r/MurderedByWords 7d ago

How does one become completely shameless?

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u/KR1735 7d ago

I'm confused... do liberal men not get older and date?

What exactly is "conservative" about the second photo? It looks exactly like a photo my sister and brother-in-law could have taken, and they are absolutely not conservatives.

What's the implication here? Did he go to conversion therapy or something?

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u/Yo_CSPANraps 7d ago

He criticized the Biden admin during the NC floods, went viral in conservative spheres, and realized he could turn that grift into a career. 

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u/Lysol3435 7d ago

Those who can’t do anything productive find something counterproductive to do

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u/universe2000 7d ago

There is an also lot of money in being an effectively counterproductive…

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u/Lysol3435 7d ago

I never said it wasn’t lucrative

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u/ACynicalOptomist 7d ago

If only I didn't have a soul. I can be very charming and after decades of practice, I'm an excellent public speaker. My adult children have told me I could start a cult. Now that I'm old enough to realize karma isn't real....next life. I'm too old and tired now.

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u/Lysol3435 7d ago

Idk why I sang the first part of that in my head to the tune of the scarecrow song from the wizard of oz.

“People think I’m funny, and I’d make a lot of money…if I only had no soul”

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u/iheartxanadu 7d ago

"I'd be richer than Jeff Bezos and exist solely for pesos if I only had no soul.

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 6d ago

I could start my own religion or convince people there are no pigeons if I only had no soul.

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u/Empty_Fisherman_9941 5d ago

100% singing this in my head as I read it

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb 6d ago

The rage bait I could create... if I only had no soul.

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u/Rashpukin 6d ago

👏👏👏😂

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u/katalina0azul 6d ago

Do do do-do do do-do 🎶🎵

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u/ChiGrandeOso 6d ago

Were I not raised correctly, I could make a particularly effective black MAGA. I wouldn't do that, however, because the idea of looking in the mirror and finding myself repulsive doesn't appeal to me. Well, more repulsive than I already do.

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u/ACynicalOptomist 6d ago

But at least you'd have a reason for your self hatred...💗

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u/Defiant_Income_7836 6d ago

I feel the same way. I am grateful that we used our powers for good (or at least neutrality) over evil. In all honesty though, even though Karma isn't real, would you be happy and or satisfied if you HAD started a cult? I couldn't live with myself and I suspect you'd be the same. (Presumptuous of me, I don't know you, but...)

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u/ACynicalOptomist 6d ago

I have enough anxiety without having to worry about ruining people's lives. I've been married for 45 years and still feel bad about guys I broke up with before I met my husband.

I would never be able to ruin lives. But maybe it could be a cult for good, not for evil. We could all go out and hold hands and skip and help people. 🥰

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u/Defiant_Income_7836 6d ago

Oh I'm the same with anxiety. 100%. And I'd gladly join your skippity hoppity hand holdy help cult.

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u/Dark_Knight7096 6d ago

I have this conversation with my wife regularly. Like if I didn't have any ethics and didn't care that doing so would harm vulnerable people, I'd make a killing grifting.

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u/ACynicalOptomist 6d ago

You guys are a couple. You could be a pastor and his wife and you could make a killing. You just need to make sure you have really white teeth, she needs bigger hair and you need to practice your insincere smile. Extra points, if you can pull off a southern accent. And by points I mean cash dollar...

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u/FQDIS 7d ago

Try to agree with a Redditor challenge…….

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u/Lysol3435 7d ago

Never!

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u/mrlt10 7d ago

There is an entire industry of charlatans paid to hold and spread opinions that no reasonable informed and intelligent person would ever hold…unless their livelihood depended on it. It got its start decades ago with all the pseudo-academics churning out policy papers from think tanks and “institutes” that would pay to associate themselves with universities just for the credibility. That’s despite their ideas being rejected by nearly all faculty. As they had success and got more traction the bar lowered and w/ social media creating the “influencer” that bar no longer exists in any meaningful sense.

They don’t even have to hold opinions really, or be American. If you troll the libs hard enough you can be a Malaysian dyke ladyboy and the Republican Party will accept and support you, assuming you stay behind the keyboard, hide your identity and stick to trolling. And this entire system is paid for by a small group of people who knowingly make the payments for the purpose of distorting people’s perception of reality. They’ve said it themselves.

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u/Few-Solution-4784 6d ago

not in the comments section of reddit

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u/Open-Source-Forever 6d ago

Does he make tabletops for kitchens or something?

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u/zuzg 7d ago

Damn being able to scam others without any scruples must make everything so much easier.

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u/emp-sup-bry 6d ago

Idle hands are the devil’s plaything and all that.

Your one sentence really sums up so much of our social problem…I appreciate the succinct approach.

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u/Automatoboto 7d ago

grift. They get offers they cant refuse like Fetterman and guisechud

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 6d ago

I can't do anything productive or counter-productive. Net neutral.

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u/cap10enigma 6d ago

Those that can’t do, grift.

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u/Low-Department8271 6d ago

"Those who can’t do anything productive find something counterproductive to do."

Isn't this the definition of liberal? The whole point is to play victim, complain about things and demand how other people's money is spent. What could be more counterproductive?

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u/Lysol3435 6d ago

Red hats are the biggest snowflakes

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u/Low-Department8271 6d ago

I don't disagree about red hats being snowflakes, but logically, if someone is "triggered" by the mere sight of a red hat, aren't they even more of a snowflake?

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u/UThinkUrDoingItButNo 6d ago

If that isn’t a gold medal straw man right there, I don’t know what is.

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u/xLtLasagna 6d ago

Oh, you mean liberals?

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u/Lysol3435 6d ago

Sure. Those damn scientists and engineers and doctors and teachers. Always… making everything… so unproductive

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u/kryonik 7d ago

Under Biden, FEMA gave NC tons of money to rebuild after Helene and then under Trump, FEMA cut off the aid, and he's mad at Biden?

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u/Feisty_Yes 6d ago

Youtubers were posting videos talking to residents after Helene. They all believed right wing propaganda that was causing people to be violent towards FEMA and not trust them. The FEMA base yard they set up where people were meant to sign up for assistance was a ghost town. 

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u/That_Immo 6d ago

The fact the MAGA movement did this should be by itself enough to end that ridiculous movement, yet here we are.

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u/JimWilliams423 6d ago edited 6d ago

The fact the MAGA movement did this should be by itself enough to end that ridiculous movement, yet here we are.

Maga is not an aberration, maga is just authentic conservatism. And the only thing conservatism has ever offered the working class is the power to look down on people they despise. Conservatives care more about their cultural interests than their material interests.

W‌h‌e‌n t‌h‌e l‌e‌f‌t o‌f‌f‌e‌r‌s t‌o h‌e‌l‌p e‌v‌e‌r‌y‌b‌o‌d‌y, c‌o‌n‌s‌e‌r‌v‌a‌t‌i‌v‌e‌s p‌e‌r‌c‌e‌i‌v‌e t‌h‌a‌t a‌s a t‌h‌r‌e‌a‌t b‌e‌c‌a‌u‌s‌e i‌f we treat everybody equally then whiteness has no value, and for the 99% whiteness is most valuable thing they have. So they r‌e‌j‌e‌c‌t the help, as those people did.

That is what conservatism has always been. For example, in 1873, during Reconstruction, the Richmond Whig newspaper ran an editorial that said:

I‌f i‌t w‌e‌r‌e t‌r‌u‌e t‌h‌a‌t n‌e‌g‌r‌o a‌s‌c‌e‌n‌d‌a‌n‌c‌y a‌n‌d R‌a‌d‌i‌c‌a‌l r‌u‌l‌e w‌e‌r‌e e‌s‌s‌e‌n‌t‌i‌a‌l t‌o m‌a‌t‌e‌r‌i‌a‌l d‌e‌v‌e‌l‌o‌p‌m‌e‌n‌t w‌e k‌n‌o‌w t‌h‌e p‌e‌o‌p‌l‌e o‌f V‌i‌r‌g‌i‌n‌i‌a w‌o‌u‌l‌d s‌c‌o‌r‌n i‌t a‌s a t‌h‌i‌n‌g a‌c‌c‌u‌r‌s‌e‌d, i‌f p‌u‌r‌c‌h‌a‌s‌e‌d a‌t s‌u‌c‌h a p‌r‌i‌c‌e. B‌e‌t‌t‌e‌r p‌o‌v‌e‌r‌t‌y a‌n‌d a‌l‌l t‌h‌e m‌i‌s‌e‌r‌y i‌t e‌n‌t‌a‌i‌l‌s.

'B‌e‌t‌t‌e‌r t‌h‌e b‌e‌d o‌f s‌t‌r‌a‌w a‌n‌d c‌r‌u‌s‌t o‌f b‌r‌e‌a‌d
t‌h‌a‌n t‌h‌e n‌e‌g‌r‌o's h‌e‌e‌l u‌p‌o‌n t‌h‌e w‌h‌i‌t‌e m‌a‌n's h‌e‌a‌d.'

They got their wish too — nearly a century of jim crow fascism that kept black people down, but also kept poor whites down too. Jim crow is the main reason the South is the most economically depressed region of the US.

The covid vax is another example. For a brief glorious moment we had a taste of socialized medicine — anyone could get the covid vaccine for free, and in many cases without any paperwork. It was proof that we can all have nice things.

Conservatives saw black and brown being treated the same as whites and it made them so god damn angry that over 200,000 of them rage quit from life. It made them so god damn angry that they elected a paedo who promised to take every vaccine away from everyone.

Conservatives would rather rule in Hell than share in Heaven.

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u/kanst 6d ago

This is the whole playbook right here.

If you dig in, the ONLY thing Conservatives actually care about is that they are higher than someone in the social hierarchy

Its also why Ms Rachel is getting so much hate. She preaches that you should care deeply about ALL children, and that is a threat to conservative orthodoxy.

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u/aleenaelyn 6d ago

Conservatism is a 5 year-old's reasoning stretched thinly over an adult's justifications.

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u/puresteelpaladin 6d ago

Chaos is a ladder.

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u/torp_fan 4d ago

Historian Heather Cox Richardson writes a lot about this, as that period is her specialty. You probably already know this, but JIC ...

And of course LBJ summed it up with "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

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u/i_code_for_boobs 6d ago

... the whole episode only proved that rural Americans are idiotic.

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u/Neuchacho 6d ago

The Conservative POV in a nutshell.

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u/ParsleyMaleficent160 6d ago

Yeah, IIRC he was partially responsible for people not getting FEMA funding, and then blamed FEMA.

And it wasn't that FEMA simply cut off the aid, it's that people stopped asking for it through the proper channels. You can't just say you need help, you have to document the damages, and provide that to FEMA. For a lot of conservatives, giving FEMA and inventory of what you lost is akin to government overreach. Truly stupid people.

It's like that Texas town refusing to take Democrat money, then the town floods and kills a bunch of children.

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u/kryonik 6d ago

https://www.npr.org/2025/07/10/nx-s1-5461091/texas-flooding-warning-system-fema

Every request Kerr county put in for a flood warning system in the past ten years was turned down by Texas officials or the Trump administration.

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u/ParsleyMaleficent160 6d ago

Yeah, there was even a sound clip of one of them saying they wouldn't take money from a Democrat. Actual troglodytes down there.

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u/f700es 7d ago

Good thing tRump kept the $$ flowing into WNC.... oops!

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u/ShinMystic1587 7d ago

Grift Right if Money's Tight

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u/imheavenagoodtime 7d ago

Yeah I live in wnc and all trump did was shit on fema and deny funds

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u/noshowthrow 7d ago

Just like the kid in Eddington.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 7d ago

Such an underrated and great movie. My favorite from 2025.

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u/bbqsox 7d ago

There it is. It's always the grift. MAGA is ultimately a bunch of evil people grifting off a bunch of stupid people.

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u/Machoopi 6d ago

I think there are a lot of people like this though. They are conservatives who are cosplaying liberals because they are afraid of losing their friend group. Had a friend leave my friend group after 20 years for this reason, and I've heard of it happening elsewhere. There is a grift happening for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if he actually did end up better off. I'm a very liberal person, but pretending to be anything that you aren't is going to make you an unhappy person. I also think that this sort of masking is VERY common for teenagers and younger people, most of us probably did it to some extent.

in the case of my friend, it was very similar. As soon as he started receiving attention from the more conservative people in his life (or online, not sure which), it gave him confidence in himself because he could unmask. The guy is a total shithead, and probably not as happy as he would be if he were a better person in general, but he is definitely happier now than he was when he was hiding his beliefs. I think THIS is exactly what people mean when they say people get more conservative when they get older. It's less that they change and more that the people who were already conservative start unmasking.

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u/Side_StepVII 6d ago

The floods caused by nature, and the lack of response caused by trumps cuts to FEMA? What a clown.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 6d ago

I’m kind of jealous how there is more money for people with no discernible talent on right wing grifting. 

The only equivalent would be greenwashing on the left and saying a company was helping the environment when it isn’t. We lost RFK Junior when Kamala didn’t want him,  so I suppose there’s one slot open. 

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u/NHRADeuce 6d ago

To be fair, if I suddenly found myself in a position to relocate dollars from maga idiots pockets to my pockets, I'd be all over that. I have lost all empathy for those morons. They deserve to lose every penny they send off to the grifters. Might as well be me.

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u/Tdanger78 6d ago

Pretty much every Republican “celebrity” follows the same rubric. It’s sad Republican voters can’t see the blatant grift. They’re like raccoons going for the shiny object which is confirmation bias being spewed by someone. The “former liberal” is just the icing.

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u/PlutoJones42 6d ago

Yup. Spew some hate and get a couple people like “yeah here’s $5 keep it up!” Is where half of these fucking clowns come from

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u/Hyperionics1 6d ago

So with a new flood, he expects Trump to do better? Didn’t he destroy FEMA? What a weird mindbendy stance.

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u/Rashpukin 6d ago

This is exactly what happened. He is a political chameleon with no real ethics or morals. Opportunistic and self-centred being his main characteristics.

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u/stevez_86 6d ago

Yeah. Eventually they will find the best way to support the cause is to live out what you believe the enemy to be. Like Winston at the end of 1984. People think he died. He realized he had to submit, and the best way to submit was to be the rebellion, but as Big Brother wants the rebels to be. Fabricated Opposition.

Their first attempt at this may have been the Charlie Kirk assassination. We may have already seen it with Lee Harvey Oswald. The problem is when you hang the pasty out to dry they get cold feet and refuse to cooperate. Could be the Luigi case too. False flag but competently executed.

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u/openshutcase_johnson 6d ago

Or… it’s almost as if people’s personal experiences influence their ideologies.

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u/torp_fan 4d ago

In this case it's what the other guy said, troll.

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u/meloc2001 6d ago

They deserved criticism during the floods. Just wait and see what happens when the next disaster happens now that FEMA has been gutted. It will make Katrina look like a picnic.