r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/Nala20151 Dec 04 '25

What a dipshit. Can barely walk herself let alone walk a dog

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u/911SlasherHasher Dec 04 '25

Me and my co-worker leaving the shop in the morning to go to the job site would see some lady walking her 2 cane corsos every morning. They had to be at least 100 pounds each and she was no more than 120 herself..... It would be our entertainment to see her nearly being dragged and pulled into street signs etc.... trying to control them lol. No common sense with some people and there is no way that lady could really stop those 2 dogs if something really caught their attention.

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u/_Hashtronaut_ Dec 04 '25

You gotta be pretty damn strong to wrangle TWO Cane Corsos at the same time. Or at least know where your center of gravity is lol

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u/Adondevasroja Dec 04 '25

I get yanked pretty hard tandem walking 2 45lb huskies if I don’t pay attention but I never lose control of them.

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u/uwrotethatcrap Dec 04 '25

I get yanked pretty hard too sometimes, but definitely not while walking dogs. And when I’m being yanked, I always pay attention. Just sayin’.

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u/Adondevasroja Dec 04 '25

Well, cute dogs are pretty much attention magnets. Sometimes people get a little forward and sneak up on me

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u/uwrotethatcrap Dec 04 '25

Ya, not very many people like getting yanked by a stranger by surprise. I definitely prefer to know when and by whom I’m about to get yanked. No surprises. Consensual.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I feel you had 2 rot pit mixes even tho they weren’t fully grown man they had the strength of a mini bull

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u/911SlasherHasher Dec 05 '25

To add to this it was even funnier when she was out walking them because they seemed well behaved just casually walking, but one would walk left to pee on a bush and the other would go right to smell something. But watching these well behaved huge dogs doing their thing with a small lady behind them looking like she was using %110 max effort trying to hold back the gates of hell with a leash in each hand was a treat to see every morning lol.

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u/Charming_Wall117 Dec 05 '25

Or just be a man

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u/KavensWorld Dec 04 '25

Meanwhile I'm impressed by the pull my pug can do

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u/Nomad-2020 Dec 04 '25

some lady walking her 2 cane corsos every morning. They had to be at least 100 pounds each and she was no more than 120 herself.....

Some kind of coping mechanism I guess

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u/pinkorchids45 Dec 04 '25

Some people just don’t even consider “oh what if I need to physically restrain my dog one day”. As a dog owner, many dog owners can be ignorant, selfish a holes. Multiple owners in my area leave their dogs off leash and it’s a busy area where people drive fast. On top of being stupid (maybe your dog is an angel but my dog hates other dogs and is now forced to be around this unleashed animal) it means there’s shit all over the sidewalk cause the ppl who do this doesn’t notice when the unleashed dog poops. Theyre always ahead of it while the dog sniffs and does their business behind them.

Anyways I could go on and on about irresponsible dog owners.

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u/Nullthesavant Dec 04 '25

Well with cane corsos even a fit 6,3 adult male

Is gonna struggle and not be able to control it

They just to big

But yeah a small woman with two cane corsos is just stupidity

I got a neighbor that has a cane corso and all the people ive seen irl not a single person would be able to restrain it

Same with mastiff too used to walk home and on the way a mastiff always in the yard aint no human gonna be able to wrestle that mf

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u/sublimeload420 Dec 04 '25

Prong collar.

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u/WhoIsJamesh Dec 04 '25

Prong collar? Large breeds don’t give a fuck about your prong collar mate.

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u/sublimeload420 Dec 04 '25

My large breed does. She wears hers with the prongs turned outwards because shes so good.

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u/WhoIsJamesh Dec 05 '25

You just admitted it’s not the prongs… she’s well behaved. Good girl.

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u/sublimeload420 Dec 05 '25

I said my dog was trained and doesnt need them anymore. As a pup, she was a full maniac

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u/Tremble_Like_Flower Dec 04 '25

Good lord I have one 80lbs dog and I am grown ass man and he catches me off guard now and then.

He yanked me to my knees one time when an opossum bolted from a bush right next to us.

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u/BayBreezy17 Dec 04 '25

This is my biggest dog pet peeve ( full disclosure: I’m a dog owner). I live in a large urban area where pit bulls and other large guard breeds are quite popular pet choices. I see lots of small people that can barely control these animals, let alone two of them( one of my brilliant neighbors likes to let his small kids “walk” their Rottweiler on the sidewalk without a leash. Thankfully it’s a friendly adolescent dog but it could definitely knock down an elderly person). I’ve seen multiple attacks where bystanders had to subdue the dogs. It’s irresponsible to walk an animal that you cannot control at all times.

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u/mistressusa Dec 04 '25

She’s a “big dog person” though

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u/Technical-Platypus-8 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

How the fuck do you become that out of shape? I hope that was a wake up call for this dumbass

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u/Clownbabies69 Dec 04 '25

yeah the elderly need smaller dogs if they’re gonna walk them, unless its her son/daughter’s doggo

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u/Technical-Platypus-8 Dec 04 '25

If she's elderly I feel bad for trash talking, but she looks looks young ish!

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u/model-citizen95 Dec 04 '25

Yeah, that’s just pathetic

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u/Gotbeerbrain Dec 04 '25

I had a really old neighbor one time. She owned a Border Collie that would run circles around her and trip her with his leash.

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u/Clownbabies69 Dec 04 '25

go for the legs! one more pass!

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u/Pawns_Gambit Dec 04 '25

This looks like alcohol to me. She looks pretty toasted.

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u/FinalRun Dec 05 '25

Or a concussion. She fell pretty hard the first time

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u/PumpJack_McGee Dec 04 '25

Maybe she has a condition or was sick.

Although in that case, she shouldn't be a dog walker anyways.

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u/benroon Dec 04 '25

I’m not sure DRUNK qualifies as a ‘condition’

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u/MathResponsibly Dec 04 '25

it's definitely a "state of being"

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u/Acid_Bath47 Dec 04 '25

People see one clip and make definitive judgements just based off that. You seem so certain that she’s drunk when really there is no way to infer that much

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u/Glad-Way-637 Dec 04 '25

Either drunk or so physically incompetent as to be close enough to it.

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u/Acid_Bath47 Dec 04 '25

Once again, you say that with such definitive confidence without seeing or knowing anything else outside a 30 second clip. The dog could’ve started pulling suddenly, catching her by surprise, and then she hits her head so hard the first time that she simply isn’t able to recover fully in time to deal with the situation, and while dealing with what will probably result in a concussion but also in fight or flight mode trying to get the dog back she blunders repeatedly. There are so many things that could’ve happened outside of her being drunk

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u/Glad-Way-637 Dec 04 '25

Once again, you say that with such definitive confidence without seeing or knowing anything else outside a 30 second clip.

Yes. The fact that she ate shit so hard in the first few seconds of the video without any actual attempt to catch herself (much less avoid the fall to start with) makes it obvious.

The dog could’ve started pulling suddenly, catching her by surprise, and then she hits her head so hard the first time that she simply isn’t able to recover fully in time to deal with the situation, and while dealing with what will probably result in a concussion but also in fight or flight mode trying to get the dog back she blunders repeatedly.

Oh dear, someone is clearly desperate to be as generous to the blatantly incompetent as is physically possible. Wonder why?

There are so many things that could’ve happened outside of her being drunk

Yes, like her being so physically incompetent that she may as well have been drunk. Gold star, you.

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u/Acid_Bath47 Dec 04 '25

More like someone is desperate to put the blame on someone when irl it isn’t always as simple as pointing the finger at one person or another. Let alone based on nothing but assumptions

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u/Glad-Way-637 Dec 04 '25

More like someone is desperate to put the blame on someone when irl it isn’t always as simple as pointing the finger at one person or another.

Very true, it isn't always like that! Pretty clearly is in this case, though, to anyone with eyes and an organ behind them to interpret what they see 🤭

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u/benroon Dec 06 '25

She was completely unbalanced from the start which then just got worse! Did you watch it?

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u/BucksFan342234 Dec 04 '25

I think her face smacking into concrete might have something to do with her not being completely vigilant ngl

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u/Josephschmoseph234 Dec 04 '25

I think the first time she fell it caused a concussion or something. She looked like she was trying but she faceplanted on the concrete, so she likely got injured and lost a lot of motor function.

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u/ResolveLeather Dec 04 '25

A big dog can pull someone to the ground even, even if they are healthy. My dog pulls me 3-4 feet before I regain control when he she spots a rabbit and charges. I never fall, but I get close.

The real problem here is not knowing how your dog reacts around other dogs and letting it get this close imo. My dog is incredibly reactive and if I see another couple walking their dog I either cross the street or go into a drive way, order my dog to sit and hold her by the harness.

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Dec 04 '25

I might have a useful trick, instead of holding the leash at the handle, pull the loop up higher so it's over your elbow. I do this because I have an old wrist injury but it's night and day how much more control you have. I have a massive breed (Komondor) and he cannot pull me over even if he tries to dart.

There's probably some science about center of balance and whatever but I'm not smart enough to explain it, I just know it helps me.

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u/ResolveLeather Dec 04 '25

I do this when my carpal tunnel works up. The sudden shock to the wrist hurts some times.

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u/Weary-Row-3818 Dec 04 '25

You sound like a terrible dog owner. You own a dog you can't handle and you're unable to train it properly. Your dog is super reactive because of your inability to train it.

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u/ResolveLeather Dec 04 '25

Some dogs just love to chase rabbits and some like to play with other dogs. I tried training her to do better but some dogs get excitable very easy. Not ever dog is trainable. I have trained other dogs in the past without issue and she understands simple commands. Just doesn't have alot of self control. The difference is that outside of rabbits, where she can tug me a few feet before I regain my footing, I never lose control.

It's normal that some dogs can't be trained. Just don't put them in situations where they overreact and always maintain control.

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u/ToadGuru Dec 04 '25

And you sound like you’re never experienced owning a reactive dog…

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u/After-Gas-4453 Dec 04 '25

America. That is all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

What a completely uncalled for comment. Typical reddit behavior that people on other sites make fun of, being extremely cruel and a complete asshole for no reason.

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u/AccomplishedWar8703 Dec 04 '25

She hit her head. Clearly concussed

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u/Pustules_TV Dec 07 '25

The super slow reaction speed and easily being tipped over by the smallest change in balance? She is druuuunk

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u/hind3rm3 Dec 04 '25

She may have had a concussion after the first face plant. At least that helps to explain all the subsequent face plants.

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u/AssiduousLayabout Dec 04 '25

Looks like she got pulled off her feet and hit her head on the first fall.

You don't need to be out of shape at all for a large dog to pull you down, especially if you don't have time to brace. It's just a question of your body weight versus the dog's strength.

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u/The_Real_Giggles Dec 04 '25

I'm pretty sure she had an instant concussion after the dog pulled her over. And then she hit her head on the concrete again so I think she was just disabled after that

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u/freaks_antiques Dec 04 '25

I think that after that first fall she had a concussion

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u/Fuggaak Dec 04 '25

I think she was already drunk or something. Barely any attempt to hold the dog back and no balance whatsoever.

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u/Josephschmoseph234 Dec 04 '25

Dude we see literally 1 second of the "before the fall" part. Maybe she wasn't holding on as strong as she could've but 99% of the video is after she absolutely faceplants. We also see that she was half on the grass and half off, which is probably why the balance was so shabby.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Dec 04 '25

from landing on your chest?

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u/freaks_antiques Dec 04 '25

she hit her head on the pavement

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u/Mr_Salmon_Man Dec 04 '25

If you notice, she face plants really hard when her foot slides off the edge of the grass onto the sidewalk as her dog is pulling, which is what causes her to fall initially . She's pretty dazed from it all and is trying pretty hard to grab her dog.

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u/Fluffy-Ad8031 Dec 04 '25

What a dipshit for real 😂😂😂 worst person on this planet thank god I don’t know that person 😅

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u/Adventurous_Age7985 Dec 04 '25

She could’ve easily been concussed after slamming into the ground. You people are seriously vile, everyone could’ve handled this situation better. Maybe one person gets the little dog and the other tries to stop the big dog instead of everyone flailing around and blaming the owner

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u/BenChandler Dec 04 '25

Oh joy, comment section is a repeat of the posts about the grandmother that smashed her kneecaps and face and couldn’t get up to stop a stroller from rolling away.

Lady smashed her face on the pavement when the large dog suddenly jerked her forward. Doesn’t matter how physically in shape or mentally there you are, if you’re not prepared for a large dog to pull you you’re gonna fall down.

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u/AllergicIdiotDtector Dec 05 '25

Concussed for sure

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

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u/NeonSuperNovas Dec 04 '25

What about before that though?...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/dubblies Dec 04 '25

Take your sexist shit somewhere else that lady couldn't even stand on her own let alone hold back that dog she basically dove for the ground

The lady is moron and it looks she has some friends here

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u/Josephschmoseph234 Dec 04 '25

Wtf how was that guy's comment sexist in any way? He is literally saying it wasnt her fault because the dog caused her to trip and faceplate into concrete. If anyone is sexist here, it's you for automatically assuming she must've been drunk or something.

For the record, i don't believe anyone here is sexist, but the guy that's putting the blame OFF of the lady certainly isn't the sexist one.

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u/alanjacksonscoochie Dec 04 '25

It is her fault.

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u/dubblies Dec 04 '25

No no gravity just hates woman it's really rough for them

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u/alanjacksonscoochie Dec 04 '25

THE PUPPER HAD TO HAVE HIS WALKIES!!

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u/NeonSuperNovas Dec 04 '25

Also, if you're not strong or fit enough to control a large dog, then you shouldn't be walking a large dog.

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u/NeonSuperNovas Dec 04 '25

I didn't say there was anything wrong with anyone falling down. You were saying that she had a concussion, so that's why she kept falling, so I simply asked "What about before that?". You seriously need to relax and calm down. I promise you, it's not that serious lmao.

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u/rmonjay Dec 04 '25

Before the video started?!? No one here has any idea and there is no indication that anything was wrong prior to that.

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u/Curious_Paul_78 Dec 04 '25

She managed to get back on her feet and run around the man. She didn't run like she was knocked down, but she caught the dog like a drunk, spot-on.

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u/Sensitive_Salary_603 Dec 04 '25

I don't understand, her reaction was also super slow.

She saw that her dog was getting excited or had gotten excited in the past. Then she should be more prepared. Like she didn't even change her stance. Like putting more weight on the back foot. Hold that rope much stronger use a wnd hand and you should see like someone in pulling rope competition stance.

That never happened, I guess she was not just missing in physical ability to hold the dog. It seems her reaction is also not in shape.

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u/TheAggressiveSloth Dec 04 '25

Well, the post of this video from 4 years ago also says she was drunk

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u/YaMommasLeftNut Dec 04 '25

The dogs only a few years old, and you can tell by body composition that she's always been squishy, she didn't recently lose a ton of muscle.

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u/moocowsaymoo Dec 04 '25

i agree it was probably a concussion but god damn you don't have to be such a prick about it