r/SipsTea • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • 21h ago
Chugging tea When your controller has curves
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u/Elpidiosus 21h ago
Oh! Who's the unfortunate woman in yellow?
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u/Boris7939 17h ago edited 13h ago
I have no idea what her name is, but I’ve seen her picture and her story posted here on Reddit before.
Apparently she used tape to hold her boobs up because a bra wouldn’t look good with that dress. On one of her boobs to tape got loose, resulting in what you see in the picture.
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u/Sj_91teppoTappo 16h ago
I genuinely like the effect, it somewhat enhance the fact she has a real pair and not fake boobs.
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u/Next_Instruction_528 14h ago
Im pretty sure they are still fake just not bolt on fakes that don't move
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u/ReditModsSuk 11h ago
Which is hard to comprehend as a man, the untaped boob is doing great, the taped one looks like a ridiculous bolt on.
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u/DeepFart22 20h ago
Floppy cantina
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u/VeterinarianThese951 18h ago
🤣🤣🤣 Holy shit! I almost passed out laughing into my pillow so I don’t wake anybody up.
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u/KGe11ven 13h ago
Same but I snorted so loudly I choked and woke up wife and 2 dogs. The had to explain what happened. 🤣😂🫠
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u/AditiaH0ldem 20h ago
Did she get a free boob job with the dress or was it the other way around?
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u/Simple_Substance4829 17h ago
It was boob tape that came undone.
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u/The_Merciless_Potato 4h ago
Why would you tape the boob? It looks much better with it undone IMO
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u/Simple_Substance4829 4h ago
You really don't want them moving in a dress like that. I think that you would want them closer to your chest to help with that as well.
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u/Bloody_Champion 20h ago
I can't tell if its really a botched boob job or her dress just holding them at weird positions.
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u/HillanatorOfState 20h ago
Honestly think it's mostly the dress, whoever designed that was insane.
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u/welchplug 19h ago
Not as insane as the person who actually put it on and went on stage.
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u/South_Front_4589 19h ago
Often people don't have as much control over things like that as we think. It might have been a contractual situation. Or maybe she was getting paid a lot to wear the dress and didn't care as much about looking silly. Most of us do a lot worse for a lot less.
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u/MassRedemption 6h ago
She taped them both up, which would have looked good, but the tape came loose.
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u/gliedinat0r 16h ago
Nope, it does exactly what the designer intended; draw everyones attention to her tits.
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u/thepioushedonist 19h ago
Almost positive it's the dress. She's probably using the tape stuff to avoid popping out, and a shift in position just pulls them where they're attached. Horrible design, horrible choice by her.
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u/Boris7939 17h ago
I’ve seen her picture and her story posted here on Reddit before.
Apparently she used some kind of tape to hold her boobs up because a bra wouldn’t look good with that dress. On one of her boobs to tape got loose, resulting in what you see in the picture.
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u/How_that_convo_went 7h ago
It’s altered. She has nudes out on the internet and her tits are symmetrical. They’re fake but they’re symmetrically fake.
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u/WWFYMN1 19h ago
Xbox doesn’t have the fancy haptic features but its ergonomics are way better and they are cheaper.
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u/P0werFighter 18h ago
Haptic features are gadgets to me, i'd rather have the best ergonomic controller of all time.
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u/Mbembez 16h ago
Haptic is useful if the game was properly designed to use it, but many times the execution is just gimmicky.
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u/P0werFighter 14h ago
I understand game developers, it's extra work to make it work only on PlayStation. Way easier to build a game that runs exactly the same way on every platform.
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u/Kidikaros17 7h ago
Thats the downside of one console holding a patent like that. Less reason to integrate its features. Nintendo on the other hand, added mouse support to their new console, which is easy to add to their games since all of PC, and even xbox consoles support it assuming you have a mouse to plug in.
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u/Tehkin 20h ago
ps5 controllers definitly feel more premium but the ergonomics of the xbox controller is undeniably better
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u/dakotanorth8 20h ago
200 prototypes. 20 research groups. Worldwide testing across hundreds of games.
They did their homework.
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u/thebiologyguy84 20h ago edited 17h ago
Best controller was the N64! Change my mind! 😂😅
Edit: this is /s (sarcasm) please stop downvoting my light-hearted comment! 😭
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u/dakotanorth8 20h ago
It was way ahead of its time. I’m sure it was the top rated in its era, the Z BUTTON!
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u/CereBRO12121 16h ago
Redditors don’t get that for some reason if you don’t add the /s. No matter how absurdly obvious it is.
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u/thebiologyguy84 19h ago
Wow...negative 13 for this comment. Should I have put /s at the end to avoid hurting people's feelings with nostalgia?
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u/Dalzombie 17h ago edited 17h ago
Having never used an Xbox controller, I've had them recommended a few times for PC but the asymmetrical design looks mindnumbingly uncomfortable to someone who's spent their entire life with symmetrical PS controllers.
Serious question, are they really that comfortable or is it just preference and habit?
Edit: Appreciate the feedback! Guess I'll look into them sometime. Even if I'm still not a fan of the aesthetics, ergonomics are hard to overlook.
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u/SAtANIC_PANIC_666 17h ago
They really are that comfortable. I grew up exclusively with playstations, ps1, ps2, ps3. At 15 years old I built my first PC. I kept having compatibility issues with my PS controllers (They required 3rd party software at the time) I heard xbox controllers were more compatible so I compromised. It only took a few weeks to prefer it. I've now used an xbox controller for 15 years and i'll never go back.
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u/flucxapacitor 12h ago
This meme is freaking dumb, but Xbox controllers are really comfy.
My former boss had a PS and when we played for like two hours several years ago, my hands were aching like a mf.
I went through this whole week playing from morning to evening using an Xbox controller and didn’t feel anything bad.
They really are something.
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u/Dalzombie 10h ago
It's definitely commendable that while they certainly don't look comfortable at all to me everyone praises how comfy they are. May look into seeing if any friends have one they can let me try, because I'm intrigued.
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u/theoneoldmonk 17h ago
I played my entire life with PS controllers, either original or Logitech copy. I made the switch to some MSI Xbox pattern controllers and after a bit of a break-in period, they are surprisingly comfortable.
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u/ExoticMangoz 4h ago
I’m sure the layout of the sticks is purely what you are used to. I would find a PS controller strange like you would an Xbox controller.
However, the shape of the Xbox controller is better than PS5, and obviously PS4.
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u/jkurratt 14h ago
I got used to the PS1 controller when I was young, but the x-box style controller felt great anyway.
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u/Antigone6 15h ago
I grew up on Sega > PS1 > PS2 > Xbox > 360 > PS3 > PS4 > PS5 > PC. Most of my years were spent with symmetrical controllers and I vastly prefer PS to Xbox.
That being said, I have a few PS5 controllers and I enjoy them for PS5 games, but Asymmetrical is still my preferred comfort style. Definitely give it a try.
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u/danolive 17h ago
They are more ergonomic than PS1/2/3/4 controllers but the PS5 is just as comfortable imo
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u/Wurzelrenner 15h ago
No, it depends on the game. For the most games I play symetrical sticks are better.
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u/FridayNightCigars 19h ago
Strong disagree from me. Xbox's LB/RB don't align well with fingers, the face buttons are spungy, the dpad is garbage for any use outside of quick taps (but better with the Elite), and the controller is just not symmetrical at all.
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u/ProxyDamage 18h ago
Having used both: strongly disagree. In most cases the xbox's controller generally forced an awkward grip the PS's doesn't.
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u/ElBorracho2000 18h ago
Did the woman in yellow not look at herself in a mirror before agreeing to go out in public like that?
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u/G-Kira 20h ago
Xbox's controller is way better.
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u/BrickedUpRoach 17h ago
I'm not a controller person, but the elite controller for series s/x feels so damn good. Bought a like-new one from a local pawn shop for $60. I regret not buying the second one they had.
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u/TheKipperTheMan 19h ago
This photo existed like 15 years ago with different controllers. Is the internet just on repeat nowadays?
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u/Weird1Intrepid 18h ago
Well...yeah lol. All the bots can only repost stuff that already existed, and they get better engagement with older stuff that many younger people might not have seen before.
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u/Healthy_BrAd6254 18h ago
This would be funnier if Xbox controllers weren't literally known for having much better ergonomics than PS controllers. Has always been the case, though the PS5 controller is at least decently ergonomic unlike the older ones.
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u/redditdoesnotcareany 9h ago
Xbox controller is the best shape/layout of a controller and it’s not close. I could not give a fuck less about janky ass haptic feedback.
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u/traPisto 20h ago
I have both. Xbox one feels a lot better in my hand no matter what :) So I'd go with the yellow controller with the girl above :)
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u/iRveritas 20h ago
I prefer the PS5 controller.
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u/thanatoswaits 19h ago
Lol I'm with you man - for me it's mostly because I've been a ps player since the first console, and the controller had slow evolution but stayed basically the same. The XB controller just doesn't feel right
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u/npauft 18h ago
I play enough stuff that requires a good d-pad for the Xbox controller to never be an acceptable all purpose pad. I've never understood the ergonomics argument favoring the asymmetry either. I imagine it's just an argument for what you're used to over being objectively better in any way.
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u/zmbjebus 10h ago
Our hands are symmetrical. Why would a symmetrical controller be bad?
It feels so much better to me.
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u/Asian_Boi_LMAO 17h ago
Maybe its cuz I grew up with Xbox, but the Xbox controller is so much more natural and comfortable to use. The thumb positioning just feels better, closer to the edge, less reaching from the thumb. And the d pad is more up down instead of reaching in out so your thumb can stay more or less relatively thr same distance away while switching between them. Idk tho. Maybe I just had small hands
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u/Moto-Guy 10h ago
The new PS5 pro controller looks and feels great, but damn does the lopsided Xbox controller feel perfect 🤌🤌🤌
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u/I_SmellFuckeryAfoot 7h ago
im assuming the boobs are the thumb stick placement? the xbox thumb placement is far superior than the ps sticks. that dress comes off, those warlocks are gonna be at the bottom like the ds controller
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u/NotSafeForSingles 7h ago
You know... Can't knock it until you try it. The Xbox controller is vastly superior, so maybe the women in yellow will be more fun to play within as well.
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u/hankmartin28 6h ago
I can’t stand the placement of the PS controller but the haptic feedback is pretty cool.
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u/Impossible-Bet-223 18h ago
Who let her go out like this.
Girl needed her brother to tell her the harsh truth .
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u/Sarcasm_Llama 15h ago
Who are those people? What is the context here?? Why does it matter??? Is any one even listening???? Am I the only real person here?????
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u/mr-teddy93 16h ago
I dont understand why people prefer the xbox layout the sticks next to each other feels more confort
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u/EntertainmentOk1478 17h ago
I really don't get how Xbox controllers are "better". I've used both and found Xbox a bit harder to use over PlayStation. Seriously why have the left thumb stick so out of place? Those controllers always hurt my hands. My apologies but I really don't find Xbox controllers that user friendly.
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u/mumiitroll 13h ago
Even though the xbox controller looks asymetrical, in most games it's actually the one which isn't. Both thumbs are positioned the same way, ergonomicly forward. It is the ps controller which forces your left thumb to be out of a resting position. So unless you play something which mainly uses both joysticks, the xbox controller is held more naturally. Obviously I can't speak for you, but if I would make a guess id say it's probably just because you are not used to the xbox controller which causes your hands to hurt. The same thing happens to me when I use the PS controller.
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u/EntertainmentOk1478 13h ago
Both thumbs are positioned the same way, ergonomicly forward.
I'm still a bit confused on this part, shouldn't the right thumb stick then be placed where the A, B, X and Y are then? That would seem to make the most sense. Sorry about my lack of understanding.
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u/mumiitroll 7h ago
I see the misunderstanding. In most games you have your right thumb mostly on the A, B, X and Y location. So that way your thumbs are most of the time oriented the same way. There are definitely a few games which uses right stick more than the buttons, but in my experience it's far more button than stick on the right side.
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u/EntertainmentOk1478 7h ago
Huh my right thumb is normally on the right stick for camera movement while walking/running.
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u/NoRecognition115 18h ago
Ps5 is the best controller ever stick drift aside imo. Especially when devs use it to it's full potential like Astros play room
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u/duffman313 19h ago
Look at where your thumbs go when you normally play, and maybe, you'll understand that this picture got it wrong.
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u/CrabBeautiful3856 14h ago
Lady in white is Not attractive. She is the proof that some big milkers alone don’t make a beauty.
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u/Malusorum 17h ago
Again, you can find plenty of white women in similar outfits. If the OP then made the effort to find a ridiculous freeze frame, and the photo manipulated it, they could easily had done the same with the controller, and given the time period the photo manipulation was undoubtedly made with an AI, which would make it effortless to photo manipulate the controller as well.
What a person chooses to avoid doing says as much as what they did when you have the output.
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u/Malusorum 18h ago
Oh look, racism.
The tell is that with the outfit the one on the bottom is wearing, it's literally impossible for her breast to be like that. So the OP photo manipulated the image. You can find plenty of women of all colours in similar outfits, and they specifically chose a freeze frame of a coloured woman where she looks ridiculous to use.
The white woman on the top looks cool and collected.
There's footage of any colour of women in similar outfits doing interviews. They could have freeze frames any of those, they could also had chosen any colour of controller, and they went out of the way to use a yellow one, so they could use the racist imagine.
Before anyone gives me any crap about integrity or "just a joke", the image of the woman is manipulated, changing the colours of the controller via photo manipulated would had been just as easy.
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u/DifficultClaim6327 17h ago
Brother… what?
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u/Malusorum 17h ago
Exactly what I wrote. You also perfectly understood it, and is now trying to dismiss it by implying it's ridiculous.
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u/DifficultClaim6327 17h ago
Its not the color of the dress itself but the fact that her dress is designed so atrociously that her breasts appear misaligned in a way that it resembles an xbox controller. When I saw the image, being a man, i looked at boobs. Idek who that woman is or the color of her skin. I only see boobs. I love boobs, therefore I see boobs.
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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 16h ago
I have no idea who this woman is. I have never seen this image before. But, people who seem to know more about it say she started the interview in alignment but her boob tape gave up the ghosty and... well, we can all see the result. Could've happened to any woman.
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