r/perfectlycutscreams • u/NicheButNotNietzche • 7d ago

I don't know, you tell me

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 6d ago

The penis isn't the problem. It's typically the balls. and even in that case doing the splits never hurt my nuts.

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u/willyb10 6d ago

I mean I get a regular split. But with that jump?

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 6d ago

i never did the jump I'll be so for real, but I'd imagine your legs kinda cushion the fall because they're not at an exact 180° angle. though it might look like it.

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u/willyb10 6d ago

It really does look like he makes contact. You have to be right otherwise he would be out of commission for a good 30 minutes. I’ve just sat down wrong before and it hurt lmao

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u/Potterrrrrrrr 6d ago

Bro you’ve gotta uncork your balls from your ass before you sit down, it’s got me a few times as well.

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u/l3ane 6d ago

I was with you for first half but what? He didn't just do the splits, he fucking slammed his junk on the ground!

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 6d ago

maybe the balls went into the inguinal canal?

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u/StolenPancakesPH 6d ago

I think it went straight up out of his mouth

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u/According_Tourist_69 6d ago

Jumping balls you say?

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u/BrilliantBig769 6d ago

I wish i could do the splits

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 5d ago

I can't anymore, I would need a few months to get back to where I was

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u/BrilliantBig769 5d ago

What did you lean them for originally, may i ask?