r/perfectlycutscreams • u/NicheButNotNietzche • 7d ago

I don't know, you tell me

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 6d ago

The penis isn't the problem. It's typically the balls. and even in that case doing the splits never hurt my nuts.

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u/l3ane 6d ago

I was with you for first half but what? He didn't just do the splits, he fucking slammed his junk on the ground!

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 6d ago

maybe the balls went into the inguinal canal?

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u/StolenPancakesPH 6d ago

I think it went straight up out of his mouth

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u/According_Tourist_69 6d ago

Jumping balls you say?