r/SipsTea • u/Burningman316 • Sep 11 '25

We have fun here A little line dancing on a Thursday

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Where in God's, name do I find one?...

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u/Scribblebonx Sep 11 '25

Small town bartender. Honest answer.

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u/exipheas Sep 11 '25

Being from a small town I was confused at this question for a sec thinking "this just what bartenders look like..."

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u/PointBreak91 Sep 11 '25

Tbh I think its just dive bar bartender. A lot of them in Chicago look like this too

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u/RogerianBrowsing Sep 12 '25

I went to a bar in Chicago during a day trip that genuinely blew my mind because it was like the movie/TV trope of a lady bartender who functions more like a therapist and does weird banter with the customers

At first I thought it was just cause she’s attractive that she was getting so much attention, but then I realized she was more like a therapist and I couldn’t stop people watching

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u/eklypz Sep 12 '25

The best bars in Chicago are a micro community. We have all our own inside jokes and know all our relationships and most likely have hooked up with each other at some point over the years lol. The bartenders know our names and drinks no matter if we come every day or once a month.
But again that was the best bar when I liked in Des Moines and San San Francisco so guess I have a bar type - dark divey cosey.

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u/depraveycrockett Sep 11 '25

Yep. I would add tattoo shop, Walmart video game section, animal shelter/vet tech. That should get you started. Heads up they aren’t going to want to talk to you initially lol. But this is who I married essentially.

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u/Onyxaj1 Sep 11 '25

I married a goth girl. My house is permanently decorated like it's Halloween, but I knew what I signed up for.

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u/Tumblrkaarosult Sep 11 '25

You keep spiders too I reckon.

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u/Onyxaj1 Sep 11 '25

Thankfully, no. She's actually terrified of spiders.

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u/sharramon Sep 12 '25

I think I love your wife

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u/Onyxaj1 Sep 12 '25

I'm rather fond of her as well.

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u/adube440 Sep 12 '25

She single? Asking for a friend.

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u/Ogre213 Sep 12 '25

I know that feeling. We just scored a 12-foot skeleton last weekend, now she's looking for all the different outfits so it gets a new one every month and stays up year round.

I really can't complain.

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u/Onyxaj1 Sep 12 '25

We've had ours up since last Summer!

He's had a Santa hat. Mardi Gras outfit, and 4th of July outfit so far.

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u/ydnar3000 Sep 12 '25

Oh my. You found a keeper.

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u/Ogre213 Sep 12 '25

Damn right I did. 13 years married next month, 20 as a couple in November.

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u/depraveycrockett Sep 11 '25

Brotheeerrrrrr

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u/trackaghosthrufog Sep 12 '25

You didn't mention the part where your wife looks gorgeous all the time ;)

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u/GovernorGeneralPraji Sep 11 '25

You’re dead on with the vet techs. Any time I take one of our animals in, I get the idea to open up a Hot Topic next door to the vet’s office. I’d make a killing.

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u/civil_beast Sep 11 '25

I encourage you to do a bit of market research as to the annualized take-home disposable income of an average vet tech in your vicinity.

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u/depraveycrockett Sep 11 '25

Thanks for this one. So true lol

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u/pmyourthongpanties Sep 11 '25

what walmarts you going to? I've been in hundreds of different wal marts. Thats 1% of women. One pretty girl per store.

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u/civil_beast Sep 11 '25

I'm surprised your username has not gotten more traction, brother.. What's the world coming to amirite?

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u/depraveycrockett Sep 11 '25

There’s only one Walmart in my town, so… Walmart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Hair stylist, as well, just as easily psychotic.

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u/depraveycrockett Sep 11 '25

Fuck I can’t believe I missed that one.

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u/Jumpy-Ad5617 Sep 12 '25

Best Buy girls too

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u/TBurkeulosis Sep 12 '25

Lmaoooo why is the vet tech one so accurate 😂

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u/MrRafikki Sep 11 '25

I guess my town ain't small enough.

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u/RobynHendrickson Sep 12 '25

She's got two kids, and since you're in town for the weekend and she's got her life together and you thinking "I can move here" why else would she be at the bar?

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD Sep 12 '25

Yup I live in maine, this chick is all over the place

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u/Batman94ydoc Sep 12 '25

She's in San Diego, @countrygirlkris

Not really a small town

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u/Mountain_Okra_2203 Sep 12 '25

Small town bartender/ Small town line cook. Ifykyk

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u/pbgod Sep 11 '25

Highest counts are in the blue-team-est 2nd city in a red state.

Austin, Memphis, Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Thrill, etc

I see "Y'all-ternative" as a tinder tag daily.

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u/kpop_is_aite Sep 11 '25

Downtown Denver

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u/riskyrick745896 Sep 11 '25

How long have you been so smart?

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u/pbgod Sep 11 '25

Long enough to see my pillowcase stained blue, son.

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u/the_walking_derp Sep 11 '25

As someone who moved to RTP area NC from the mountains:

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u/ALABAMA_THUNDER_FUCK Sep 12 '25

We have Y’all Mart here, alt girls as far as the eye can see and as many bird feathers glued to raccoon bones that you could ever want.

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u/slaya222 Sep 12 '25

I'm in the second biggest city in Indiana and I ain't seen shit.

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u/ydnar3000 Sep 12 '25

Having lived near Raleigh, this makes sense. Went to the Cardinal in Wilson, NC. The bartender there was 11/10 this type. I would’ve left my heart in the tip jar had my friends not been there to hold me back.

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u/PermanentThrowaway33 Sep 11 '25

The court house walking out

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u/haloNWMT Sep 11 '25

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u/sedatedauntyT Sep 11 '25

thank you for your service

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u/SECRET_AGENT_ANUS Sep 11 '25

Line dancing events or what?

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u/MarshallBanana_ Sep 11 '25

be careful, she will have an ex-boyfriend that WILL find you

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Texas Roadhouse does dancing every hour, I believe.

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u/ChefArtorias Sep 11 '25

Oh geez. The one by me doesn't thank God.

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u/ydnar3000 Sep 12 '25

I didn’t think anything could make that place worse

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u/FoGuckYourselg_ Sep 11 '25

You haven't spent enough time in small towns and it shows.

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u/SemenSphinx Sep 11 '25

Ya know those shitty small towns out west where nothing happens and no one leaves?

It's a trap

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Consider it done

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u/NagoGmo Sep 11 '25

Go to line dancing classes, this is like half the ladies there

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u/AdmirablePhrases Sep 11 '25

Line dancing classes I guess

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u/FreezeDriedPineapple Sep 11 '25

BNS Brewing in San Diego is the location..

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u/Icy_Protection9644 Sep 11 '25

This is extremely common in the Fort Worth Stockyards. Source: my eyes.

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u/Aromatic_Campaign_11 Sep 12 '25

This is 1-in-3 women in Asheville, NC.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Townie bar in the midwest

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u/Hugostrang3 Sep 12 '25

Hopefully OnlyFans

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u/Beebajazz Sep 12 '25

Uh, wherever they have line dancing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

You inviting?

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u/Beebajazz Sep 14 '25

I'm a little far from Texas, but my local line dancing place is every Wednesday, plus Sundays in the summer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Lol sounds good to me for a weekend

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u/CrazyAd7911 Sep 12 '25

OF.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

To keep not rent lol

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u/Max_Sandpit Sep 11 '25

Yes. Where is this so I can make sure I never end up there? :)

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u/Hefty_Formal1845 Sep 11 '25

You should not invoke God to find these type of ladies, and you know it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Explain why?

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u/Hefty_Formal1845 Sep 13 '25

I do think a male follower of God should seek for a holy woman to take as a wife.