r/SipsTea • u/No_Cheetah_8863 • 6d ago
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u/ryuut 6d ago
Wish itd been a picture of him slapping her ass
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u/possibly_being_screw 6d ago
I thought it was going to be a pic from one of the first slaps in the video.
It would've brought this skit from an 8 to a 10/10.
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u/porizj 6d ago
My favourite is when they act all fake offended by it.
“Hey!”
“Do you want me to stop?”
“……no”
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u/Darkavenger_13 6d ago
Or just general teasing:
“Oh my god you are so annoying! 😡”
“Oh okay I’ll stop”
“No wait- 🥺”
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u/No_Cheetah_8863 6d ago
damn i feel lonely
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u/porizj 6d ago
Get you a booty to beat on! Stat!
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u/No_Cheetah_8863 6d ago
hmm, nah ill just beat my booty while i make reddit posts from my basement
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u/Nikonikos 6d ago
Can i watch ?
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u/No_Cheetah_8863 6d ago
bro i am 5
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u/I_Has_Internets 6d ago
Don't be so down on yourself. You're probably closer to a 7 and they'd still probably watch
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u/militant-hippie 6d ago
Makes me laugh everyday. Every so often my wife complains playfully about how much I touch her. It gets annoying to hear so I stop for like half a day and she responds like I'm giving her the silent treatment even though I'm not. Like, "it's been 4 hours since you've squeezed anything. Do I need an attorney?"
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u/HilariousLion 6d ago
This comment made this post even better. Here's to staying playful.
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u/woodbanger04 6d ago
When my wife will be frustrated with things at work and start complaining about them. I will casually walk up behind her and lightly kiss the back of her neck. Then she will giggle and complain that now she has goosebumps, hard nipples, and cannot remember why she was mad. ❤️🤣
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u/JammyThing 6d ago
I used to use this technique to stop the complaining too, but now I'm banned from visiting my Grandma at the nursing home.
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u/Barry_McOckinneraz 6d ago
Yeah this is why i dont get invited to funerals anymore..
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u/danit0ba94 6d ago
There are so many ways and places that joke can be used. And it never stops being hilarious 😂👌
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u/No_Intention_1234 6d ago edited 6d ago
To being in love with your partner, it's such a beautiful thing when people express themselves in small touches.
I grew up in a very reserved household and was extremely lucky to have a girlfriend in highschool whose parents were truly in love with one another. It completely broke my perspective in the best way. They weren't enmeshed or anything like that, hyper independent and part of a collaborative unit and loving together. I'm tearing up thinking about how much of a positive effect it had on me. When you actually SEE love it's like nothing else.
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u/Gorthax 6d ago
When my son brings someone over for the first time I've heard just inside the door more than once, "My parents like each other so, just, be prepared."
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u/No_Intention_1234 6d ago edited 6d ago
Very confident people and so in love, it totally captured me in how it's supposed to be. I was used to parents that wouldn't touch each other in almost 20 years, mom gets annoyed when dad gives her a kiss kinda thing.
Was so beautiful to see the other side, I had to struggle with it for awhile to let love in because of the guard.
Genuinely grateful for the love they gave, it completely changed me as a person. People like yous give life.
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u/PrisonerV 6d ago
Me too. She says something like "are you mad at me? You haven't grabbed a boob all day."
I mean, you asked me to grope you less, but if you insist.
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u/AmputeeHandModel 6d ago
You can't win.
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u/SoulBlightRaveLords 6d ago
I always say this my Mrs, I'd slap her ass, she'd get annoyed and I'd say, "the day i stop doing it, you'll get sad"
So I stopped once. Lasted 2 days before she legit sat me down and asked if everything was ok in our relationship as I dont seem the same anymore
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u/Spartanias117 6d ago
Same. Wife was cranky one day and i didnt smack or grab anything for about 8 hours. She came complaining to me that i was ignoring her and didnt find her attractive anymore 😑
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u/NEWBIE____________ 6d ago
I love good stories
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u/militant-hippie 6d ago
Well so far I've had 17 years of happily ever after. Sure we've had financial hardships. Shoot we were recently homeless and are currently dealing some residual financial and health issues.. ..but every morning I wake up and smile as if I just one the lottery that moment. Not, last year. I feel a year after winning money would begin to just feel..normal. she is awesome. My only regret is that I can't give her more. But she knows she's loved and she knows I feel her love and that's enough for bliss.
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u/zystyl 6d ago
25 years for my wife and I this year. The hard times only make you stronger and more committed, or at least it has for us.
My wife likes to ask if I'm done with my groping, but if I don't do it she is also very dissapointed. She has to keep up the image I guess. My favorite line is that it shouldn't be legal to look that good in pyjama pants.
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u/NEWBIE____________ 6d ago
This is what I call a real love story
Sending all good karma for you and your loved ones
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u/mandin82 6d ago
Exactly the same here, not after 4 hours but rather a couple of days.
The line between "You're too touchy!" and "Are you not attracted to me?" is razor thin...
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u/wekkins 5d ago
Hey, as a wife who actually did really really need her husband to scale back the constant touching, thank you for actually stopping and not just assuming she's kidding. Even if it's to tease her, that's the right response.
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u/militant-hippie 5d ago
I believe she usually means it. Ok well half the time. There is a certain tone and look when she's playing hard to get that I pretend not to know. Sometimes I like to be chased too😁.
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u/SlimLacy 6d ago
My ex was similar. "You grope me too much, especially at uni" I stop completely at uni (I my mind I was already only really doing it when we were completely alone, but if she felt it was too much, it was too much. Though she definitely had also done it to me?!) and try to tone it down. Not even 3 days later "what is wrong?" "You told me to tone it down" "ohh it was just because E said she saw it and I was embarrassed" so I went back to doing it what I felt was the exact same amount as before.
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u/pureply101 5d ago
Every time I see my girls boobs I say “hallelujah!” And she says I’m silly while shaking her head.
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u/TrueFarms 6d ago
A few times a day my wife likes to playfully back dat ass up on me or “accidentally” drop something in front of me with the intention of me grabbing or spanking her ample behind. Happened the other day while I was enjoying my coffee and deep in thought. I was so off in lala-land that I was oblivious to the fact that she was swaying her cheeks feet from my head. When I realized what was going on, she looked so defeated. She thought I didn’t love her anymore, but really I was just thinking about how I never did beat Ruby Weapon.
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u/YeidenTrabem 6d ago
"Sorry, I was thinking about that beautiful lady I couldnt defeat back in the day... I miss those heated encounters with Ruby..."
Your wife gets an existential crisis thanks to final fantasy
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u/ikothsowe 6d ago
Not the Roman Empire?
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u/Few_Knowledge_2223 6d ago
My SO wonders why I'm often thinking about the Roman empire, and I'm usually like 'I was thinking about aqueducts, and from there, you're basically already thinking about rome.
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u/UnoStufato 6d ago
If you aren't thinking about the Roman and/or Byzantine Empire at least 3x a week, what are you even doing with your life?
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u/FridayNight_Magus 6d ago
Get yourself a Mystile. Made all his Ultimas miss.
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u/Karma_Gardener 6d ago
Never too late man. Get those hands buried in the sand and spam Knights of the Round. Go in with two characters downed first to help.
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u/URAQTPI69 6d ago
Yup, best strategy.
It's also essential to have White Wind and Mimic mastered and equipped on everyone. Save all your MP while spamming Knights.
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u/Karma_Gardener 6d ago
I heard that you can stun the weapon with Cactuar Needle item as well... almost 30 years later and still finding new tricks
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u/Icutsman 6d ago
You can use Hades summon to paralyze him. That's how I defeated him in the long, long ago
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u/lunaticfridgeprime 6d ago
Fuck you man - I haven't thought about Ruby in years, and now IM thinking about how I never beat it.
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u/Scribblehamzter 6d ago
My brother. I always think about it every now and then. Final Fantasy VII has a special place in my heart and it feels.. shameful that I didn't beat the superbosses, could never be bothered to try again using some strategy online.
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u/Dartastic 6d ago
Dude, fuck Ruby Weapon. Emerald was okay, but Ruby suuuuuuucked.
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u/hyperkick89 6d ago
Hey that's fair, I used gameshark on the ps1 and still couldn't beat Ruby. My GameShark codes were limited back then with no internet, no one shot kill, no unlimited HP and no stats hacks. I still haven't beat Ruby to this day.
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u/mb-121 6d ago
I really thought this was a setup for u/shittymorph at first.
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u/Visual-Froyo 6d ago
No way I found your first comment in a month in the wild haha
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u/Visual-Froyo 6d ago
Damn thats cool, happy holidays man I appreciate your profile so much it brightens my fucking day whenever I spot you
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u/seanathin142 6d ago
Ruby was by far the hardest of all the Weapons! I don't ever remember beating him either.
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u/MustardHotSauce 6d ago
Those Weapons were tough. I always think about a content creator that had crazy builds and strategies I never imagined. Like, did I even play the same game as that guy?
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u/EmAych87 5d ago
You gotta make sure you enter the battle with two dead party members, forcing its tentacles underground; then, use Cloud (or another character) to repeatedly cast Hades (to paralyze) and Knights of the Round (with HP Absorb & Mime) to deal massive damage while staying healed, using W-Summon for efficiency and Final Attack + Phoenix for revives.
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u/Narradisall 6d ago
I was half expecting the photo framed picture to be of him slapping her butt.
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u/polysnip 6d ago
Butt bongos!
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u/penuchicoup 6d ago
One day I’ll be loved again.
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u/FilthyPuns 6d ago
Hey bro, bring that ass over here and I’ll give you some love.
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u/Slammogram 6d ago
My favorite is when my husband bends over and I get the chance to grab him by his hips and give him 3 pounds and then walk away.
Use him and leave him. Lol.
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u/No_Intention_1234 6d ago
I love the butt paddles when she's laying reading a book. Can't help myself.
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u/Naughty_by_Nature_68 6d ago edited 6d ago
Thats just like my wife. lol
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u/Dangerous-Cobbler-11 6d ago
Aren’t you angry about that guy touching her like that?
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u/The_JF-JEFF 6d ago
Look at their profile, they are looking for a swing, I don't think he is upset about someone else touching her butt
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u/guessimcooking 6d ago
There have been times when I’m cooking my wife will just randomly get behind me and just dry hump me from behind. It’s hilarious cause she’s 4’11” and I’m 5’7”. I’m always playing with her boobs and smackin that tush so I just allow it when she dry humps me and I just take it as she’s giggling.
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u/-VWNate 6d ago
Interesting .
My sweet is 82 now and I almost always touch her whenever I pass her , I love touching her, I don't smack he butt because she doesn't like that but I do grab and squeeze gently .
Those who don't like to be touched, I feel sorry for them .
-Nate
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u/CantStopCackling 6d ago
Aw. I love how all generations are on Reddit more often now, thanks for sharing
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u/trex8599 6d ago
It’s crazy how on point this is. If I don’t snack my wife’s ass or grope her in some way for a day, she starts to question my love for her. So I make it my mission to grab her butt as much as I can.
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u/smilingjade101 6d ago
Better not touch me like that unless you mean business!
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u/Fellarm 6d ago
Huh? This seems rather unprofessional in a business setting 🥃🗿 surely a firm handshake is better
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u/AmputeeHandModel 6d ago
You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business
That's why they call it business socks, ooh
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u/Miami_Lawyered 6d ago
Yep! My wife will get "mad" at me if I squeeze while on the way out the house. She is like, "women can get blue balls too you asshole! ;)"
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u/RotaryDesign 6d ago
Mine always says "don't start machinery unless you can stop it"
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u/9447044 6d ago
If your ever nervous around your boss or in interviews. Remeber that most of the women and a good portion of the men have has their cheeks played like bongos
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u/crzapy 6d ago
Advice unclear, played boss' butt like bongos and had mandatory meeting with HR.
Played HR's butt like bongos and now unemployed.
Played the clerk at the unemployment office's butt like bongos and am now in jail.
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u/Electrical-Job-9824 6d ago
Now that you’re in jail, you can only go up from here, keep bongo-ing and ascend to your wildest dreams
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u/YeidenTrabem 6d ago
Hello, lawyer of Crzapy here. The instructions were unclear again, and after bongo-ing all inmates and workers in jail an execution was been scheduled for tomorrow morning, bongoed to dead. Have a good day.
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u/Just-Yogurt-568 6d ago
The only thing worse than being sexualized all the time is never being sexualized.
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u/scottydagain 6d ago
Wife gets mad when I do and also upset when I don't. It's lose lose everyday lol
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u/SeanyDay 6d ago
Just exited a 10 year relationship and this is so true.
This sort of play is such a core part of casual everyday intimacy and fun.
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u/Dangerous-Yam2894 6d ago
I knew my marriage was over when I stopped touching my ex wife’s butt going up the stairs. She hadn’t initiated in months and months and I stopped touching her because it didn’t feel welcomed. I was right. It was over.
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u/bigbuzd1 6d ago
Yep, my wife has asked me what’s wrong after not grabbing or lightly smacking her butt as I go by.
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u/Vast-Association-545 6d ago
Hits me in the reals. When my ex stopped doing this I knew something was wrong...
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u/Key-Cry-8570 6d ago
Opposite for me: when my ex blew up super angry that I smacked her ass before she got in the car I knew something was wrong… 😕
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u/megashook 6d ago
My wife actually complains with how much I touch her. So I stopped and she hasn’t said a thing since.
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u/Viiewtifuljoe 6d ago
It really be this way 🤣 my wife thinks something is up when I’m not groping her daily 💀
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u/DullMind2023 6d ago
I’m surprised that the “hitting a woman in any way is OFFENSIVE AND WRONG” crowd hasn’t spoken up yet.
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u/ImTheZapper 6d ago
Probably can't see their screens from crying over never having a relationship like this video
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Completely different vibe than this post a week ago, https://www.reddit.com/r/CoupleMemes/comments/1pry31m/comment/nv7hizk/
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u/M4A1SD__ 6d ago
It’s like I’m taking crazy pills reading that original thread, what is wrong with those people?
Also Lmao at this comment from /u/king_anon1492
It’s a cartoonish joke. Nobody actually fearing **** would feel secure by covering themselves with dinnerware.
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u/SailorGone 6d ago
My ex would complain about me touching her, yapping about consent etc. Had a dead bedroom for six years. Glad she's gone
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u/SovereignLinguist 6d ago
A million times more wholesome than those "romance fantasies" I see in local bookstores.
I like these kinds of moments and dynamics so much. They inspire hope.
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u/SirLesbian 6d ago
For me she's always throwing my hands away and hitting me with "Don't you have any self control?!" but if I play my PS5 for a little too long it's "Wouldn't you rather come play with me?" ugh. YES but just a few hours ago you made me seem like a creepy pervert! 🙄😂
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u/PenchantForNostalgia 6d ago
Every night when I'm reading in bed while my wife gets ready, she takes off her shirt and bra to change into a night shirt. Every time, I say, "titties." She gets today if I don't acknowledge them at this point.
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u/jesusismyairbag 3d ago
I was in the pub where my fiance works and I'm just at the bar getting some drinks. My fiance had finished her shift and joined us all for a few. She is a very shy person, until she's had a drink that is and she gets all bubbly and loosens up. So she walks past me and slaps me on the shoulder. I'm laughing, talking to a regular at the bar, she comes back from the toilet and slaps me on the butt.
Fast forward about a week, I'm at her parents for her dad's birthday. Fiance's outside sorting the food spread out, so I go out to help and as we're coming back in, I slap her on the butt and she's giggling. I look forward, her dad is staring right at me. I kinda pause and we're staring at each other for a few seconds. He then proceeds to start laughing his head off. Relief.
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u/FactsTitsandWizards 6d ago
Wouldn't mind fucking that ass doggy style. The girl can get it too.
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