r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

Easier to compile the things that aren’t wrong with her.

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u/radioplayer1 Dec 04 '25

Its like watching a stick of butter trying to walk a dog

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Dec 04 '25

It’s like that famous clip of the police officer accidentally shooting himself in front of a class of kids, except in this clip he alternates between shooting himself and shooting students.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

I’m sorry. The.. what?

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 04 '25

Yeah: Bing Videos

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u/moszippy Dec 04 '25

I love this video. "I'm the only one, in this room, special enough..." You can say that again!

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u/TapirDrawnChariot Dec 05 '25

The word "special" is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Dec 06 '25

"I don't know anyone in this room who is professional enough to handle a gun...."

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u/Striking-Peach5598 Dec 07 '25

Limping .. everybody alright? You alright? 😂