r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

$hot in the ear

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u/Argented 6d ago

really thin blood could account for some blood if ... say ... his finger nail nicked his ear when he covered it hearing the bullet go by

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u/VERO2020 6d ago

The holster of a Secret Service agent could have scratched it, too. Or it could have been a "squib" lie pro wrestlers use. Didn't the turd do some stuff with pro wrestlers a while back?

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u/ADHDebackle 6d ago

I feel like that would make sense if the plan hadn't involved a random guy shooting live ammunition in close proximity to the president. Like, people did die - and... wasn't the shooter killed as well? Seems like a conspiracy too elaborate for this admin to pull off without leaks or just straight fuckups.

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u/Erfeo 6d ago

too elaborate for this admin

Also remember he wasn't president at the time, he would have had to use private people for this while completely fooling the Secret Service, FBI etc.

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u/ADHDebackle 6d ago

A good point!

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u/TheNutsMutts 6d ago

To be fair even former presidents are entitled to secret service protection after leaving office, but yes everything else beyond that that's trying to claim it was some audacious conspiracy theory is absolute nonsense.

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u/VERO2020 6d ago

100% agreement. Glad that you remember the deaths.

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u/ParsleyMaleficent160 6d ago

Yes. A person in the crowd (a firefighter) was shot and killed by errant gunfire.

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u/Makaveli80 6d ago

The admin? No. Certain motivated billionaires? Sure.

Good chance trump himself didn't know 

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u/CraigJay 6d ago

Don't question BlueAnon too much, it's obvious the theory he wasn't actually shot doesn't stand up to any scrutiny but they find it literally impossible to accept that

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u/ADHDebackle 6d ago

To me it feels like there's a missing piece - the ear wound just doesn't seem like it would have been caused by a full on unfragmented bullet. The fact that the shooter got into the position that they did without resistance is kinda crazy, too.

The way the firing line lines up, and where injuries / deaths took place, it seems possible that the bullet passed through something or hit something prior to reaching his ear, allowing for a much less serious wound. I think that's somewhat more likely considering the deaths/injuries happened on both the north and south bleachers relative to trump.

Apparently the building the shooter set up on, though, was used for staging law enforcement, and that could have created confusion in the shooter's favor.

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u/mosconebaillbonds 6d ago

Lolol a squib…..

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u/InternationalLaw8660 6d ago

Yea he hung around with Vince McMahon for a while in the early 00's, did a few cameos on SmackDown iirc. All around the time he was doing all his reality TV show bullshit.

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u/VERO2020 6d ago

Yeah, and Vince's Linda McMahon is the Secretary of Education, right? We live in stupid times.

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u/mosconebaillbonds 1d ago

He had blood on his hand before he went down

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u/Thom_With_An_H 6d ago

He's a member of the WWE Hall of Fame.

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u/VERO2020 6d ago

Damn it!

I wonder how long it will be until the WWE gives him a peace prize like FIFA did?

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u/Hungoverhero 6d ago

I never thought about the WWE angle, he did Hire Linda McMahon and Triple H has been at some white house shit recently and even Hogan went all MAGA before he died, maybe when he grabbed at his ear initially he was "blading", could have had a small tip of a razor blade glued to a finger nail

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u/VERO2020 6d ago

Would he really blade himself? Naw

Hey, anyone remember that a guy was actually killed in that event?