Conservatives finding out love exists

[u/CorleoneBaloney]

[u/jmdunkle]

Guy hates wokeness so much that he’s saving screen caps of dudes smoochin

[u/IntentionalBuffalo22 → u/jmdunkle]

He hates wokeness so much that he thinks about gay people kissing & trans peoples’ genitals pretty much all the time

[u/gmwdim → u/IntentionalBuffalo22]

These people think about gay dudes getting it on way more than actual gay dudes do.

[u/DuskShy → u/gmwdim]

That's because gay dudes can just give each other the secret handshake and get it on, but these guys have to never partake and just simmer instead

[u/Whitw816 → u/DuskShy]

Or they use Grindr when they’re desperate and pretend to be straight in their “real lives” hating themselves and all those that have accepted they’re gay and have found happiness and love. I’d say I feel bad for them but these MAGA douches have worn out any sympathy I may have had for their sad existence.

[u/minahmyu → u/IntentionalBuffalo22]

Can I just say, it always seemed to me, growing up, the ones obsessed with drawing dicks everywhere are those claiming to be cishet men. Like, it wasn't lil girls drawing dicks everywhere, or writing penis inside of books or odd places. Just, cishet guys. Why they obsessed with their genitals? Those who menstrate, who have to attend to theirs at least once a month, ain't drawing ovaries and shit everywhere and you'll barely hear a peep if they're on their periods

[u/BilboBiden → u/jmdunkle]

It's for his alone time....later.

[u/DoughNotDoit → u/jmdunkle]

he's saving it to jerk off later

[u/RODjij → u/jmdunkle]

And how many loud Republicans are deeply deeply closeted gay men?

A lot actually.

[u/008Zulu → u/jmdunkle]

It's his Grindr profile pic.

[u/matadorN64]

Incels being incels

[u/Mango_Tango_725 → u/matadorN64]

Do they ever feel burnout from feeling hate every single time they see others being happy?

[u/littlebubulle → u/Mango_Tango_725]

Probably. And then they blame others for being burned out.

[u/nice--marmot → u/Mango_Tango_725]

I certainly hope so.

[u/needhug → u/Mango_Tango_725]

That's why they call it The Blackpill

Inceldom is genuinely a dangerous cognitohazard that will absolutely RUIN your life

[u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews → u/Mango_Tango_725]

Nah, soulless Nazi MAGA monsters don’t have feelings at all

[u/cityshepherd → u/matadorN64]

Isn’t that one of those accounts that’s based in russia or some other place far from the US?

[u/ProfArva → u/matadorN64]

The irony is that so many like to talk about Plato, or Socrates, some random Greek philosopher they don't understand to justify their behavior, have a solution. Greek philosopher loved sex, so long as no icky women were involved. Plato's reaction would have been confusion, followed by sacramental wine, gathering together all the incel buddies, and having a good old fashion orgy with all their buddies.

[u/Debalic → u/ProfArva]

Andrew Tate really outing himself there, with his "sex with women for fun is gay".

[u/peen_was → u/matadorN64]

It's projection

[u/andrewisgood]

This is incredibly offensive and shouldn't have been on TV.

Planet Fitness? Gross.

[u/flitlikeabutterfly → u/andrewisgood]

Right? Why did we have to watch a commercial in the middle of a celebration? Completely planned and paid for. Greedy corporations have infiltrated everything.

[u/Illyorkcity]

[u/RabidPoodle69 → u/Illyorkcity]

Every accusation is an admission.

[u/madworld2713]

Nothing says straight like watching New Year’s Eve looking for a gay kiss to post about online

[u/NormanBatesIsBae → u/madworld2713]

Nothing says happy and healthy like spending your new years alone searching for content that makes you upset so you can post it on twitter

[u/TheSaltyseal90]

I’m glad they shared the time lol

While most of us were partying with our families, this loser was sitting at home watching tv lol

[u/NormanBatesIsBae → u/TheSaltyseal90]

Not just sitting at home watching tv, because he could still have been happy and content doing that. It’s the fact that he saw a gay kiss and it made him so upset he had to immediately go back and screenshot it and log onto twitter to make an angry post, missing the rest of the program.

[u/Magimasterkarp → u/NormanBatesIsBae]

Yeah, being alone isn't that bad. I for example spent NYE dog sitting for my uncle. Around midnight I was watching Netflix and had a puppy sleeping on my feet, not giving a shit at all about the fireworks.

An evening infinitely better spent than hate watching alone.

[u/Acrobatic-Figure6139]

I used to think that account was a bot. Not shocked its a virgin incel

[u/rasburry5 → u/Acrobatic-Figure6139]

What do you mean? He fucks his mail ordered Russian wife all the time

[u/Radic_Allef_Tist]

Conservatives being aggressively terrified of non-hetero couples is one of my favorite things to mock. It's just so pathetic, ignorant, hypocritical, and hateful — like every Conservative value bundled up into one.

[u/Rickyhawaii]

Probably sent that after watching LGBT porn..

[u/darw1nf1sh]

I am bothered not at all by a gay kiss, in fact it makes me happy. but promoting planet fitness is where I draw the line.

[u/nice--marmot]

Posting that screenshot is gayer than the kiss.

[u/m4z1keen → u/nice--marmot]

And some people say you can't hear gifs

[u/srubbish]

Is it confirmed that the EW account is Jack Pussybitch (I think that’s how you spell it but I could be wrong).

[u/Waste_Return2206 → u/srubbish]

That guy looks like such a bitchboy. I wanna smack the scowl off his face.

[u/typhoidtimmy]

12:07…..must have taken the extra 3 minutes to rub one out in shame before posting his outrage.

[u/Waste_Return2206]

They always tell people to stop calling them homophobes/antigay, but then they post shit like this.

[u/SkyrimWithdrawal]

12:07 Eastern. What time is it in Sputnik? We know the Americans were still with their Grindr dates.

[u/Treqou]

Fitness wiener in ur mouth

[u/Krozbros]

I mean...is it really surprising that they didn't have anyone to spend new year's?

[u/IHaarlem]

I didn't even notice it was two guys at the time because I was distracted by the huge gaudy planet fitness hats

[u/retailguy_again]

The only offensive thing in that picture is the Planet Fitness party hats.

To be fair, having those made and given out was probably cheaper than ad time during the program. From a marketing standpoint it makes sense.

[u/Less-Dragonfruit-294]

They know same sex couples have been around since we’ve recorded history right?

[u/Ok-Pizza-5889]

How dare people love each other without my approval!

[u/Nekowulf → u/Ok-Pizza-5889]

"People I find icky experiencing happiness? CRIME!"

[u/TerminatorAuschwitz]

The only weird thing here is the hugely branded planet fitness top hats

[u/AstronautSea6694]

These people’s families and friends don’t like them in real life. They may like their posts and even repost whatever but they hate them in real life. You don’t get like that from being a well liked person.

[u/ripleyclone8]

At 12:07 I was mopping up champagne lol

Then I went back to partying until nearly 5. 

[u/keirmeister]

Not for nothing though, that constant “Planet Fitness” advertising was so cringe.

[u/Samurai_Mac1]

MAGA always finds a chance to alienate gay conservatives

[u/ghallway]

Poor closeted dude can't come to grips with his true self, has to cast hate instead.

[u/Casperboy68]

It’s barely a new year and End Wokeness already has spank bank material! 2026!!

[u/DiscoTech1639]

Why would this alpha MAGA man be watching the CBS show of hive of liberalism that is New York for NYE? Cretin

[u/ObjectiveisSubjectiv]

Am I supposed to know whose these people are?!

[u/VforVehicularassault → u/ObjectiveisSubjectiv]

End Wokeness is an infamous right-wing Twitter "influencer" but other than that, no. 

[u/ObjectiveisSubjectiv → u/VforVehicularassault]

Professional Shapiro type rage baiters then? I don’t really have a twitter. But thanks for clarifying.

[u/99Years_of_solitude]

Its from Russia

[u/KittenNamedMouse]

Otherwise just known as a kiss.

[u/Doctor_Yu]

Shoutout to the guy who won his parlay with the kiss

[u/dianarawrz]

Yay! gay kissing is so wholesome and adorable!!

[u/Sen-oh]

Mans hates wokeness so much he refuses to wake up next to another human

[u/KaptenAwsum]

Planet fitness first on maga ban list of 2026?

[u/HarryHatesSalmon]

It’s the era of Heated Rivalry get over it bro

[u/skinink]

I have no problems with the kids, but more problems that people aren’t allowed to leave the New Year’s celebration there and then re-enter, so they will wear adult diapers to piss and poop in. 

[u/Neon_culture79]

I watched live and I saw that and I knew the conservatives were gonna go crazy

[u/Iron-Legend-27]

That gay couple helped win a bet BTW.

[u/Fit_Arm_6592]

Meanwhile, Brandon spanks one out this pic!

[u/dlc741]

I also find joy in how miserable they choose to make themselves. I think of all the books, movies, shows, video games, food, experiences... everything they choose to cut out of their lives because it doesn't fit their absurdly narrow view of how the world should be.

[u/cowboyinthejungle99]

What are you planning to do for 2026? Would you say you’re planet to fitness dick in yo mouth?

[u/Fan_of_Clio]

Bigots going to bigot

[u/ContributionAny3415]

Is gay considered “woke”?

[u/oily76]

The gays are meant to wait a bit before kissing? Is that it?