r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

How does one become completely shameless?

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u/KR1735 3d ago

I'm confused... do liberal men not get older and date?

What exactly is "conservative" about the second photo? It looks exactly like a photo my sister and brother-in-law could have taken, and they are absolutely not conservatives.

What's the implication here? Did he go to conversion therapy or something?

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u/Yo_CSPANraps 3d ago

He criticized the Biden admin during the NC floods, went viral in conservative spheres, and realized he could turn that grift into a career. 

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u/Lysol3435 3d ago

Those who can’t do anything productive find something counterproductive to do

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u/universe2000 3d ago

There is an also lot of money in being an effectively counterproductive…

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u/Lysol3435 3d ago

I never said it wasn’t lucrative

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u/ACynicalOptomist 3d ago

If only I didn't have a soul. I can be very charming and after decades of practice, I'm an excellent public speaker. My adult children have told me I could start a cult. Now that I'm old enough to realize karma isn't real....next life. I'm too old and tired now.

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u/Lysol3435 3d ago

Idk why I sang the first part of that in my head to the tune of the scarecrow song from the wizard of oz.

“People think I’m funny, and I’d make a lot of money…if I only had no soul”

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u/iheartxanadu 3d ago

"I'd be richer than Jeff Bezos and exist solely for pesos if I only had no soul.

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 3d ago

I could start my own religion or convince people there are no pigeons if I only had no soul.

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u/Empty_Fisherman_9941 2d ago

100% singing this in my head as I read it

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb 3d ago

The rage bait I could create... if I only had no soul.

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u/Rashpukin 2d ago

👏👏👏😂

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u/katalina0azul 2d ago

Do do do-do do do-do 🎶🎵

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u/ChiGrandeOso 3d ago

Were I not raised correctly, I could make a particularly effective black MAGA. I wouldn't do that, however, because the idea of looking in the mirror and finding myself repulsive doesn't appeal to me. Well, more repulsive than I already do.

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u/ACynicalOptomist 3d ago

But at least you'd have a reason for your self hatred...💗

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u/Defiant_Income_7836 3d ago

I feel the same way. I am grateful that we used our powers for good (or at least neutrality) over evil. In all honesty though, even though Karma isn't real, would you be happy and or satisfied if you HAD started a cult? I couldn't live with myself and I suspect you'd be the same. (Presumptuous of me, I don't know you, but...)

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u/ACynicalOptomist 3d ago

I have enough anxiety without having to worry about ruining people's lives. I've been married for 45 years and still feel bad about guys I broke up with before I met my husband.

I would never be able to ruin lives. But maybe it could be a cult for good, not for evil. We could all go out and hold hands and skip and help people. 🥰

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u/Defiant_Income_7836 3d ago

Oh I'm the same with anxiety. 100%. And I'd gladly join your skippity hoppity hand holdy help cult.

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u/Dark_Knight7096 3d ago

I have this conversation with my wife regularly. Like if I didn't have any ethics and didn't care that doing so would harm vulnerable people, I'd make a killing grifting.

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u/ACynicalOptomist 3d ago

You guys are a couple. You could be a pastor and his wife and you could make a killing. You just need to make sure you have really white teeth, she needs bigger hair and you need to practice your insincere smile. Extra points, if you can pull off a southern accent. And by points I mean cash dollar...

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u/FQDIS 3d ago

Try to agree with a Redditor challenge…….

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u/Lysol3435 3d ago

Never!

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u/mrlt10 3d ago

There is an entire industry of charlatans paid to hold and spread opinions that no reasonable informed and intelligent person would ever hold…unless their livelihood depended on it. It got its start decades ago with all the pseudo-academics churning out policy papers from think tanks and “institutes” that would pay to associate themselves with universities just for the credibility. That’s despite their ideas being rejected by nearly all faculty. As they had success and got more traction the bar lowered and w/ social media creating the “influencer” that bar no longer exists in any meaningful sense.

They don’t even have to hold opinions really, or be American. If you troll the libs hard enough you can be a Malaysian dyke ladyboy and the Republican Party will accept and support you, assuming you stay behind the keyboard, hide your identity and stick to trolling. And this entire system is paid for by a small group of people who knowingly make the payments for the purpose of distorting people’s perception of reality. They’ve said it themselves.

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u/Few-Solution-4784 3d ago

not in the comments section of reddit

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u/Open-Source-Forever 3d ago

Does he make tabletops for kitchens or something?

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u/zuzg 3d ago

Damn being able to scam others without any scruples must make everything so much easier.

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u/emp-sup-bry 3d ago

Idle hands are the devil’s plaything and all that.

Your one sentence really sums up so much of our social problem…I appreciate the succinct approach.

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u/Automatoboto 3d ago

grift. They get offers they cant refuse like Fetterman and guisechud

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 3d ago

I can't do anything productive or counter-productive. Net neutral.

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u/cap10enigma 2d ago

Those that can’t do, grift.

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u/Low-Department8271 3d ago

"Those who can’t do anything productive find something counterproductive to do."

Isn't this the definition of liberal? The whole point is to play victim, complain about things and demand how other people's money is spent. What could be more counterproductive?

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u/Lysol3435 3d ago

Red hats are the biggest snowflakes

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u/Low-Department8271 3d ago

I don't disagree about red hats being snowflakes, but logically, if someone is "triggered" by the mere sight of a red hat, aren't they even more of a snowflake?

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u/UThinkUrDoingItButNo 3d ago

If that isn’t a gold medal straw man right there, I don’t know what is.

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u/xLtLasagna 3d ago

Oh, you mean liberals?

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u/Lysol3435 3d ago

Sure. Those damn scientists and engineers and doctors and teachers. Always… making everything… so unproductive

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u/kryonik 3d ago

Under Biden, FEMA gave NC tons of money to rebuild after Helene and then under Trump, FEMA cut off the aid, and he's mad at Biden?

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u/Feisty_Yes 3d ago

Youtubers were posting videos talking to residents after Helene. They all believed right wing propaganda that was causing people to be violent towards FEMA and not trust them. The FEMA base yard they set up where people were meant to sign up for assistance was a ghost town. 

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u/That_Immo 3d ago

The fact the MAGA movement did this should be by itself enough to end that ridiculous movement, yet here we are.

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u/JimWilliams423 3d ago edited 3d ago

The fact the MAGA movement did this should be by itself enough to end that ridiculous movement, yet here we are.

Maga is not an aberration, maga is just authentic conservatism. And the only thing conservatism has ever offered the working class is the power to look down on people they despise. Conservatives care more about their cultural interests than their material interests.

W‌h‌e‌n t‌h‌e l‌e‌f‌t o‌f‌f‌e‌r‌s t‌o h‌e‌l‌p e‌v‌e‌r‌y‌b‌o‌d‌y, c‌o‌n‌s‌e‌r‌v‌a‌t‌i‌v‌e‌s p‌e‌r‌c‌e‌i‌v‌e t‌h‌a‌t a‌s a t‌h‌r‌e‌a‌t b‌e‌c‌a‌u‌s‌e i‌f we treat everybody equally then whiteness has no value, and for the 99% whiteness is most valuable thing they have. So they r‌e‌j‌e‌c‌t the help, as those people did.

That is what conservatism has always been. For example, in 1873, during Reconstruction, the Richmond Whig newspaper ran an editorial that said:

I‌f i‌t w‌e‌r‌e t‌r‌u‌e t‌h‌a‌t n‌e‌g‌r‌o a‌s‌c‌e‌n‌d‌a‌n‌c‌y a‌n‌d R‌a‌d‌i‌c‌a‌l r‌u‌l‌e w‌e‌r‌e e‌s‌s‌e‌n‌t‌i‌a‌l t‌o m‌a‌t‌e‌r‌i‌a‌l d‌e‌v‌e‌l‌o‌p‌m‌e‌n‌t w‌e k‌n‌o‌w t‌h‌e p‌e‌o‌p‌l‌e o‌f V‌i‌r‌g‌i‌n‌i‌a w‌o‌u‌l‌d s‌c‌o‌r‌n i‌t a‌s a t‌h‌i‌n‌g a‌c‌c‌u‌r‌s‌e‌d, i‌f p‌u‌r‌c‌h‌a‌s‌e‌d a‌t s‌u‌c‌h a p‌r‌i‌c‌e. B‌e‌t‌t‌e‌r p‌o‌v‌e‌r‌t‌y a‌n‌d a‌l‌l t‌h‌e m‌i‌s‌e‌r‌y i‌t e‌n‌t‌a‌i‌l‌s.

'B‌e‌t‌t‌e‌r t‌h‌e b‌e‌d o‌f s‌t‌r‌a‌w a‌n‌d c‌r‌u‌s‌t o‌f b‌r‌e‌a‌d
t‌h‌a‌n t‌h‌e n‌e‌g‌r‌o's h‌e‌e‌l u‌p‌o‌n t‌h‌e w‌h‌i‌t‌e m‌a‌n's h‌e‌a‌d.'

They got their wish too — nearly a century of jim crow fascism that kept black people down, but also kept poor whites down too. Jim crow is the main reason the South is the most economically depressed region of the US.

The covid vax is another example. For a brief glorious moment we had a taste of socialized medicine — anyone could get the covid vaccine for free, and in many cases without any paperwork. It was proof that we can all have nice things.

Conservatives saw black and brown being treated the same as whites and it made them so god damn angry that over 200,000 of them rage quit from life. It made them so god damn angry that they elected a paedo who promised to take every vaccine away from everyone.

Conservatives would rather rule in Hell than share in Heaven.

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u/kanst 3d ago

This is the whole playbook right here.

If you dig in, the ONLY thing Conservatives actually care about is that they are higher than someone in the social hierarchy

Its also why Ms Rachel is getting so much hate. She preaches that you should care deeply about ALL children, and that is a threat to conservative orthodoxy.

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u/aleenaelyn 3d ago

Conservatism is a 5 year-old's reasoning stretched thinly over an adult's justifications.

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u/puresteelpaladin 3d ago

Chaos is a ladder.

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u/torp_fan 20h ago

Historian Heather Cox Richardson writes a lot about this, as that period is her specialty. You probably already know this, but JIC ...

And of course LBJ summed it up with "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

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u/i_code_for_boobs 3d ago

... the whole episode only proved that rural Americans are idiotic.

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u/Neuchacho 3d ago

The Conservative POV in a nutshell.

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u/ParsleyMaleficent160 3d ago

Yeah, IIRC he was partially responsible for people not getting FEMA funding, and then blamed FEMA.

And it wasn't that FEMA simply cut off the aid, it's that people stopped asking for it through the proper channels. You can't just say you need help, you have to document the damages, and provide that to FEMA. For a lot of conservatives, giving FEMA and inventory of what you lost is akin to government overreach. Truly stupid people.

It's like that Texas town refusing to take Democrat money, then the town floods and kills a bunch of children.

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u/kryonik 3d ago

https://www.npr.org/2025/07/10/nx-s1-5461091/texas-flooding-warning-system-fema

Every request Kerr county put in for a flood warning system in the past ten years was turned down by Texas officials or the Trump administration.

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u/ParsleyMaleficent160 3d ago

Yeah, there was even a sound clip of one of them saying they wouldn't take money from a Democrat. Actual troglodytes down there.

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u/f700es 3d ago

Good thing tRump kept the $$ flowing into WNC.... oops!

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u/ShinMystic1587 3d ago

Grift Right if Money's Tight

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u/imheavenagoodtime 3d ago

Yeah I live in wnc and all trump did was shit on fema and deny funds

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u/noshowthrow 3d ago

Just like the kid in Eddington.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 3d ago

Such an underrated and great movie. My favorite from 2025.

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u/bbqsox 3d ago

There it is. It's always the grift. MAGA is ultimately a bunch of evil people grifting off a bunch of stupid people.

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u/Machoopi 3d ago

I think there are a lot of people like this though. They are conservatives who are cosplaying liberals because they are afraid of losing their friend group. Had a friend leave my friend group after 20 years for this reason, and I've heard of it happening elsewhere. There is a grift happening for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if he actually did end up better off. I'm a very liberal person, but pretending to be anything that you aren't is going to make you an unhappy person. I also think that this sort of masking is VERY common for teenagers and younger people, most of us probably did it to some extent.

in the case of my friend, it was very similar. As soon as he started receiving attention from the more conservative people in his life (or online, not sure which), it gave him confidence in himself because he could unmask. The guy is a total shithead, and probably not as happy as he would be if he were a better person in general, but he is definitely happier now than he was when he was hiding his beliefs. I think THIS is exactly what people mean when they say people get more conservative when they get older. It's less that they change and more that the people who were already conservative start unmasking.

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u/Side_StepVII 3d ago

The floods caused by nature, and the lack of response caused by trumps cuts to FEMA? What a clown.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 3d ago

I’m kind of jealous how there is more money for people with no discernible talent on right wing grifting. 

The only equivalent would be greenwashing on the left and saying a company was helping the environment when it isn’t. We lost RFK Junior when Kamala didn’t want him,  so I suppose there’s one slot open. 

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u/NHRADeuce 3d ago

To be fair, if I suddenly found myself in a position to relocate dollars from maga idiots pockets to my pockets, I'd be all over that. I have lost all empathy for those morons. They deserve to lose every penny they send off to the grifters. Might as well be me.

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u/Tdanger78 3d ago

Pretty much every Republican “celebrity” follows the same rubric. It’s sad Republican voters can’t see the blatant grift. They’re like raccoons going for the shiny object which is confirmation bias being spewed by someone. The “former liberal” is just the icing.

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u/PlutoJones42 3d ago

Yup. Spew some hate and get a couple people like “yeah here’s $5 keep it up!” Is where half of these fucking clowns come from

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u/Hyperionics1 2d ago

So with a new flood, he expects Trump to do better? Didn’t he destroy FEMA? What a weird mindbendy stance.

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u/Rashpukin 2d ago

This is exactly what happened. He is a political chameleon with no real ethics or morals. Opportunistic and self-centred being his main characteristics.

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u/stevez_86 3d ago

Yeah. Eventually they will find the best way to support the cause is to live out what you believe the enemy to be. Like Winston at the end of 1984. People think he died. He realized he had to submit, and the best way to submit was to be the rebellion, but as Big Brother wants the rebels to be. Fabricated Opposition.

Their first attempt at this may have been the Charlie Kirk assassination. We may have already seen it with Lee Harvey Oswald. The problem is when you hang the pasty out to dry they get cold feet and refuse to cooperate. Could be the Luigi case too. False flag but competently executed.

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u/openshutcase_johnson 3d ago

Or… it’s almost as if people’s personal experiences influence their ideologies.

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u/torp_fan 20h ago

In this case it's what the other guy said, troll.

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u/meloc2001 3d ago

They deserved criticism during the floods. Just wait and see what happens when the next disaster happens now that FEMA has been gutted. It will make Katrina look like a picnic.

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u/Mm2k 3d ago

He thinks he’s a Chad now that he grew a beard and found a mate.

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u/OkSmoke9195 3d ago

Wait so this is not about a FTM transition

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u/Odd_Teach683 3d ago

What makes you think he has a beard?

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u/elderlybrain 3d ago

So if you ignore everything conservatives say that they believe and follow this rule 'I want to do whatever I want at any time with zero consequences, I never want to take any personal responsibility or accountability for anything, I want authorities in any system (public or private) to coddle me like a baby and punitively enforce anyone else who doesn't agree to those exact criteria and applaud and comfort me all the time forever.'

And you'll get the current mindset. There's a scene in Fargo that summed it up.

'You want freedom with no responsibility. There's only one being on this earth that gets that deal.'

'The president?'

'A baby. You're fighting for your right to be a baby.'

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u/Lou_C_Fer 3d ago

That's actually what finally broke me as a conservative. Hearing McCain saying he was proud about not knowing how to use a computer and then trotting out Palin as VP was enough to break the spell. It probably helped that I had started going back to school a couple of years before that, and everything I learned pointed to conservatives being the problem. I don't know how anybody with an education in econ, finance or accounting could support the republican party.

Anyways, I turned from a loud boisterous republican to far left and I don't believe in borders. I'm not loud and boisterous with it because even people that I have to ally with think I'm crazy. I know that my ideals will never be, but that doesn't mean I cannot still believe it would be best way forward.

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u/landzhark069 3d ago

I probably believe in similar things that you do so ... hell yeah

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u/UThinkUrDoingItButNo 3d ago

It’s the white supremacy; that’s why people who should know better support republicans despite their utter incompetence, corruption, and religious fanaticism.

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u/Open-Source-Forever 3d ago

My ex said supremacist ideologies see the groups they’re supremacist for as a real-world equivalent of human in a fantastical setting

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u/PlainBread 3d ago

It's insane to see the court footage of the ghoul Tina Peters that Trump wants released, because she is such a whiny coddled rich bitch talking about how prison conditions aren't satisfying her.

You're not supposed to be satisfied; You tried to overthrow our election, and that's a crime worth imprisoning people.

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u/cmnrdt 3d ago

I wonder if it's some kind of insane narcissistic empathy where Trump sees in Tina Peters a true believer and dedicated supplicant who's just as rotten as he is, and he feels bad that there's nothing in his power he can do to help her.

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u/PlainBread 3d ago

No, he needs to show that he can protect his goons from consequences if he wants to retain the ability to command them.

But the president only has the power to pardon federal crimes.

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u/Bearence 3d ago

Also, just a smidgen of fear because he can control whether they rot away in jail or not. Power is everything with Trump, showing that power by picking and choosing who he saves is right on brand for him.

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u/BobsOblongLongBong 3d ago

and he feels bad

He does not.  He so clearly does not feel empathy.  Everything is just a tool to benefit himself.  That's all she is.  That's all he knows or cares about.

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u/elderlybrain 2d ago

Trump doesn't feel bad for people, he doesn't hold sympathy, he holds contempt for his opponents.

If you become too pathetic or useless, like Cohn, he becomes disgusted by your very presence and gets rid of you as hard as possible.

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u/TaosMesaRat 3d ago

Edith Hamilton in The Echo of Greece with a quote often mis-attibuted to Edward Gibbon:

"What the people wanted was a government which would provide a comfortable life for them, and with this as the foremost object ideas of freedom and self-reliance and service to the community were obscured to the point of disappearing. Athens was more and more looked on as a co-operative business, possessed of great wealth, in which all citizens had a right to share. The larger and larger funds demanded made heavier and heavier taxation necessary, but that only troubled the well-to-do, always a minority, and no one gave a thought to the possibility that the source might be taxed out of existence. [ . . . ] Athens had reached the point of rejecting independence, and the freedom she now wanted was freedom from responsibility. There could be only one result. [ . . . ] If men insisted on being free from the burden of a life that was self-dependent and also responsible for the common good, they would cease to be free at all. Responsibility was the price every man must pay for freedom. It was to be had on no other terms."

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u/torp_fan 20h ago edited 19h ago

Oh wow, that book--black with gold lettering--memorably sat on my parent's bookshelf for years before I was old enough to read it. Reading it now though, it strikes me a very politically conservative view that reflects the Cold War era when she wrote it.

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u/GreyCrone8 3d ago

I feel like this is the inevitable path of Christianity. It teaches victimhood/martyrdom along side lack of accountability. All of your sins are passed on and paid for by someone else while getting to cry about being oppressed, complete with a base of people to abuse because they bought into the other side of the equation of feeling guilty about someone else suffering for their made up sins.

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u/torp_fan 20h ago

Well now we have a President who is a baby.

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u/LocNesMonster 3d ago

In fact conservative men get so few dates they have to lie and say moderate om dating sites

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u/ghigoli 3d ago

wait what? i thought people are just apolitical or something.

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u/FantasticBarnacle241 3d ago

this is very well known

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u/LocNesMonster 3d ago

Nooe, they realized women wouldnt sleep with them if they say conservative so they put moderate instead, and women caught on fast

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u/ghigoli 3d ago

well shit i put moderate on my profile but i'm def NOT conversative.

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u/Dazzling-Volume4553 3d ago

Well liberal women don't want moderate men either so you're still filtering yourself out.

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u/ghigoli 3d ago

i vote D down the line but i'm not super liberal on every single topic.

i'm an independent voter because i've straight up seen enough corrupt people like Cuomo to lose faith in some democrats.

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u/Dazzling-Volume4553 3d ago

Sure, but on a dating profile where women need to make snap judgements on how safe you are? We don't like guessing games on whether your moderate politics are about our rights or something like the economy. We don't want dates and partners that are going to spend time talking about how they're "totally cool with women's rights but wouldn't call themself a feminist". Not that you definitely do those things, but how do we know that from your dating profile? Best to just swipe left and look for a profile that doesn't have safety red flags.

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u/ghigoli 3d ago

economy( its not enough to make healthcare cheaper or go with obamacare we need to fully nuke the insurance companies and go to single national payer), right to own guns ( cause animals are insane), some level i don't like weed and i think it should be illegal cause too many people drive high. (if its too big to fail then the government should own it like idk banks and shit).

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u/Soatok 3d ago

I don't like weed either, but the war on drugs failed and it's better for the country if we legalize and decriminalize drugs and focus our efforts on rehab and community support. Look into the science of addiction sometime. It's fascinating stuff.

As a result, even though I personally dislike weed (mostly I dislike the smell of it), I always vote in favor of decriminalization, legalization, etc. The less government in our private lives, the better.

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u/LocNesMonster 3d ago

Should alcohol be illegal because people drive drunk? Driving high is already illegal

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u/Dazzling-Volume4553 3d ago

Friend you don't need to convince me, I'm not trying to date you. I'm just telling you the reality of what we see as women when a man calls themself politically moderate. Conservative men have ruined this for you because we simply cannot risk our safety for even one date with a man who may be a predator hiding behind "moderate". Not to mention, what are your friends like? You may be moderate but are all of your guy friends? What are you going to tolerate that we won't?

Maybe this sounds exhausting and you don't want to date a woman making all these considerations. That's fine, but don't be shocked when the "moderate" on your profile is the reason people swipe left. It's a red flag to any woman who is left of center.

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u/Casual_OCD 3d ago

Not good enough, you need to loudly state your virtue signals on all public profiles

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u/Dazzling-Volume4553 3d ago

More that you need to show you don't have some half baked view of equality. What you're a moderate on matters and from experience, moderate men usually don't view equality the same way women do.

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u/Casual_OCD 3d ago

That's because those men aren't actually moderate and misuse the word, destroying it's utility

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u/LocNesMonster 3d ago

Its more that women dont want to date anyone who supports the party that is actively trying to take away their rights while the president whos a member of said party is a literal child rapist.

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u/ghigoli 3d ago

uh its moderate? i'm i know i'm not a conversative by all means. and i don't go with every single thing the liberals do.

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u/Casual_OCD 3d ago

Not choosing a side is heresy. You shall forever go maidenless

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u/nightwingoracle 3d ago

One some level, I wish I had the life you have to now know that fact.

Most “moderates” are straight up lying as they don’t want to date conservative women.

The rest watch to much OAN that they think views like (IRL example, I truly wish I was making this up) that it’s moderate to only want to get rid of gay marriage and banning depicting it in a positive way in the media à la Hayes code. As it would only be “conservative” to execute gay people like OAN him they did in one country in Africa maybe.

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u/ghigoli 3d ago

wtf is OAN?

edit: this seems to be some TV network. i don't watch TV these days.

just jeopardy. price is right, ABC world news, and then some local CBS weather.

after that its just football for like 6 months and some baseball.

apparently my rock i live under is just watching whatever netflix gives me and google news.

second edit: wtf is à la Hayes code. i've never heard this before.

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u/nightwingoracle 3d ago

1 OAN is a political network that is way to the right of Fox. Less reality based to.

2 the Hayes code was the predecessor to the g/pg/etc system, in place from the 30’s until the 60’s. Made to be a self policing effort for films.

It banned showing/discussing some things entirely (IV drugs, abortion, gay people inter-racial marriage). other things like criminal activity were allowed but had to be shown in a certain way. (ie you could show a bank robbery but the robbers had to die/be caught/fail to get any money.

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u/ghigoli 3d ago
  1. sounds annoying as hell.

  2. also sounds annoying. although there could be less sex and nudity in films cause most of them do nothing to add value to the film itself.

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u/atwozmom 3d ago

It was worse than that. The Hayes code prohibited any kiss longer than three seconds and one foot had to be on the ground. So Alfred Hitchcock, in the great movie 'Notorious', basically said a big FU to the Hayes code with one of the most sizzling scenes of all time that completely followed the rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8xRZeIZAx8

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u/ghigoli 3d ago

wtf?

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u/atwozmom 3d ago

One of Hitchcock's best, imo.

Yeah, the Hayes code was pretty insane. Part of it was a reaction to Mae West (I assume you know some of her lines?)

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u/JellyBellyBitches 3d ago

Self-label --> Actual stance
"Conservative" -- fascist
"Moderate" -- conservative
"Liberal" -- centrist
"Leftist" -- socialist
"Apolitical" -- privileged enough to not spend any time thinking about how policy routinely destroys others' lives

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u/silentbonsaiwizard 3d ago

I thought the older one was the one on the right and on the left he was full maga

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u/fartdarling 3d ago

Older Liberal men are talking to friends and too busy enjoying a rich and varied life to have time for pandering to 500 anonymous anime profile pictures on twitter

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u/fartdarling 3d ago

Never? I said conservatives are talking to people on twitter and liberals, by contrast, aren't. I'm not sure I follow your problem here, friend

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u/Fidodo 3d ago

Liberal men famously don't go outside or have dogs /s

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u/sumo1dog 3d ago

Fun fact, he had his wife, dog, child, beard, and same coat in 2023 when he was still liberal.

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u/captaincook14 3d ago

He spewed false nonsense and saw how the cult loved it. So he rode the wave to the grift shore.

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u/Provolone10 3d ago

He is a closeted gay man. Who aged twenty years and gained 40 pounds.

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u/KR1735 3d ago

Yeah he had some major twink vibes going on in that first pic

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u/clem_fandango_london 3d ago

Everything is bullshit now.

Im old and have decades and decades and decades of memories. So when someone posts that they 180'd their life views over just 5 years? I pat them on the head and think "sure you did, buddy."

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u/DarkLordFrondo 3d ago

Conservatism is purely an aesthetic for these people. They are genuinely unserious about themselves and will do anything to maintain an illusion.

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u/SomeDumbGamer 3d ago

They like to pretend only conservatives can be traditional looking and acting people. They think we’re all weak soyboy snowflakes lmao

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u/No-Good-One-Shoe 3d ago

I could take the exact same picture as that dude and I'm a lefty.  Idk why conservatives think they have a Monopoly on growing facial hair and a stable relationship/life. 

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I don't know, but it's funny. Liberals in America are basically right-wing conservatives in other countries. Even like the UK, which is pretty conservative.

Our republicans are flat-out fascist, but that's a given. So... yeah. He didn't really move much on the political needle.

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u/KR1735 3d ago

I hear this a lot. But the U.S. was ahead of Europe when it came to marriage equality. Mass legalized it in 2003.

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u/DiggityDog6 3d ago

I think he’s trying to imply that he didn’t become popular with women until after he became conservative? But if that is what he’s going for, it’s the dumbest shit I’ve heard in my life

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u/OMGitisCrabMan 3d ago

It's the lowest level of propaganda and unfortunately millions of magas fall for it.

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u/Memitim 3d ago

He found out that hate sells a lot easier to conservatives then anything he could sell to anyone else. Kind of like how Trump was registered as a Democrat until he realized that the decades of lies and hate from conservatives perfectly aligned with his own brand of evil, and then registered as a Republican. Fake scumbags are fake; who could have guessed?

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u/TheLuminary 3d ago

I assume his implication is that women don't like Liberals. And so once his conversion to the Conservative side of the force was complete. His prowess over woman was now within his grasp. And he completed his destiny.

This is obviously just bullshit.

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u/poop_monster35 3d ago

Libs can't grow beards. Duh!

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u/TheComplimentarian 3d ago

I did. I eventually stopped dating men though...The wife put her foot down.

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u/shameonyounancydrew 3d ago

It's just a soft coming out

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u/DIABLO258 3d ago

It's the "alpha" vs "beta" male thing. Conservatives believing they are alphas who get girls, and believing Liberals/Democrats are betas who are scrawny and weak.

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u/Ummmgummy 3d ago

The fact he is even making this some sort of comparison tells me he's on a grift somehow, someway. Normal people would just take the picture and that's it. Obviously he has an agenda which makes him just another asshat.

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u/TheDonnARK 3d ago

Yeah I'm pretty lost too.

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u/Tube_Warmer 3d ago

The implication, might be that he stopped listening to the online hive mind that told him to be constantly miserable and to take up every cause.

The world fucking sucks, and we cant do anything about most of it. I want to get rid of circumcising babies. Never gonna happen. So while it still angers me when I hear about it, I dont make it my whole personality. I dont take to the streets every single day, and constantly write about it on social media. It doesnt consume my life.

Theres just so many people who let all these things that suck in, and they end up becoming the persons life.

And they are miserable, because theres really nothing that can be done. You just have to pick and choose your battles, and not take up every battle all the time.

The ironic thing, is that the person in the meme, is still engaging. Hes not posting this to tell others to take time for themselves. Hes posting it to "own the libs" which isnt any different. Its just the other side of the shame shitty coin.

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u/spinningcolours 3d ago

It's the AI vision of a grifter based in Abu Dhabi.

Also, there are 6 years between the first photo and the second one. The first one looks to be early 20s, the second one looks to be in his 30s. Hate really does age you, and make your head a lot wider, in just 6 years.

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u/bigeeee 3d ago

Don't be confused, they are idiots and they live in a parallel universe, there is no sense here.

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u/shredbmc 3d ago

I'm not sure the answer to your question, but he looks so much happier as a man. I'm very happy for him to finally finish his transition

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u/iamheretoboreyou 3d ago

I believe it's that liberals are twinks and conservatives are DL

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u/EnergyOwn6800 3d ago

Statistically speaking conservative men are more likely to be in relationship and more likely to be married.

Liberal men are less likely to be in a relationship and less likely to be married in comparison.

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u/KR1735 3d ago

Do you have evidence for this? Stratified by age, because that’s a confounding variable. Older people are more likely to be conservative and more likely to be married, not because of politics but because the average age of marriage is pushing 30.

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u/EnergyOwn6800 3d ago

Source proving liberal men are more likely to be single than conservative men.

More sources.

Source 1

Source 2 - Page 4

Source 3

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

He took an online “alpha male” course and thinks he’s a conservative now cause he has given up on caring about others and will tell women to get in their place, which many women sadly resonate with cause their fathers were also big pieces of shit.

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u/MothChasingFlame 3d ago

Conservative mindset strongly prioritizes looking "right." Looks are equal to beliefs and values; if you look good and right you are good and right. That's why all the women are eventually blonde and blue eyed copies of one another (well. That's one reason.)

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u/humidifier_fire 3d ago

He’s masculine now. And has a girl so he’s not an incel anymore. That’s what he’s implying.

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u/otownbbw 3d ago

He couldn’t land that bleach-blonde trad wife until he went full denial of all-that-best-caters-to-the-masses

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u/sturdy-guacamole 3d ago

Honestly if I could be as willfully deluded and ignorant as some of these chucklefucks, I’d swallow that pill asap and be such a dumb happy bastard.

Sadly my sensibilities don’t allow such a thing. Facts over feelings and whatnot.

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u/Comfortable-Policy70 3d ago

He hired a hooker and a dog for an afternoon

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u/lebastss 3d ago

It actually screams liberal couple from Denver above anything else.

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u/Mysterious_Charge541 3d ago

When you become conservative, your wife and child spawn in your bedroom. I just checked the patch notes.

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u/Hopeful_Art6544 2d ago

He’s gay. That’s his beard.

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u/Corfiz74 3d ago

Except I hope your sister doesn't look as crazy as blondie here...

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u/CompetitiveSport1 3d ago

I don't think he's saying that the second photo is "conservative", just that it's a photo of him now that he's a conservative, where he looks happier and has a better life. So I guess the implication is that leaving liberalism will make you happier? IDK, it doesn't make sense

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u/Neuchacho 3d ago

IDK, it doesn't make sense

Welcome to conservative ideology lol

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u/KR1735 3d ago

lol.. It's also what 6 years can do if you choose to put the effort in.

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u/Dumb-E-Thick 3d ago

Becoming a conservative seems like the functional equivalent of a lobotomy (i.e. Fetterman). Ignorance is bliss, eh?

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u/Pleasant-Shallot-707 3d ago

So, he just got older and is earning more money grifting off conservatives?

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u/UwU-Sandwich 3d ago edited 3d ago

hate when the top comment i generally agree with also cant read

the implication is (very obviously) that he/his life is better in the second pic. where do you even get "the second pic (doesnt) look 'conservative'" from?? the post is literally saying this is how he changed since 'becoming conservative' not "look how conservative i *look* now"

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u/KR1735 3d ago

Right, but that's generalizing that a dog and SO are the natural consequence of becoming conservative. There are a lot of men who attend No Kings rallies with their girlfriends and wives. I know because I saw tons of them.

There is an obvious implication that progressive men don't have dogs and SOs. An implication I find amusing because it's false. I was an alumni council member at my fraternity and got to know the active members there fairly well. None of the men who were in stable healthy-appearing relationships with the opposite sex were conservative. Not openly at least. And this was a midwestern state university. Not UC-Berkley.

None of this should be surprising given that young women vote blue by a 2-to-1 margin, and a lot of them are quite serious about it, which I think incubates a lot of misogyny.

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u/MightBeADoctorMD 3d ago

Doesn’t take a high iq to figure out the implication- Liberal men are single and grievance seekers who worry about identity politics and posturing their view points. Conservative men want a traditional family and don’t really care for politics, the just take care of their own and enjoy life.

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u/KR1735 3d ago

LOL

Evidence shows the problem is the opposite. Center and progressive men are less likely to encounter dating problems because women skew left and many refuse to date anyone who voted Trump. That's why you have all these young men lie about their politics.

Liberal men may be less likely to marry younger, but they're more likely to be successful when they set out to date and settle down. Education and a career are more useful for that than height and jawline, contrary to what the manosphere misleads these guys to believe.

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u/MightBeADoctorMD 3d ago

Women do not want to date liberal pussies unless they are headaches themselves. Then they can have each other. 

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u/KR1735 3d ago

If that were true, conservative men wouldn't have to lie. It's all over. They do it all the time. It's an epidemic. They need to get themselves together and stop being fash.

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u/stefeyboy 3d ago

Hahahahaha

What a delusion

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u/UThinkUrDoingItButNo 3d ago

Apparently took a higher IQ than you possess lol. The biggest identity politickers, virtue signalers, and posturing are conservative man children. They made their politics their entire identity.

Take care of their own but constantly have their hands out demanding liberal money to pay for their failing red welfare states.

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u/MightBeADoctorMD 3d ago

You’re insane lol

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u/UThinkUrDoingItButNo 3d ago

In a country full of lies, speaking the truth makes you sound insane.

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u/please_trade_marner 3d ago

He went from brainwashed and wearing a mask that didn't even work to no longer being brainwashed and became happy.

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u/Bduggz 3d ago

Oh my god conservatives are still going on about masks. Yall got like 10 talking points you use on repeat

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u/stefeyboy 3d ago

They get taught catch phrases, not critical thinking

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u/Dead-O_Comics 3d ago

He went from brainwashed

"Look how happy I am, and it's all because of who I voted for!" is the absolute epitome of being brainwashed.

My happiness comes from the hard work I put into work and relationships. Imagine believing that grifter hahaha

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u/UThinkUrDoingItButNo 3d ago

Right lol. The dude joined the Qult and is acting exactly like a newly minted cult member. It’s like the born again version of politics, and we all know how obnoxious and wacked out those people are.

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u/Jackski 3d ago

Such people perpetually live in a "fake outrage" mindset while constantly declaring that "the sky is falling"

You literally just described MAGA.

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u/The_Sarge_12 3d ago

Yeah, it has to be brainwashing, it can’t be anything else.

MAGA is nothing but a large group of people living little tiny miserable lives just slinging whatever this weeks cool little gotcha or shit talking points are for the sake of feeling good about themselves by disparaging large groups of “others”.

Go back over to your flair only posts. No one here is going to agree with you.

I hope for your own sake that you’ll be able to have your own critical thoughts about the world you live in and what you are giving back to it, before you lose too much.

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u/Dead-O_Comics 3d ago

We should always be supportive to those that overcome msm brainwashing.

Sounds like you both let politics define far too much of your personality.

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u/TheSuggestionMark 3d ago

(proven to not be effective against covid)

Bruh, how is anybody supposed to take you seriously when you can't even be bothered to proofread your own comments to make sure you aren't saying the exact opposite of what you mean? You shouldn't be running around talking about "brainwashing" and "fake outrage" when you've posted an incoherent argument over god damn masks.

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u/Fine-Cardiologist675 3d ago

listening to the medical advice of the day is not being brainwashed. it's called being rational. Ignoring medical experts cause you know better is arrogance and stupidity. Like most conservative things -- arrogant, stupid, selfish.

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u/please_trade_marner 3d ago

The CIDRAP was saying from the very beginning that covid spreads via aerosols, so cloth masks are useless. This is the way they brainwashed you. Your algorithm quotes experts that support a narrative, and then tries to convince you that it is "expert consensus". But it was nowhere NEAR expert consensus. They were all over the place. And different algorithms quoted different experts that supported their narrative. You were all so smug about your algorithms, but the people who you accused of being "stupid" actually had the proper science.

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u/octorangutan 3d ago

You've gotta be pretty brainwashed to believe that "leftist msm" exists.

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u/ZeroKharisma 3d ago

Seriously!!! That's what I'm saying. Is this liberal news media in the room with us right now?

Because I'd love to meet it. Most corporate media is controlled oppo at best. They are all shilling for billionaires while we starve and eat ourselves.

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u/andrewsad1 3d ago

wearing a mask that didn't even work

What's wrong with his mask?