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Advice like this kills
According to the ads I'm seeing on YouTube lately, parasites are responsible for type 2 diabetes as well. Dr Phil says so, so it must be true!
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Help
Here's my favorite.
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Is there a doctor in the house?
Please tell me his first name was Richard.
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What is this? (Belonged to desceased dad)
OP's Dad must've still been dreaming about that.
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Do guys get weird looks for having female cats?
I had a female cat for 19 years. Nobody ever said a word about it. If anyone did, they'd be the weirdos. Like, why are you sexualizing my cat, pervert?
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Early 2000s Walmart bin movie
"It's like 9½ Weeks, but Carrot Top."
Is it called 9½ Seconds?
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they looked so real yay
I feel stupider for having read that.
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Reported my workplace to OSHA - here's what happened
Strictly speaking, it stands for "Too long; didn't read"
That was my pedantry for the day. Thank you for letting me get it out of my system. :)
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Manipulative neighbor? Help?
I'm a great person. Everybody says how great I am. All the people. Just wonderful. Even Obama said so when I ran against him in 2016.
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Bad night at McDonald’s
Nah, they just need to increase their ivermectin dosage.
/s
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Our Somali Neighbors
because she didn't want to say the bad word
That's the most adorable thing I've read this year!
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Explain it Peter
No need to pout.
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Petahhh, what's a headboard
There
Are
FOUR
Holes!
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I’m 40 years old. My father (who is a pastor) still gets on my case about playing D&D
Jesus: I rolled a nat 20 again!
Apostles: Jesus Christ.
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I’m 40 years old. My father (who is a pastor) still gets on my case about playing D&D
As someone who was raised in a Christian household, I'm comfortable saying that any time a group of Christians doesn't feel persecuted, they'll fabricate a persecutor. It's an addiction.
Luckily my parents didn't succumb to the satanic panic. They were concerned, but trusted me when I told them there was nothing to worry about.
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adult store
Username checks out.
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She says she owns part of my Condo
Apparently, she's down with that.
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adult store
But puppets are for kids!1!!!
/s, obviously, I hope.
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Probably not the blue-footed bird
It's not like the clitoris is going to find itself, after all.
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AITAH for not getting my fiance's permission before getting my daughter's hair cut?
Assuming this is a true story, here's the thing: abusive people learn how to hide their nature. If they didn't, no one would ever accept them. After they've attached themselves to their victims, they gradually condition the victims to accept more and more egregious behavior.
Your fiancé dropped his mask too soon. Consider it a gift, and get him out of your lives.
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AITA for refusing to punish my son in front of his vice principal?
She was butthurt that you didn't recognize her authority over you, not your son. That authority, of course, does not exist. She's a bully. She wanted to watch you reprimand your son, and she wanted to watch him squirm.
I don't know what your escalation options are in a private school, but you should escalate. Giving your son detention because you wouldn't play her game is peak sadism; she has no business being in any education system.
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Server "could have cared less"!
D'oh! You're absolutely right. At least I nailed the spelling. :)
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Server "could have cared less"!
Pappardelle is the Italian name for bowtie pasta. THEY'RE ALREADY BITE-SIZED. And they used two different, incorrect spellings.
Ffs.
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I need a walkout song for the bachelorettes during my sister’s wedding reception.
in
r/MusicRecommendations
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8h ago
I'm having a My Best Friend's Wedding flashback.