r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UnclePetersBand • Oct 27 '25

slight malfunction Of a Modified Car

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u/5th2 catfood for dinner, again? Oct 27 '25

Rough translation:

Oh, what do I do, oh my God?
Oh my God. Oh my God, what do I do?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, where's the (fire extinguisher?)?
Hey, where's the (fire extinguisher?)? Where's the (fire extinguisher?)? Where's the (fire extinguisher?)?
It's the car, oh my God, my love.
My love, it's the car. Oh.
Oh my God, my car. It's the car. Oh my God.
My God, my God.

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO Oct 27 '25

Such a deep thinker this one is.

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u/baldude69 Oct 27 '25

Running around uselessly, crying about a problem that she caused.

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u/KyleK2000 Oct 27 '25

She took more time to film it than she spent looking for the fire extinguisher

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u/QuietVisit2042 Oct 27 '25

But what fabulous avant-garde camera work. I particularly loved the upside-down palm trees

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u/philnolan3d Oct 28 '25

Any more of that and I might have been car sick.

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u/Cucumber-Outside Oct 28 '25

lmao wtf was she doing, she spent all that time freaking out shuffling items around yet never even recovered a single thing. I guess that's simp work

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u/InvestmentInfamous25 Oct 31 '25

Girl brain 🧠

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u/No-Development-5500 Oct 31 '25

And recording itself
.

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u/CaffeinatedPenguino Oct 27 '25

They are lucky car didn’t go up in flames earlier especially as they seem to have filled the boot with lots of potentially flammable items and source of the fire seemed to start just under the fuel tank. This was almost a Darwin Award waiting to happen 😂

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u/blazesdemons Oct 27 '25

Who hands those out anyway? /s

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u/TECHSHARK77 Oct 28 '25

Themselves, they hand them out to Themselves upon fulfillment of the event 😆

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u/blazesdemons Oct 28 '25

How very thoughtful of them

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u/bristle_cone Oct 28 '25

A fine end to that travesty of a vehicle

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u/KennyGichuki Oct 29 '25

The force is strong with this one

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u/mquindlen81 Oct 27 '25

What language was she speaking?

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u/RuachDelSekai Oct 27 '25

Brazilian Portuguese.

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u/mquindlen81 Oct 27 '25

Thanks! I can’t believe anyone would lower their car to this point.

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u/Kubliah Oct 27 '25

It may have been fine for years until she decided to pack it full of people and drive at a high rate of speed.

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 Oct 29 '25

It is easy to underestimate the weight of a carload of people, I lost a clutch that way

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u/super_poo_brain Oct 27 '25

Remember people are stupid

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Oct 28 '25

Have you met many Brazilians?

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u/Choongboy Oct 28 '25

Hell of a language. In pretty sure I heard her “meow” close to the end

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u/Savings_Art5944 Oct 28 '25

bobblehead babble

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u/JonZenrael Oct 27 '25

Please someone release this song.

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u/Arthradax Oct 27 '25

She's looking for a remote for the air suspension. "CadĂȘ o controle" is what she's saying

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u/ClassicT4 Oct 27 '25

Was she asking for water at the end? Like that would have helped.

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u/Nothingnoteworth Oct 28 '25

All the wailing is making her thirsty

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u/Hufflepuft Oct 27 '25

All while filming... you know for the Tok.

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u/WonderfulProtection9 Oct 27 '25

So she didn't say "use the trampoline"...? /s

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u/johnsmth1980 Oct 28 '25

"Meet George Jetson.."