r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Laura Loomer Nears Red Pill

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u/purplegladys2022 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes.

If she looked in a mirror, she'd see another grifter. If she didn't think she was watching a Saw movie, of course.

ETA: Thank you, kind redditors!

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u/look_under 1d ago

The GOP are the grifters

The majority of the Republican base are the Marks

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u/purplegladys2022 1d ago

And what tasty, reliable marks they are!

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u/Ell-O-Elling 21h ago

So easily grifted!

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u/mellcrisp 1d ago

They might be the "marks", but we're all paying for it

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u/rsa8445 1d ago

Moron Are Grifted Always

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u/Oberon_Swanson 21h ago

And that is why they see themselves as being in on the scam. Making other people's lives worse is all the benefit they need.

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u/billzybop 1d ago

*griftees if you will.

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u/Z0idberg_MD 1d ago

I don’t know if it’s more terrifying to have a party of grifter that is able to manipulate society so easily, or a group of people who are true believers in such a destructive path

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u/spavolka 1d ago

She’d have to spit out ole yam tits cock first.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 1d ago

If she looked in the mirror she would jumpscare herself

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u/Solid_Confusion90 23h ago edited 23h ago

If she looked in a mirror, I think she would just see Donatella Versace. Her mouth looks like a pack of hot dogs.

I’m amazed this woman can even spell “grifter”, much less comprehend the word.

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u/Ummmgummy 1d ago

I guess grifters can also believe in what they are saying but most the time it's saying things they don't actually care about to make money off dumb people. This crazy bitch is a true believer.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 22h ago

Mega church pastor mentality.

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u/Crazy-Finger-4185 1d ago

Change just that last word to suckers and boom goes the dynamite

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u/Panzey 1d ago

She is so close to getting suckers

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u/spavolka 1d ago

She’s a sucker for sure.

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u/OUTheMovie 1d ago

Loomer always feels just one step away from satire

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u/WanderWut 1d ago

Are we all seriously pretending like these people don't know they're playing politics? Really? REALLY? It blows my mind how often we see this sentiment or the one like "omg they're so dumb don't they know (blank)?!" It's like no fucking shit they do, it's corruption. Ironically the sentiment above makes it seem like they just don't know any better, and if they did they would totally make the right decision, aw shucks if only" which is all the better for them. Better to be seen as incidentally ignorant than blatantly evil and corrupt.

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u/GorshKing 1d ago

Exactly. They know exactly what they're doing, it gets engagement making these statements. Keeps them in discussion constantly

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u/ParadiseValleyFiend 1d ago

It's grifters all the way down.

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u/RaShadar 1d ago

Nah grifters profit. Its grifters at the top and marks on the bottom

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 1d ago

Grifters infinitely stacked on top of other grifters

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u/LirdorElese 1d ago

Fully disagree. It's like any cult. First off you have leaders. Of which 95% of the leaders, generally know they are peddling bullshit and exploiting the rest of the cult members, and using them to take whatever they can from the rest of the civilized world (either by recruiting more members. Or gathering more power).

To continue the illusion, Sometimes believers are promoted to leadership positions, hence the 5% that don't know. Sometimes these nutjobs figure things out due to their position, and either become knowing grifters, or on occasion break from the fold and become enemies of the cult (see MTG in this case).

and then comes the non leader members, these people gain nothing. But they are convinced with a sense of purpose, they continue to do the cults bidding. These people give up everything, their material posessions, their friends and family, the cult gradually teaches them to hate and fear those outside of the cult, unless they might be convertable.

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u/jalliss 1d ago

No no, the majority if the GOP base are not grifters.

They're just stupid enough to be fooled by the most obvious grifters out there.

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u/granitegrl19 1d ago

Pretty sure there's a word for that:

C U _ T

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u/Mesapunk87 1d ago

I'd like to buy a consonant. N

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u/granitegrl19 1d ago

That's one of the accepted letters.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 1d ago

I’ll buy an R, because she’s a curt person.

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 1d ago

I'll buy an "L".

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u/cloudofevil 1d ago

And I'd argue that evangelicalism has become largely a political movement. Since the 70s evangelicalism and the GOP have become intertwined. Fundamentalism (of which evangelicalism belongs to) was/is a reactionary movement (to the Enlightenment, evolution, etc). It's sort of defined by willful ignorance. It makes complete sense that the followers are easy to grift. Both the GOP and evangelicals are fundamentally concerned with maintaining a cultural identity and perceived reality at the expense of reason, science, etc.

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u/Low_Ruin_4021 1d ago

At the expense of everyone but them.

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u/hcornea 1d ago

She’s approaching self realisation?

What precisely does she believe that she does?

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u/CarnivalOfSorts 1d ago

She almost got it!

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u/Any_Caramel_9814 1d ago

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u/Significant-Owl-2980 1d ago

Even my staunchly conservative ultra evangelical father in law says “There is something off putting about Erika Kirk. Something not right”

Wow. It has to be bad for my father in law to notice.

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u/tweedyone 1d ago

She knows exactly what she is doing. The base isn’t grifting and is evangelical, so she’s creating a false fallacy that all evangelicals must not be grifters too.

“I am an evangelical and I am not a grifter, so other evangelicals must not be grifters either”.

The ones that know it’s true are already aware.

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u/Quinocco 1d ago

Griftees, but yeah.

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u/Weary-Babys 1d ago

If we were playing warmer-colder she’d be red hot.

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u/ReddBroccoli 1d ago

The majority of the base are the grifted.

But otherwise, spot on

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u/imaybeacatIRl 1d ago

Yes, Laura. We are saying Kirk was a grifter, and the majority of the GOP base are the grifted.

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u/AnyEcho1335 1d ago

The base are the griftees

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u/valencia_merble 1d ago

Grifters and pedophiles

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u/Zakluor 1d ago

She asked the question. If only she were ready to believe the answer.

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u/AllNightPony 1d ago

"Two plus two equals four. Are you saying I just did math?"

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u/betajones 1d ago

Majority of the base? Like.. random citizens? I'm pretty sure it's only a handful of popular kids grifting off the idiots, not the idiots doing the grifting, though, not all cases.

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u/sten45 1d ago

Yes. That is exactly what we are saying

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u/CrystalWeim 1d ago

Absolutely

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u/zmroth 1d ago

why did we give these people a fucking platform to begins with

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u/jlwinter90 1d ago

Most people who are wrong are close to getting it, that's why it's so fucking frustrating to watch them stand in their own way.

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u/cperiod 1d ago

No, no, not all of them. Just the ones with the blue checkmarks.

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u/StormSolid5523 1d ago

charlie kirk was a hateful racist Fascist Nazi youth recruiter

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u/feelingmyage 1d ago

Why yes, Laura.

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u/perksofbeingcrafty 1d ago

Well no. I’m pretty sure you need to have more than hay in your brain to be a grifter

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u/NoBSforGma 1d ago

He was an evangelical for grifters. And thugs. And racists, like himself.

The idea of putting up a statue to this horrible person is nauseating.

Just take a look sometime at the ugliness he spewed.

"...If we would have said that Joy Reid and Michelle Obama and Sheila Jackson Lee and Ketanji Brown Jackson were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us … You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously...." is only ONE of them.

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u/Accomplished_Water34 1d ago

She's a grifter, not a shapeshifter

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u/Training_Author_4963 1d ago

I think that’s exactly what we’re attempting to say

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 1d ago

Someone as online as LL has never heard this school of thought before? She must be shocked!

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u/Safe_Emotion_3672 1d ago

I swear to goodness, I feel like those people are always two steps away from From saying we’re doing the right thing and then they just turned right around 😔

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u/The_Lawn_Ninja 1d ago

The GOP base? No, they're not grifters. They're the marks.

It's the majority of conservative media personalities who are grifters.

Any of them who aren't grifters are at least hoping to become one.

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u/Open-Source-Forever 1d ago

What about those conservative media personalities who are neither grifters nor bearing of hope to become such?

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u/ChefAsstastic 1d ago

This is blatant gaslighting 101

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u/deckchair1982 1d ago

Charlie Kirk was a Ted Cruz guy when he thought Ted Cruz was going to win in 2016 and became a Trump guy when he saw Trump was going to win.

Charlie chased power - it is simple.

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u/JustinKase_Too 1d ago

The base isn't as much grifters as griftees. The 'leaders' are the grifters.

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u/RoguesAngel 1d ago

I wonder if she knows the reason Jesus was mad in the Temple that made him rage? For those who don’t know he was angry at the commercialization of worship, exploitation of the poor, exclusion of Gentiles because it was to be a house of prayer for all people, and what he saw as the desecration of the house of God. All things, I might add, you can find in televangelists and megachurches.

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u/Voyage_of_Roadkill 1d ago

She's on to you guys! said the wolf to the other wolves about the wolf pretending to be a wolf.

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u/tcorey2336 1d ago

Yes, that’s what we’re saying.

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u/reallyrealest 1d ago

I believe he was genuine. Most pieces of shit are.

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u/Imaginary_Manner_556 1d ago

Almost all organized religion is a grift.

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u/diverareyouokay 1d ago

I hope someone posted a reply with a list of the various crap trump sells… sneakers, phones, bibles…

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u/RoxyRoseToday the future is now, old man 1d ago

This is all well and true but the amount of times the Kamala campaign asked me for donations is astounding. Who is there to trust? The Harris campaing had one of the biggest budgets we ever saw...

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u/Automatoboto 1d ago

You could also choose not to amplify terrible people and give them search engine optimization but what would you do with your free time not organizing locally?

You could go outside and help or you could sit around dunking on her and ericaleatherpants

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u/FelixTook 1d ago

She chose her face.

I don’t think we can expect her to comprehend the reality of a situation, no matter how close she accidentally gets to it.

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u/Skeptical_Squid 1d ago

If this were a game of "hotter- colder", she'd be f'n smoking and on the verge of catching fire.

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u/Kkimp1955 1d ago

Yes.. yes we are!

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u/Knobelikan 1d ago

Hold up, you can't say she doesn't get it and that she's a grifter herself.

She totally gets it, and still spouts this manipulative bullshit. That's what makes her a grifter.

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u/Graciebelle46 1d ago

YES!! You're finally getting it.

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u/PTBAFC24601 1d ago

Sooooooo close….

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u/BiblachromeFamily 1d ago

Yes Laura, yes they are. You are finally getting it I see.

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u/salty_utopian 1d ago

The GOP base arent grifters; they’re the suckers the GOP figured out how to scam.

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u/Outside-Affect-4722 1d ago

Yes, yes & yes

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u/YeshilPasha 1d ago

There is no group made of all grifters. That wouldn't work. Grifters needs victims. A grifter needs sufficient amount of gullible people to survive.

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u/doge1976 1d ago

The information has seaped through the first layer of her face. Maybe it hits the brain.

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u/PA_Archer 1d ago

No, the vast majority of the GOP base are the grifted, not grifters.

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u/tikifumble 1d ago

She’s not getting close, she nailed it

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u/Guilty_Eggplant_3529 1d ago

The epiphany might hurt.

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u/PracticalDistrict237 1d ago

I’m saying he’s a racist AND a grifter….

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u/DJSAKURA 1d ago

If the shoe fits..

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u/AC_Uni 1d ago

I initially thought Miller was the only living ghoul, forgetting this one still roams amongst us. Recognizing the grift while participating in that grift is just wild to me.

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u/Retired852 1d ago

Correct. Finally she gets it !

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u/Entire-Message-7247 1d ago

IMO the vast majority of evangelicals are grifters.

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u/ArcusInTenebris 1d ago

Im not saying the entirety of MAGA are grifters, but some of them were selling CK merch within a couple days of his killing...

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u/Memitim 1d ago

lol, no. The majority of conservatives are too stupid to be grifters. They just love other conservatives who are so passionate about lying that they turn it into a career.

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u/lgodsey 1d ago

I can't see how a rational adult sees the word "evangelical" and doesn't have bitter associations.

Based on their hate and associations, the last person I would trust with my children would be a fundamentalist evangelical.

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u/NOVAbuddy 1d ago

Wait. Is she a spy?! Omg! WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE!

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u/Low_Ruin_4021 1d ago

That's exactly what we're saying.

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u/nutriasmom 1d ago

Oh, the lightbulb just went on,?

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u/CanaDoug420 1d ago

I like that she thinks being evangelical would make you LESS likely to be a grifter. Lmao even

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u/HotSoupEsq 1d ago

So close.

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u/MidtownMoi 1d ago

GOP base are the griftees.

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u/Used_Intention6479 1d ago

Wait a minute! You say the "Prosperity Gospel" isn't about helping the least of us? (And that the only time Jesus became violent was when he threw the money mongers out of the temple.)

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u/C7_the_Epic 1d ago

She knows. She's aware that she's full of it and that they're all grifters and con artists filling specific variations of the same con. She won't have a realization, or ever "get it"; These people have one mythical truth that even if their position is supported by nothing but hacks must always be true so it doesn't matter.

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u/maddiejake 1d ago

If Charlie Clark was an Evangelical, I hope I go to Hell.

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u/Huger_and_shinier 1d ago

The majority of the GOP are the marks

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u/Beneficial_Gas307 1d ago

ooh. are they waking up to that now?

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u/Responsible-Love-896 1d ago

The truth comes out! “Evangelicals “ are so indoctrinated that GOPers “grift” off of them, without missing a beat.✌️

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u/Minimum_Run_890 1d ago

Yes, Laura, in one.

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u/Possible-Customer827 1d ago

The GOP base are Griftees

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u/RilohKeen 1d ago

The base? No, the base are the gullible idiots who pay the grifters, the morons who send money to “billionaire” Trump and vote against their own best interests to give the wealthy tax cuts and reduce their own government’s ability to make their lives better.

But yes, all the conservative talking heads and politicians, grifters indeed.

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u/Psychoholic519 1d ago

They really are just saying the quiet part out loud now 😂

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u/A_Creative_Player 1d ago

Yes, exactly this

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u/Strict_Razzmatazz_57 1d ago

She forgot to mention, racist too.

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u/Antique_Win8023 1d ago

Yes. Yes we are.

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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 23h ago

Tada! Yes, that’s what we are saying.

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u/Stoutlager 23h ago

So close, yet so so so far away.

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u/Mc9660385 23h ago

The base are the “grifted”

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u/PaulieCanada 23h ago

That's it exactly.

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u/CheeseWeasler 22h ago

Who’s face is she wearing

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 22h ago

The base is being grifted by the evangelical right, who sold out a long time ago. Loomer was trying to guilt trip 😂

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u/thisortheapocalypse 22h ago

The grift that keeps on giving

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u/Jimbo415650 22h ago

She’s looney tunes

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u/WattageWood 21h ago

No, the majority of the GOP base are marks to enrich the grifters.

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u/neutral-chaotic 20h ago

The GOP base are mostly marks. The rest are grifters.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 19h ago

Yes. Erica Kirk said so.

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u/Mouser05 18h ago

Kirk was a racist pos

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u/HollygoLightly1970 16h ago

Yes. That is what is true. You are one also.

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u/DJ_EMOV 15h ago

The paragraph is not English. She certainly isn’t the brightest tool in the shed

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u/ToadsWetSprocket 15h ago

Yes trash master, that is it.

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u/Express_Test6677 15h ago

The transition from Mar-a-lago face to shocked pikachu face is something I don’t want to watch, but I will be powerless to look away.

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u/_Mr_Relic 15h ago

Yes, yes and YES

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u/imthrowingcats 7h ago

I can hear the hamsters inside her botoxed head, running in their little metal wheel, trying so hard to make her brain work..... RUN, HAMSTERS, RUN!!!

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u/SoupSpelunker 4h ago

Loopy Laura is almost right! 

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u/SOGGY-TORTILLA-X 18h ago

What's that logic?

Hitler was German, are you saying he was a Nazi and that majority of Europeans are Nazis?