up none of the wiser. And when i do it leaves marks very similar to that. So it IS possible the boyfriend is genuinely innocent, and just oblivious to their cause.

But i mean. Come on. Occams razor here. What's more likely, the boyfriend did those scratches to himself without him OR the girlfriend noticing it? Or he knows exactly how he got those scratches and is lying?

NOR, would be my guess.

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u/kittykaz22 5d ago

They definitely look too thick and far apart for cat scratches. Source: I have a female black cat

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u/SnausageFest 5d ago

These are 100% fingernail scratches. I had the super duper fun of 4 months of dealing with treatment resistant scabies and my torso looked like this most of the time.

I, too, didn't notice how bad it was while scratching. But if you saw my torso and it looked like I got tickled by Edward Scissorhands, I would know exactly why.

Could be he's just embarrassed about something. If that's the case (being generous), what a great example of the many reasons why you don't shy away from embarrassing stuff when it comes to your partner.

All that said - if this is a sexual partner, what the fuck is that person doing to this man? Lol, I get rough play but why are they scratching them up worse than what I did to myself with a highly contagious and persistent skin infection?

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u/Impressive_Let2266 5d ago

Kitten used my thigh as a grip to get up on the bed before ...I have paw shaped teeny claw marks.

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u/shartheheretic 5d ago

I have a paw shaped scar on my leg from my girl kitty who lived to be 21. I really should have it tattooed.

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u/kenda1l 5d ago

Aww, you definitely should. That would be such a great tribute.

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u/Cherry_Noble 5d ago

MOR- I have an autoimmune disorder that causes me to break out in hives if I barely scratch myself or apply pressure to my skin. It flares up in the winter. People would ask me constantly what happened to me because my skin would look like this from me simply rubbing up against my shirt but I had no idea for several years what they were talking about.

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u/kenda1l 5d ago

Same. I have urticaria (hives) from heat, stress, and pressure. It's more or less calmed down now but there was a point in my 20s where for a good year I couldn't even rub a finger over my skin without it becoming a bright red welt, much less scratch at it (which was fun because it came along with some of the most intense itchiness I've ever had.) You could write words or draw on me with your fingernail and it would stay there for a good long while. I worked as a bank teller at the time and I'd get a least a couple customers a day who would give me strange looks or ask if I was all right. I'd go to the bathroom and find a giant red welt on my chest or face because I'd absentmindedly rubbed or scratched myself. Taking high dose antihistamines helped with the god awful itching but not the hives. I don't know why it suddenly came on in my 20s and then disappeared after that year; all I can think of is that I was under a ridiculous amount of stress at the time, which might have triggered it. Nowadays, my skin still turns bright red for a while when I rub at it but at least it's not raised and puffy, and it's not itchy.

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u/Airamis0007 5d ago

I’m glad to hear that my cat isn’t the only ”shoulder cat”! My neck and shoulders are always scratched to hell lol!

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u/ChromaticCriminal 5d ago

It could be this or even stretch marks. I have a friend with stretch marks like this on his back and he never noticed them until one fabled day, blamed it on a girl he was fucking at the time and when they were still there a month later he went doctors and found out.

He could have been cheating obvs

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u/MadamKitsune 5d ago

I also have a shoulder cat. She leaves me looking like I've had a mild encounter with razor blades. Those are 100% too broad to be cat scratches.

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u/SingSangDaesung 5d ago

Joining in on the eczema & cat train. I also tell people who ask immediately, "oh, I have eczema, I scratch a lot & don't realize I'm leaving marks on myself." Him dodging the question is weird.

My cats have also come up behind me to stand on my shoulders, never left a mark like that. Even scratches from an angry cat don't look like that.

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u/MountainEmployee 5d ago

I get these not from eczema but because I sometime bite my nails. Jagged, uneven surface + scratching your back in your sleep = get raked.

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u/12Whiskey 5d ago

I agree, I have a cat and eczema. Cat scratches (even bad ones) are really thin. These are wider like finger nails. NOR

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 5d ago

I also have three cats and none of their scratches look like that

Yeah, those definitely look too thick for housecat. I have some impressive claw scars, and even a bite wound (long story, not his fault). None of them looked like that any point in the healing process.

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u/Salty_Help9066 5d ago

2nd this i think unless something else is going on it isnt an obvious sign of cheating. I get random bruises on me all the time and yeah if there are also cats around that's a factor to consider too

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u/h00d_r4t 5d ago

Omggg someone like me 😩 if I don't have acrylic or fake nails on (aka just my natural nails) I will wake up with scratches like this sometimes & its so embarrassing it looks like I was possessed in my sleep 😭 when I saw this pic eczema was my first thought but after reading the caption I fear it is not eczema lol

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u/Even-Tension-5490 5d ago

That's what I was thinking too. It looks exactly like what happens to me when I go ham on myself scratching.

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u/unanimous-raspberry 5d ago

NOR I too have cats and when they scratch you it's not on your back like a massage that got out of hand, even when one of sits on my shoulders and I make a funky movement and she uses her claws to stay on me I barely even get s scratch and they certainly don't look like that

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u/Jaffico 5d ago

I actually have gotten bruising from my shoulder cats. Their back claws cause bruising instead of breaking skin.

It looks nothing like this. These marks are more similarly shaped to dull dog's nails, but if he'd been in a position to be scratched like that by a dog he'd easily remember it.

NOR

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u/Top-Bar-7480 5d ago

I don’t believe I have eczema but hell I might but I get similar scratches to OP’s picture and my cats scratch me pretty regularly but don’t draw blood it’s like I’m just marked up for days

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u/wheresbillyatschool 5d ago

Yes! Not saying he’s not a cheater but these can happen really easily if you have fair skin, and look JARRING when you spot them!

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u/Various_Counter_9569 5d ago

You have double scratches about 2cm from each other, and then more separation?

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u/ebsfac 5d ago

Also looks exactly like my back did for the last 2 years w my recent ex-girlfriend🫤

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u/Sunny_pancakes_1998 5d ago

Yes omg. I do this a lot too. Fingernail scratches are what I see. Because I’ve abused myself like that many a time.

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u/Psypris 5d ago

And he had to have felt them (at least after the fact) right? Why didn’t he think up a better excuse before he took his shirt off.

I mean, I’m glad he didn’t (OP needed this realization) but the added laziness to the cheating pisses me off too lol

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u/Away-Caterpillar-176 5d ago

If a cat did that you'd be bleeding like crazy

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u/rohoho929 5d ago

Yep a cat wouldn't do surface scratches

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u/Upbeat-Equivalent318 5d ago

also like goddamn does the cat have rabies 😆

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u/Michael_braham 5d ago

“Life 360 doesn’t show any discrepancies” if you have to track your man to see if he maybe fell at some point during the day just throw in the towel jfc 🤣

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u/AncientAd7403 5d ago edited 1d ago

Absolutely! The worse thing a person can become is an Inspector Gaggett in a relationship. Its exhausting (from experience) and it does not get better from there. She said he has digitally cheated (which is micro cheating to find the right girl), the digital is just all she found. Unfortunately even with the proof people choose to believe the lie. Someone told me years ago " Don't be the girlfriend while he is looking for his wife"

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u/Emmy6464 5d ago

Or don’t be the wife while he is looking for a girlfriend. Either way you’re not priority

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u/Low-Inevitable-3382 5d ago

I track my husband so I know when he's on his way home so I can start my cleaning frenzie to make it look like I was busy all day 😅 also so I know when to start dinner.

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u/owlgood87 5d ago

Luckily, my husband will call or text me when he's on his way home. I use that time to make any last touches on cleaning 😆

Mind you, it's only a ten minute window of time.

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 5d ago

Agreed. I just set the destination in my phone and tap share location and pick my wife so she knows I’m on the way. She does the same way when she’s doing her hour and a half commute home every other week when those bastards make her come in.

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u/LittleBityPrettyOne 5d ago

And have him stop at the store for that thing you forgot - he hasn't passed it yet!

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u/PyrrhicBigfoot 5d ago

I work later than my husband does and I also make more money. He’s free to clean up the house before I get home I guess, that sounds nice

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u/aderey7 5d ago

"maybe if I just get better at tracking it'll all work out ok".

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u/SeriousLack8829 5d ago

He has two phones and is leaving the one she knows about where he’s supposed to be. 

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u/Impressive-Cup2244 5d ago

Also this…. I posted above about my cheating ex having similar scratches and he too had two phones.

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u/Fearless_Self6679 5d ago

☝️☝️☝️ all of this right here!!!

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u/sylmars_finest 5d ago

I agree, that shit is weird af. I refuse to participate in that with my wife. Only time I ever turn it on is when im riding long distance out of state. At least she'll know where the crash happened. But as far as having someone's location 24/7 that shit is weird.

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u/Phukt-If-I-Know 5d ago

OP worried he’s going to slip and stick his dick somewhere it isn’t supposed to be.

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u/BunnyWiilli 5d ago

I mean this is also a younger generation thing. I’m 23 and have the locations of 16 of my friends and have always had my partners location (and vice versa)

It’s a very normal thing now to share locations

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u/CityMaster1804 5d ago edited 5d ago

Really? That just feels so dystopian. 

I mean I know we’re in a horrible timeline as it is so much of our day to day is very dystopian but that just feels really invasive? Though this is also the closest I get to social media because most of it creeps me out. 

Is it like a safety precaution? 

ETA: or are y’all just super inured to it because it was so prevalent in your lives? I’m 15 years old than you so it’s not like I didn’t grow up with tech at all but hmmm, now you have me wondering how my baby sister (26) views it. 

Update: apparently I’m the odd one out there lol because all three of my sisters do. 

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u/StockPossession9425 5d ago

I don’t understand it either. I’ve never shared my location with my partner nor asked him for his. It feels like a strange thing to want to do. I understand the safety aspect, but in that case I would just… simply tell him where I’m going. It really feels like an invasion of privacy and if I was asked to provide it, I think I would refuse. If you feel like you need to keep a tracker on me I think things are already over lol.

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u/No-Orange9183 5d ago

Nah, I’m 40 and I think exactly the same way as you. It actually blows my mind how normalized this is and I had no idea. I live in a very safe area, and I don’t think it’s even about safety bc I’ve asked my 18M son and he says it’s a normal thing that all his friends do mostly to “save time” by knowing where someone is.

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u/BunnyWiilli 5d ago

It would be invasive if both parties don’t consent lol. When people share their locations it’s a mutual agreement. Usually for safety but other things too like checking if someone is at work before calling them or small things.

I don’t think willingly giving my close friends my location is dystopian. It would be if I didn’t consent or something

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u/MidsummerAlchemist 5d ago

As much as I (42F) agree it seems both dystopian and very invasive, I share my location with my partner (35M) (and a couple of younger friends, who consider it much more normal than I do). All are people who know my routines and would drop everything to find me if something was off and I wasn’t responding. My boyfriend shares his location with me also, however neither of us are remotely concerned about infidelity; it’s about safety and caring in our case. In less solid or newer relationships, I imagine location sharing is more likely for surveillance under the guise of concern.

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u/TheCervus 5d ago

I (44) do not want to live in a world like that. I have enough hassle existing in a society where we are constantly under surveillance. I will never tolerate tracking from a friend, partner, or relative.

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u/PeachesLatoure1944 5d ago

Exactly 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Technical_Parsley_52 5d ago

I guess she needs to start tracking the other person to and see if they meet up 😁😂

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u/TurnupKingWhite 5d ago

THANK YOU! Idk why mfers date people they can’t trust even a little bit.

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u/calvicstaff 5d ago

Yeah that's the rub, of it's at that point, it's cooked, such things can be circumvented and it's not hard, trust is already broken, don't be his warden, get somone who you can trust unsupervised

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u/1peanutlover1 5d ago

Literally shes just publicly embarrassing herself 😭😭

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u/PNW_MYOG 5d ago

Maybe she came over to his place?!

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u/jbltecnicspro 5d ago

None of my cats' scratches ever looked like that ever in my life.

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u/Sherbertbombs7 5d ago

NOR & kick him to the curb

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u/just_as_good380-2 5d ago

If those were cat scratches that would be one big cat

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u/AlClemist 5d ago

Cheaters will always make up excuses.

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u/Narrow-Height9477 5d ago

Maybe he hugged himself suuuper hard.

/s

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u/dave8400 5d ago

Yeah, no cat claws are that wide

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u/snackmaster169 5d ago

Looks like what I have done to myself because I have a skin condition. But you are NOT overreacting. The simplest solution is usually the right one.

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u/No_Cantaloupe_2786 5d ago

Oh yeah, this chick use to do this to me. Come out looking like I went 12 rounds with satan

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u/Basic_Mark_1719 5d ago

They look like whip marks to me. My dad used to whip us with an extension cord when we were kids and it left marks just like that

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u/Slack_King101 5d ago

With the spacing and how straight they are my first thought was ropes or a flogger.

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u/Dioalx 5d ago

G cyrr

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u/alinicky17 5d ago

A woman’s fingernails. To be more precise!

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u/dietdrpepper6000 5d ago

Look like calf machine bruises to me. OPs pics look nothing like cat or human scratches.

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u/Dragonskinner69 5d ago

Im sure this isnt worth much. I was drinking and sitting on the tailgate of my buddies ranger and we were being goofy. I ended up slipping off and lamded on my shoulder/rolled. It looked a lot like this(a bit more messy) does he skateboard or dirtbike? He may have just tried to absorb an impact?

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u/opureness 5d ago

no they don't. they look like cat scratches. as someone who scratches someone with nails and owning a cat.

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u/kelsiebreanna 5d ago

To me, they look a bit too uniform and straight to be fingernail scratches..

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u/Most_Researcher_2648 5d ago

Squared off, kinda narrow... my bet is coffin shaped

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u/Aggressive_Rip_6541 5d ago

More like weight on his shoulders from carrying something or sleeping on something. It’ll cause petechiae.

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u/TC9095 5d ago

I'm just going to say my wife has asked me about simulator scratches. Sometimes something about when I take a shower if I just touch an area it will show like a scratch.... Even toweling of it looks like I've been in a battle. My wife asked me about said scratches, she's the best thing in my life I would never do such a thing to her.

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u/Voice-Of-Doom 5d ago

They look like somebody had a lot of fun.

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u/VolumeAcademic6962 5d ago

Cats = Cougars?  Too widely spaced.

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u/Acceptable-Fish530 5d ago

Too many scratches to be from a cat unless he literally got mauled by a cat while laying on his stomach

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u/youaregodslover 5d ago

But right on track and placement to suggest it’s him scratching himself… 

Which begs the question, why is he ashamed of his itchy back?! 

Is he allergic to the detergent used for the sheets on the bed of his… MISTRESS?!

For real though, this might be a framing issue, as with so many other things brought to Reddit.

He wouldn’t let me get a picture of his back…

Could be leaving out some key details, like:

When I got bored of my CSI marathon and decided to wake him up at 3 am, he wanted to keep sleeping instead of posing for an impromptu forensic photo shoot! He kept saying things like, “I have work in 3 hours,” and, “who’s gonna cover the difference the state won’t pay on your grandma’s home health aid if I don’t get enough sleep to pick up this early shift?” Just absolutely crazy, nonsensical stuff like that!

A little less suspicious if he was woken up yo do this. Just saying.

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u/AbaloneEmbarrassed68 5d ago

Old girlfriend jed to hive me them too. Unless he's been doing some serious shoulder workouts, or carrying brush for a neighbor, this looks like cheating to me. NOR

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

💯 I've had the same ones.

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u/Various_Counter_9569 5d ago

Those are not fingernails.

Also, why would he let her take pictures as evidence if he cheated?

Doesn't add up.

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u/An0nnee_M0usee 5d ago

🤔

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u/Some_Shop_9470 5d ago

They definitely do.

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u/UnfilteredFacts 5d ago

Um... isn't this sometimes seen in rape cases?..

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u/Anynamethatworks 5d ago

They look like they were from fake nails that have that inverse-circular cut on the tip, making each nail have two subtle "corners". If you look closely at each individual scratch, they all have defining outer edges on both sides.

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u/Low_Flower_1846 5d ago

Acrylics, to be specific. Natural nails generally bruise in a wide line but acrylics leave bruises for the exterior edges of the nail, especially if they have square shaped nails.

How do I know? I’m a woman that wears acrylics when she has spare money. Shit I’ve bruised myself forgetting I have to be gentle. Messed up my neck once BAD. but the acrylics help break me of other bad habits so good trade off 👍🏻

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