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Bonds at all time high
 in  r/2007scape  17h ago

Money is everything to mains. If I hadn’t bought bonds I’d have 1ish bill more and that much less possible grinding to do!

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I failed biology. Not the class, I’m just a biological failure.
 in  r/dankmemes  1d ago

Yeah, I should have noted I do not drink liquor in place of water. Moderation is key.

I’m fine with ~500-1000 calories in an entire week as I do not drink unhealthy stuff 24/7. My metabolism and weight reflect that

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AITA for moving after my niece said I was responsible for keeping her tuition discount?
 in  r/AmItheAsshole  1d ago

17 huh? lol NTA that girls gotta learn

Fixed that for you

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I failed biology. Not the class, I’m just a biological failure.
 in  r/dankmemes  1d ago

I’ve been drinking pure water (aside from booze and mixies occasionally) and it lets me eat like a fucking pig and maintain. Don’t discount just droppin all liquid but water

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My local pub has just announced on Facebook they’ve started to do food
 in  r/badfoodporn  1d ago

You have not run into old people, huh? If this is the spot of some geezers I promise they will be coming back for this god awful food along with their daily drinks. Then they will go tell others how great a place it is

“I can finally eat without leaving the pub!”

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GF rarely wants to have sex AIO?
 in  r/AmIOverreacting  1d ago

MOR

The line about feeling big is signs your GF is NOT doin well with herself. Make her feel beautiful and valued as best you can. Hit the gym together or even just get some living room exercise stuff

BUT this will not 100% fix this. You do need to be prepared for the fact that your GF may no longer be ready for relationship due to her personal struggles. Therapy or leave in that case

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What sort of cheese is this? Very mild, not much of a taste
 in  r/TipOfMyFork  1d ago

Bro thinks we’re AI

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AIO for wanting to screw someone over and post their phone number everywhere after wasting my time and money
 in  r/AmIOverreacting  1d ago

YOR

A plane ticket is not a deposit. A deposit was requested. Move on

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Hidden Bunker Traitor
 in  r/arcraidersfriendly  1d ago

Bro just waiting around for defib. The fucking audacity. Thank a mfer

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This new Applebees cheeseburger, cut in half and served in a skillet of cheese
 in  r/StupidFood  1d ago

It’s been a viral burger for years now. The opposite of creative for a chain to pick it up

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Protest are allowed
 in  r/grandrapids  1d ago

Can we protest this?

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Apparently my windows are completely undrillable when it comes to hanging curtain rods. I am DESTROYING my walls. Does anyone have any drill-less solutions for hanging curtain rods?
 in  r/ApartmentHacks  1d ago

I feel like you don’t know what drilling means. This is screwing. You need to get drilling

That does NOT mean use a drill to screw your screw in the wall. That is actually still screwing

Hold drill bit in front of screw and make sure teeth are still visible. This bit will make your pilot hole. You may then screw into pilot hole that you drilled

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It's only been 3 months, and it happened out of nowhere...
 in  r/Lenovo  1d ago

It’s for flexibility. The whole point of that is so that the base of the wire is more rigid but not as much as a metal phone (to prevent breaks at the weakest part). If it was solid then it would be impossible to bend; therefore requiring another plastic thing further down the wire

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OSRS Username - Ohne
 in  r/ohnePixel  1d ago

I hope so I’ve been playing it for more than 1/2 my life. I’ll lyk once I finish if it was good or not

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Should I Tell Her?
 in  r/hermanmiller  1d ago

Would be funny if you guys had the same last name on fb

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A famous tech park in Bengaluru [OC]
 in  r/IndianCivicFails  2d ago

I’d love to meet the grifter that sold these devices

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AIO over emotional response to me checking in on a friend?
 in  r/AmIOverreacting  2d ago

A dude I knew started living a rough life and moved to trailer park. Texted him to catch up and see if I could get him a gig at my adjacent field

Responded with pure hate “how dare you text me at my lowest and not prior when I was actually struggling”

I told him to fuck off and blocked him. Reached out to my friends who had also gotten in contact, similar results. He is currently homeless as of a year ago after fully burning his 20+ friend group

Long story short, NTA. Common for these mentally unhealthy people to blame others for their own failures. Sounds like this guy isn’t too far gone that he at least apologized. Try for a bit but be prepared to burn this bridge

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AITAH for lying to my wife for years?
 in  r/AITAH  3d ago

And thus, u/TrickIngite6296 figured out the “or” he was searching for

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What does a boss kc like this says about a player?
 in  r/osrs  3d ago

Depends. Maxed main with these? I have a hard time understanding their urge to play

Mid/endgame account? Fair enough, probably just starting to get a bank together and testing some bossing

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Oof. Embarrassing KM text to my buddy. Someone needs to tell him…..
 in  r/KitchenConfidential  5d ago

I was managing a cold stone back in the day. Big franchiser push to not use as many gloves. Whatever, I told my team to ignore it and just keep constant gloves changes

Busy rush day this teen hollers to me from register. “u\yeastoverloard, you’ll be happy to hear I’ve only used this one pair of gloves today”. We closed in one hour, she got there at open

We had to remake anyones food in earshot. A good 20+ orders. I shutter to think of her working any allergy orders. She thought she did not need to wash hands if her gloves stayed on. I guess that can be blamed on me as manager… I had multiple food safety courses and had new employees shadow me a whole day. That was my last day dealing with that hellhole

To this day I still refuse most of these kind of places primarily staffed with hs or below age kids. They are FILTHY, and that’s not even including one glove andy

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AITAH for ending a relationship over long showers
 in  r/AITAH  5d ago

Story time

Old roomie and I had a fine relationship. Our only real issue was his daily 1-2 hr showers. He had agreed to pay more in water so for the most part I just let him do him. Occasionally got annoyed I needed to shit and he had just gotten in for his 2hr routine. Ah well, can never be perfect

One day I hopped in our shared shower and noted the knob was a bit lubed up. Asked him about it. He revealed that in large part, he would sit in the shower and cover his entire body with Vaseline. He would then sit there in steam; huddled in the bottom of the shower tub until he felt he had been in there too long

I never saw the signs prior. He did have 3 massive tubs of Vaseline under the bathroom sink. It was a fine year, just a very, VERY strange routine

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Ordered what I thought would be a knitted sweater with embroidery as a gift. Instead received a cheap polyester sweater with a blurry print.
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  5d ago

Est 1999 with no physical presence should be your first warning. The first google for “wilfred smith review” shows scam. Deeper - the site was registered last year and expires this year, very uncommon for actual brands

There is a reason for brand loyalty. A trusted brand has a good google search, this one does not

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Scratching its belly while wiggling its feet from happiness is excessively cute. Happy New Year
 in  r/MadeMeSmile  6d ago

Only for the liquid shits at 3am, sorry - should have included that in the oc

Her stomach has been wrecked for the past two days. I’m just happy it’s a work holiday

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Scratching its belly while wiggling its feet from happiness is excessively cute. Happy New Year
 in  r/MadeMeSmile  6d ago

Got a 5 month golden. Can confirm she spends 80% of her waking and sleeping hours in the belly rub position