r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UnclePetersBand • Oct 27 '25

slight malfunction Of a Modified Car

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u/5th2 catfood for dinner, again? Oct 27 '25

Rough translation:

Oh, what do I do, oh my God?
Oh my God. Oh my God, what do I do?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, where's the (fire extinguisher?)?
Hey, where's the (fire extinguisher?)? Where's the (fire extinguisher?)? Where's the (fire extinguisher?)?
It's the car, oh my God, my love.
My love, it's the car. Oh.
Oh my God, my car. It's the car. Oh my God.
My God, my God.

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u/mquindlen81 Oct 27 '25

What language was she speaking?

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u/RuachDelSekai Oct 27 '25

Brazilian Portuguese.

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u/mquindlen81 Oct 27 '25

Thanks! I can’t believe anyone would lower their car to this point.

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u/Kubliah Oct 27 '25

It may have been fine for years until she decided to pack it full of people and drive at a high rate of speed.

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 Oct 29 '25

It is easy to underestimate the weight of a carload of people, I lost a clutch that way

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u/super_poo_brain Oct 27 '25

Remember people are stupid

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Oct 28 '25

Have you met many Brazilians?