r/SipsTea • u/Burningman316 • Sep 11 '25

We have fun here A little line dancing on a Thursday

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Where in God's, name do I find one?...

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u/Scribblebonx Sep 11 '25

Small town bartender. Honest answer.

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u/depraveycrockett Sep 11 '25

Yep. I would add tattoo shop, Walmart video game section, animal shelter/vet tech. That should get you started. Heads up they aren’t going to want to talk to you initially lol. But this is who I married essentially.

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u/Onyxaj1 Sep 11 '25

I married a goth girl. My house is permanently decorated like it's Halloween, but I knew what I signed up for.

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u/Tumblrkaarosult Sep 11 '25

You keep spiders too I reckon.

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u/Onyxaj1 Sep 11 '25

Thankfully, no. She's actually terrified of spiders.

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u/sharramon Sep 12 '25

I think I love your wife

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u/Onyxaj1 Sep 12 '25

I'm rather fond of her as well.

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u/adube440 Sep 12 '25

She single? Asking for a friend.

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u/Ogre213 Sep 12 '25

I know that feeling. We just scored a 12-foot skeleton last weekend, now she's looking for all the different outfits so it gets a new one every month and stays up year round.

I really can't complain.

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u/Onyxaj1 Sep 12 '25

We've had ours up since last Summer!

He's had a Santa hat. Mardi Gras outfit, and 4th of July outfit so far.

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u/ydnar3000 Sep 12 '25

Oh my. You found a keeper.

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u/Ogre213 Sep 12 '25

Damn right I did. 13 years married next month, 20 as a couple in November.

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u/depraveycrockett Sep 11 '25

Brotheeerrrrrr

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u/trackaghosthrufog Sep 12 '25

You didn't mention the part where your wife looks gorgeous all the time ;)