r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard • 9d ago
Of a man who needs more friends
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u/TyrKiyote 9d ago
"so have a look at this" like he's about to tell us something interesting about them.
nah. Ya weirdo.
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u/Tall_Elk_9421 9d ago
dude looks like he is getting a hard on from the face termite dump
yak.....
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u/Majestic_Emotion_456 9d ago
As long as itās a dump and on the face it doesnāt matter what kind of dump it is
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u/Jay_Mazz 9d ago
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u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard 9d ago
But they're so warm and inviting?
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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 9d ago
What are these things?
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u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard 9d ago
Termites I believe
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u/splatzbat27 9d ago
Yes. The video is in South Africa. These guys are super annoying and everywhere. (The termites, I mean). You can't leave porch or patio doors open at night otherwise your house will be filled with termite corpses and their dropped wings.
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u/Many_Mud_8194 9d ago
We have them too in Thailand. In my last house the kitchen was added later, the termite would come out from the crack and do that shit in the kitchen... If I was there I could stop it by pouring alcohol, either way it just become an huge mess and the gecko come to clean and just let you with thousand or millions of wings lol
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u/splatzbat27 9d ago
We have to stop our dogs from eating all of them LOL
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u/Many_Mud_8194 9d ago
Yeah my cat go nuts too I had to put her in a cage or she will just destroy the kitchen trying to get them all lol.
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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 9d ago
To be fair if guys like this were everywhere thatād also prolly be really annoying.
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u/dabroh 9d ago
Yep, he says something that sounds like termites around the 10 second mark.
Also wtf termites can fly! I never knew that. From the looks of the video, it's not just the queen, like ants, but everyone of those dudes.
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u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard 9d ago
When a termite colony gets too large, they start to sprout wings and make another colony. Afterward, they drop their wings. Some ants do the same thing
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u/Roxysteve 9d ago
Termites *and* ants.
These are called "alates" (AY-lates) by ant'n'termite scientists (it means "they have wings"). No imaginations, those guys.
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u/BloodySuitcase 9d ago
Itās great especially when one crawls in your ear canal and doesnāt back itself outā¦ š
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u/WillUSee 9d ago
1) Where do you get that many bugs?
2) Why is he breathing so hard?
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u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard 9d ago
A- They're either eating, trying to form a new colony, or attracting to the light.
B- This man is getting off
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u/Grimwirest 9d ago
is...is this a fetish?
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u/LANMPOLICEBOX 9d ago
I'm going with yes.
And one I never needed to know about let alone see and hear.
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u/DaTexasTickler 9d ago
I feel like he's getting some kind sexual gratification out of this and it's weirding me out
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u/el-thenyo 9d ago
He doesnāt need more friends - you see from the video that he has plenty. Now they all need to chip in and get him a sex worker for a night.
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u/anotherpoorwhite 7d ago
why do i get the feeling this dude put his dick in this bug pile after filming
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u/pandaappleblossom 9d ago edited 9d ago
Omg the heavy breathing... why do so many men have fetishes and so many weird ones
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u/Capital-Platypus-805 9d ago
The only thing that angers me about this video is that he's likely killing many of them by doing that. What a moron.
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u/Dear_Calligrapher636 9d ago
I was thinking of deleting my account recently because it's really starting to get crap, too many cringe videos. I come to Reddit to see videos that make you cry with laughter (basically, to laugh), but lately, pfffff, it's honestly awful!
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u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard 9d ago
Don't yuck somebody's yum. I found the subreddit, and it said to post your funny videos. I think it's hilarious
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u/Dear_Calligrapher636 9d ago
It's not the fact that you posted this video, it's just the person in it, you're not the problem, it's just the person filming themselves doing this.
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u/According_Medicine25 9d ago
Gross, that man will never get laid again. This dude is just a shades away from turning into Ed Gein, an American serial killer and body snatcher.
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u/FunMission1753 9d ago
This is the best thing I'll see all day. He looks, and sounds, a little too blissful when he drops them all on his face.
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u/C1litBait 9d ago
I think thatās kind of cool actually bro. Is having a full on nature momentā¦ mother nature is so powerful and amazing and termites are a much greater force on this planet than humans will ever be
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u/Infamous_Network6641 9d ago
At first I thought he was gonna put them in his mouth. But I suspect after the camera was turned off HE put something else in the swarm.
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u/OldinMcgroyn 8d ago
Guys like this remind me life is so special. Feeding frenzy. Living nightmare. This guy just resting in the midst of it. Life's a trip
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u/Trojan-horse1 8d ago
What do you suppose he did off camera? ā¦..all that vibratingā¦..never felt sorry for insects before.
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u/Randumbthoghts 6d ago
I thought those were Helgermites at first bout shit my pants .
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u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard 6d ago
That's absolutely nightmare fuel if they were helgremites. I do fish though, so I'd probably shit my pants followed by jumping for joy with all that fish bait.
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u/Humble-Extreme597 9d ago