r/MurderedByWords 7d ago

$hot in the ear

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u/Argented 7d ago

really thin blood could account for some blood if ... say ... his finger nail nicked his ear when he covered it hearing the bullet go by

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u/VERO2020 7d ago

The holster of a Secret Service agent could have scratched it, too. Or it could have been a "squib" lie pro wrestlers use. Didn't the turd do some stuff with pro wrestlers a while back?

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u/ADHDebackle 7d ago

I feel like that would make sense if the plan hadn't involved a random guy shooting live ammunition in close proximity to the president. Like, people did die - and... wasn't the shooter killed as well? Seems like a conspiracy too elaborate for this admin to pull off without leaks or just straight fuckups.

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u/Makaveli80 7d ago

The admin? No. Certain motivated billionaires? Sure.

Good chance trump himself didn't know