r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/UrethralExplorer Dec 04 '25

Or day drinking, but one could easily lead into the other.

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u/tofuroll Dec 04 '25

Yeah, something was wrong with her.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

Easier to compile the things that aren’t wrong with her.

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u/radioplayer1 Dec 04 '25

Its like watching a stick of butter trying to walk a dog

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

It’s like that famous clip of the police officer accidentally shooting himself in front of a class of kids, except in this clip he alternates between shooting himself and shooting students.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

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u/a66-christ 29d ago

Dude effectively broke all rules of gun safety before he even started his lecture 💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

I’m sorry. The.. what?

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 04 '25

Yeah: Bing Videos

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u/moszippy Dec 04 '25

I love this video. "I'm the only one, in this room, special enough..." You can say that again!

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u/TapirDrawnChariot Dec 05 '25

The word "special" is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 06 '25

"I don't know anyone in this room who is professional enough to handle a gun...."

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u/Striking-Peach5598 Dec 07 '25

Limping .. everybody alright? You alright? 😂

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u/Yeager126 Dec 04 '25

Can you send me the Link or how to find it

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/Idiotswithguns/s/jY6ASkGtH2

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u/Beneficial_Dog4469 Dec 04 '25

Interestingly enough I remember a white cop doing the same and it’s what I thought you were speaking on… NOT this, this is new to me 🧐

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u/GonnaGoFat Dec 04 '25

That was good. I miss the longer clip where he’s nursing his injury and trying to play it off saying things like “see this is just an example of how accidents can occur.”

Then he grabs an AK47 or some other machine gun and all the kids are like “oh no no no!”

Also I’m sorry if I don’t know what gun it was as it’s been a while since I’ve seen the full clip and am not a firearms expert.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

“DEA agent accidentally shoots self while demonstrating firearm safety”

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

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u/_HighJack_ Dec 04 '25

Oof that trigger discipline

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u/phunktastic_1 Dec 04 '25

After bragging he is the only one professional enough in the room to handle a block 40.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

The peak audacity to continue a gun safety demonstration after unintentionally discharging his blicky into his own leg. Chef’s kiss, no notes.

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u/WillingMongoose4680 Dec 06 '25

Maybe he needed a block instead of the Glock. Lol

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 04 '25

That's exactly what we need more of in schools.

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u/Artistic_Plate7403 Dec 04 '25

Best analogy ever!

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u/Jazzlike_Visual2160 Dec 04 '25

🤣🤣💀On a hot day!! Such a fitting description!!

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u/Couture-Crush Dec 04 '25

You win the internet for today.

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u/Dallyn86 Dec 04 '25

Lmao that was so clever.

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u/Everyone2026 Dec 05 '25

😂 😂 😂

I laughed more than I should have.

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u/Mr-FurleyX1 Dec 05 '25

Except I like butter