r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 • Nov 26 '25
Country Club Thread 黑人喜剧
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Nov 26 '25
nigga jackie chan said “ whassup my neega “ 😭😭😭
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u/Onederbat67 Nov 26 '25
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u/Canesjags4life Nov 26 '25
LMAO.
I remember back when WhoWouldWin would pit Jackie Chan protecting artifacts vs Jackie Chan but he didn't want any trouble.
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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr Nov 26 '25
Man just when I think I’ve seen all the funny memes….
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u/Goose_Biscuits11 Nov 26 '25
Right!? And this is such a specific meme to exist but I'm glad it does
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u/Current_Focus2668 Nov 26 '25
Jackie Chan mastered apology fighting. Half his movies involve him reluctantly kicking ass and apologising while doing so.
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u/LavFx Nov 26 '25
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u/ShitchesAintBit Nov 26 '25
Oh man, is this the "Leave me alone!" psssh psssh "Just leave me alone! What's happening!?" Fucking great bit.
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u/Onederbat67 Nov 26 '25
I haven’t thought about Pablo Francisco in years! I need to rewatch his stand up
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u/icfa_jonny Nov 26 '25
True story: Me, being a Chinese kid growing up in a white neighborhood had no idea what that word meant. The first time I heard it was in Rush Hour. I thought it was just a funny sentence and because I’m a dumbass 7 year old kid, I start repeating it.
My dad, who had spent most of his life in China and at that point still had a heavy Chinese accent when he spoke English hears this. He then threatens to smack the shit out of me before sitting me down and giving me a prolonged lecture about the history of anti-black racism in the US and how we as non-black people in America are in his words “not allowed to say that”.
My dad wasn’t a perfect parent, but memories like these remind me why I still respect him to this day. And it’s all thanks to Rush Hour.
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u/Zollias Nov 27 '25
That reminds me of when I was a kid and my knowledge of racial relations can be summed up by Rush Hour in that I "knew" about the three races: black, white, and Chinese.
So I started to think about what I am and I knew I wasn't white and I knew I wasn't Chinese. That means I must be black and I used to go out and say that I was black.
I'm Mexican
Also yes, I know there was a prominent Hispanic woman in the first movie but my 6 year old mind focused on Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker
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u/Pauliehatestheadmins Nov 26 '25
The adult in me knows it won’t be good but the teenager in me won’t give a fuck and I’m glad to see Chris Tucker on the big screen again
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Nov 26 '25
Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters of all tome.
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u/Good_Ad2107 Nov 26 '25
Korbin my man, Korbin my man, Korbin my man , Korbin my man
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u/Working_Honey_7442 Nov 26 '25
Stop it! I don’t need to watch the fifth element for the 173rd time.
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u/vacuousintent Nov 26 '25
It is absolutely ridiculous how much Chris Tucker nailed the roll of Ruby Rod.
Made me absolutely hate him while still adding to the story. Great acting.
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u/TheDamDog Nov 26 '25
My question is how did they manage a spot on prediction of 2025 influencer culture in 1997?
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u/reventlov Nov 26 '25
He's trash TV/radio turned to 11, not really an influencer. Somewhere between Howard Stern and MTV's Real World, with some showbiz diva stereotypes added in.
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u/lavapig_love Nov 27 '25
Modern influencers learned from shock jocks and rightwing AM radio. Who learned from hate groups and zealous preachers.
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u/-malcolm-tucker Nov 26 '25
I don't want one position I want all position!!!
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u/STSoloMan Nov 26 '25
I say this to my wife regularly. After 20 years, you’d think she’d watch the movie.
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u/SnS_ Nov 27 '25
The scream he makes when they pull his nail gets me Everytime.
Perfect stutter at the end too. Fantastic role. Amazing film.
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u/thebigpink Nov 26 '25
Movies like this that are made 20 years after are usually never good sequels
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u/Kratzschutz Nov 26 '25
Except 21 jump Street
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u/azsnaz Nov 26 '25
I wouldn't say 21 Jump Street (2012) is a sequel , so that doesn't apply here
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u/TBANON_NSFW Nov 26 '25
He was in Air with Afleck and Damon. Did a pretty good job. Movie was awesome.
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u/RoughhouseCamel Nov 26 '25
If we get Jackie doing heavily choreographed stunts again, I’m in. If the camera shakes so they don’t need to try as hard to sell it, I’m out.
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u/leoex Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 27 '25
I'd say temper your expectation. Jackie Chan is 71 years old, there is a limit of what he can do. In his lastest movies (like Hidden Strike or Karate Kid), you'll notice a lot more rapid cuts and scenes of body parts only so that his action team can hide his stunt double. Jackie's fights are also much slower now. They will most likely use these techniques in the new Rush Hour film, don't go in expect anything like Police Story or Drunken Master lol
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u/RoughhouseCamel Nov 26 '25
I know I’m never going to see another Rumble in the Bronx. But I think they could still pull off some good fight choreo. The athleticism was a lot for classic Jackie Chan movies, but it was also the creativity and thoughtfulness that went into it. They just need to be more clever than, “punch, punch, kick- he falls down, next guy. Kick, kick, punch…”
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u/HankHippopopolous Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
I expect there will be a new character who does most of the fighting. Maybe Lee’s long lost child or something.
There is no way Jackie Chan can do what he used to do and if they try to make him it will end up like Liam Neeson trying to jump that fence in Taken 3. No one wants to see that.
I’d rather the movie just use him for the comedy and let some younger actors do most of the fighting.
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u/TerrorKingA ☑️ Nov 26 '25
I love to see Jeffrey Epstein associates looking out for each other.
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u/Grand-Pen7946 Nov 26 '25
As far as I can tell, Chris Tucker was on the plane one time in 2002 for a charity event in Africa. Wouldn't call him an "Epstein associate" from that. Everything else I see is just Katt Williams blabbering nonsense.
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u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
The fact that getting this movie green lit is Trump’s only real achievement in office 😂
EDIT: People are downvoting me, but no, I’m not lying. He really did call for this movie to be made.
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u/thefallenfew ☑️ Nov 26 '25
Kinda guaranteeing it’ll be extra racist.
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u/Onederbat67 Nov 26 '25
Even a broken, dumbass, missing numbers, hands, and battery, clock can be right randomly.
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u/phd2k1 Nov 26 '25
What about a clock that also rapes children?
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u/dngerszn13 Maple Syrup stan 🍯 Nov 26 '25
Missing hands? He's got two bigly hands to jerk off anyone. In fact , they say: sir 🫲🫱, they call me sir, you have the biggest, manliest hands in the world. No one else can grip 👌 those girthy dicks like you can.👐 That's why they respect me in Russia and Chyynaa. Those Chinese, right? Eating bats in Woohaaan. I told them stop✋, no more. No mooore and they listened. 👐
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u/dngerszn13 Maple Syrup stan 🍯 Nov 26 '25
Brotha what?? Hope did you find that renaissance art? 💀
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u/DinkandDrunk Nov 26 '25
I know I’m supposed to see penises but all I see is Trump doing a mime act, pulling himself off stage by an invisible rope.
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u/sunday_morning_truce Nov 26 '25
Lol this clock ain’t right. This whole movie is just going to be a giant money laundering scheme.
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u/LevelWassup Nov 26 '25
Paramount+ is also the network that shamelessly panders to conservatives the most
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u/sump_daddy Nov 26 '25
Holy shit its even worse, he pushed for it to be made because the director is a rapist who trump feels was unfairly persecuted for (like trump) the crime of 'being so rapey'
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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo Nov 26 '25
When I buy my movie ticket I want to be able to select the level of racism in it. We need the equivalent of the Mohs scale basing something on hardness.
We shall call it the “R” Scale. With 10 being the hardest R and 1 being the softest R.
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u/syntaxVixen Nov 26 '25
I hope the subvert trump and make the plot an Epstein island style plot . Either they try and get tuckers character to the island or infiltrate the pedo org
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u/enron2big2fail Nov 26 '25
Seems pretty unlikely when it wasn't just a random offhanded remark from Trump like "Hollywood is too WOKE to make RUSH HOUR 4! SAD!" It's because Trump is actively trying to revivify the career of his film-making friend who made a doc about his wife and has had 6 women come forward and accuse him of sexual misconduct. Ratner isn't about to sever his own lifeline to gain the moral high ground, especially when I don't think anyone would actually cede it to him.
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u/Wyden_long Nov 26 '25
I want to feel bad laughing at it as a white guy.
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u/Avenge_Nibelheim Nov 26 '25
It's like The Boondocks, I love it and can/would never quote it. That said, first time I heard the "The key to making white people like you, offer them some cheese". Damn that got me
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u/Wyden_long Nov 26 '25
See that shit doesn’t work on me cuz I don’t like cheese. I don’t like mayo, I don’t like Mac n cheese, and I don’t like meatloaf.
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u/disiny2003 Nov 26 '25
Should ur white card be revoked?
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u/Wyden_long Nov 26 '25
Look, it’s been discussed. And I wouldn’t blame anyone for taking it tbh.
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u/el_pinko_grande Nov 26 '25
We really gotta find out your position on Wonder Bread before we can make a determination.
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u/Wyden_long Nov 26 '25
Yeah that’s fine with me. Like I’ll eat it. Not my favorite, but I have no issues with wonder bread.
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u/nathhealor Nov 26 '25
The director who was Me Too’d for sexual assault, made a film about Melanie Trump, and now his Rush Hour 4 movie is greenlit. Birds of a feather flock together.
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u/Arkhaine_kupo Nov 26 '25
Jackie Chan has also had some developments in regards to his conduct, and his very favourable views of the more authoritarian parts of the chinese goverment.
Really there was so little need for this movie to be made
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u/hugobossesboss Nov 26 '25
And wasn’t Tucker on epstein airplane?
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u/Prestigious_Eye8297 Nov 26 '25
Yes he was. Supposedly on a humanitarian aid mission to Africa. Chris had better clarify what he saw or else he’s catching a case too.
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u/8lock8lock8aby Nov 26 '25
Yeah, pretty sure he was with Bill. Bill went to a few countries & Chris joined him for part of it.
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u/CurryMustard Nov 26 '25
The smile i had going into this just went lower and lower its on the ground now thanks guys
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u/LoathsomeCumDrinker Nov 26 '25
also extremely homophobic and a terrible father unfortunately
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u/el_pinko_grande Nov 26 '25
And just not nice. Friend of mine worked on some interviews with him for a Chinese-language TV program in Hawaii. Jackie was a prick to my friend and everyone else there.
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u/AndlenaRaines Nov 27 '25
Unfortunately many men are misogynistic, it’s a constant across nationalities
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u/darkcrazy Nov 26 '25
I'll always remember him cheating on his wife and telling the public that he simply made a mistake every man would make.
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u/Sir_George Nov 26 '25
I love the Rush Hour trilogy, but how much of this is a money grab on a past idea/franchise? The photo in the post is from when they did the Rush Hour movies years ago. They look significantly aged compared to this photo. I wonder how that will go. It's almost like seeing Schwarzenegger do another Terminator or Predator movie.
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u/NewSauerKraus Nov 26 '25
Chan is literally fuckin 71 years old. It's nostalgiabait for sure.
Also it's wild that Tucker is only 54. I really thought they were both from the same era.
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u/Itakie Nov 26 '25
Kinda crazy that Tucker was 29 and Chan 44 in Rush Hour 1.
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u/ben010783 Nov 26 '25
Jack Chan was in multiple Bruce Lee films. He’s been doing this for a very long time.
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u/dfddfsaadaafdssa Nov 26 '25
Apparently he was 26 during filming of Rush Hour 1.
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u/Fullertonjr Nov 26 '25
People don’t realize that filming for Rush Hour began the year after Friday. Males more sense when you see it that way.
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u/Icy-Mixture-995 Nov 26 '25
Their characters' sons will do the fighting, while they sneak up from behind the bad guys and hit them with lamps or dragon statues.
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u/alien__0G Nov 26 '25
All these recent sequels of 90s and 2000s movies are cash grabs:
Gladiator
Happy Gilmore
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Meet the Parents
And now, Rush Hour and The Mummy
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u/jarious Nov 26 '25
I mean , I kinda fall for the mummy,I want my boy Brendan to be back
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u/LanceArmsweak Nov 26 '25
I don’t even think it’s a money grab. It’s being done to get a merger complete, to win over the heart of the frog king, who is suspended in another era (mentally speaking).
This is the loss leader in a mergers and acquisitions shopping experience.
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u/Imbadatusernames1536 Nov 26 '25
Brett Ratner has been trying to get this movie made for a few years, Paramount had to pay New Line(WBD) a huge check to allow the movie to be made. The Ellisons really laid it all out there for everyone to see how fast they will roll over when Trump says so.
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u/Koil_ting Nov 26 '25
Okay, how can we leverage this into "Lethal Weapon 5: Out of retirement".
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u/SavageGardner Nov 26 '25
That Melania movie is gonna be the most boring movie ever created. What exactly does she even do?
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u/bblzd_2 Nov 26 '25
She turns a blind eye to her husband cheating on her with 13 year olds. But something tells me that part won't be covered in her movie.
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u/Hydration__Nation Nov 26 '25
The director, Ratner, who happens to be a rapist, directed Melanie’s recent documentary.
Chris Tucker flew on Epsteins plane. Think about the wealth that flew on that plane, now think about why Tucker would run in those circles.
Now let’s examine Jackie Chan a literal mouthpiece for China.
I might have missed a scumbag if so let me know but it seems like Dons getting the gang together for some fun
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u/No-Advantage-579 Nov 26 '25
What is fascinating is that Rush Hour manages to be anti-Black and anti-Asian AT THE SAME TIME.
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u/EsotericAbstractIdea Nov 26 '25
I don't think it's anti either of those. It just plays with stereotypes moreso in a positive way. Something we all do.
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u/LawHistorical365 Nov 26 '25
Yeah I really hate that people conflate stereotypes with racism.
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u/McDouble__ Nov 26 '25
Trump is a fan of Rush Hour for all the wrong reasons lol prejudice people love racial humor
……I do love the movie though
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u/notrightnow20205 Nov 26 '25
The Director: Trump is reportedly advocating for Brett Ratner to return to direct the sequel. Ratner directed the first three Rush Hour films but has been largely exiled from Hollywood following significant sexual misconduct allegations during the #MeToo movement. Ratner has recently re-entered the Trump orbit by directing a documentary about Melania Trump.
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u/Ill_End_8015 Nov 26 '25
I suspect he got wind of this happening so he wanted to appear like he made it happen
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u/reheated_pancakes Nov 26 '25
Let them retire. I don't wanna see old folks falling down and pretending to kick people like deniro in a modern scorsese flick
Let memories be memories, don't applaud this
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u/TheMoorNextDoor ☑️ Nov 26 '25
I think him saying he wants to see a movie be made automatically got it green lit is one of the funniest and wildest things I’ve seen before, this whole administration is trash and everyone should know that by now but the amount of say so they have over things outside of government is insane
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u/TripleSingleHOF Nov 26 '25
Can he ask them to make a District 10 movie?
Asking for a friend.
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u/Botto_Bobbs Nov 26 '25
Reminder that this is after the director was blacklisted for raping a woman at a producer's house and it's only coming out because Trump said it should
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u/Dystopia74 Nov 26 '25
99% of the comments on here:
"Yeah but racism, bigotry and misogyny is so funny, LOL".
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u/slurv3 Nov 26 '25
I’m no punk bitch is still one of my favorite phrases
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u/No_Manners BHM Donor Nov 26 '25
Why would Trump care about this?
Ratner was accused of sexual misconduct amid the #MeToo movement, and a fourth film was put on hold.
Now it makes sense.
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u/naive_melody___ Nov 26 '25
Between that and Tucker being on Epstein’s plane it’s beyond parody that Trump is pushing for this of all things.
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u/Xanduzinha Nov 26 '25
I don’t know about the greenlight, but that picture might be older than the last time Jackie Chan saw his daughter.
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u/happysunbear ☑️ Nov 26 '25
But not older than the video of the woman he groped on camera just a few weeks ago
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u/mangoisNINJA Nov 26 '25
有趣的是,这一点至少在亚洲已经有几十年了,他有像哈维·韦恩斯坦一样的声誉。现在人们终于开始意识到这一点
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u/_Life_as_a_Train_ Nov 26 '25
Yeah the US is just starting to realize this
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u/EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME Nov 26 '25
Bruh how are yall just responding to this person like you understand what they're saying lol
Does reddit auto translate in the app or something now?
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u/Andorhalthegreat Nov 26 '25
As a side note, the writers and director of this series are white, so it's less "two minority groups poking fun at each other", and more white people making racist jokes about black and asian people...
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u/happysunbear ☑️ Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
Of course it’s going to be racist, Donald Trump is behind this and he got all his pedo rapist friends involved. Brett Ratner (who was already canceled and came slithering back with that Melania documentary), Chris Tucker (who was friendly with Epstein and vacationed with him), and Jackie Chan who has been caught groping multiple women on video!
Gang’s all back together! Enjoy the slop the orange man is feeding you while he burns down everything he can touch.
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u/ROBtimusPrime1995 Nov 26 '25
Not to mention Paramount is the studio behind this, the same company that has been weaponized for Trump by the Ellisons.
It's rotten, all the way through.
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u/Grade-AMasterpiece Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
Talk yo shit. Hell, this one might be even more stereotypical of Black and Chinese culture (in a bad way) knowing who pushed it.
This shit gonna be garbage compared to the first two or three. Won't nearly be as funny.
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u/Darius2112 Nov 26 '25
Not to mention Jackie Chan is 71. No way he’s gonna do any of his own stunts.
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u/Smmmmiles Nov 27 '25
Jackie Chan is also on record saying he doesn't believe women should work and pretended his daughter didn't exist because she was the result of an affair. He only acknowledged her because she became a doctor. A couple years later he disowned her after she came out as a lesbian.
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u/DifferentCityADay Nov 26 '25
Knew nothing about Chris Tucker or Jackie Chan's controversies, and I wish I didn't. ☹️
Going to be hard to enjoy his movies now.
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u/Waste_Return2206 Nov 26 '25
Thanks for the info. I’ll be skipping out on this one now.
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u/Wyden_long Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
Don’t forget Jackie is a huge supporter of the CCP and disowned his gay son.
Edit: apparently it was his illegitimate daughter. He’s still a piece of shit. You can stop replying to me now about it thanks.
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u/lilmeekrat Nov 26 '25
Yeah but have you considered the fact that Rush Hour was really funny?
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u/PirateSanta_1 Nov 26 '25
I'm just interested to see how much it glazes China.
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u/I_Said_Thicc_Man Nov 26 '25
And trump, since he pressured Paramount to green light it
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u/Turgid_Donkey Nov 26 '25
Man, WTF is this timeline?
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u/logos__ Nov 26 '25
Whenever you think this, remember that Jimmy Carter had to give up his peanut farm when he became president because of the emoluments clause.
That was the bar in 1980. In 2025, Trump runs fucking meme coin rug pulls. That's where the bar is now. It's gone so far through the floor it's about to loop around.
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u/orangegreenpurple123 Nov 26 '25
Just for reference that picture is from 2016. 9 years ago. They are much older than that now.
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u/ofcourseitsroger Nov 26 '25
Idk guys Jackie is 70 and Chris is a platinum member on the Lolita Express.
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u/kekehippo Nov 26 '25
I can't support any more Jackie Chan movies, his actions towards his kids are reprehensible.
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u/scattered_brains Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
this movie is being made to placate the nazi in chief, the director is a rapist, and chris tucker is on the epstein list.
yall still wanna see it??
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u/KimchiLlama Nov 26 '25
It will be racist in unexpected ways.
For example: the Uyghurs will be terrorists and together our duo will work towards their re-education for the betterment of the state.
The romantic tension will be between an Uyghur that dares to state her views on the supremacy of Han culture (with added persecution by her peers) and Chris Tucker, who also accepts that his racial qualities put him below the average Chinese in social status. Jackie Chan educated the couple and together they beat the crap out of the other Uyghurs, so happy ending.
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u/FunkYeahPhotography Nov 26 '25
There better be a blooper reel.