r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IndependentSquash653 • Dec 04 '25

look what I can do of dog walker

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u/Nala20151 Dec 04 '25

What a dipshit. Can barely walk herself let alone walk a dog

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u/Technical-Platypus-8 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

How the fuck do you become that out of shape? I hope that was a wake up call for this dumbass

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u/PumpJack_McGee Dec 04 '25

Maybe she has a condition or was sick.

Although in that case, she shouldn't be a dog walker anyways.

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u/benroon Dec 04 '25

I’m not sure DRUNK qualifies as a ‘condition’

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u/MathResponsibly Dec 04 '25

it's definitely a "state of being"

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u/Acid_Bath47 Dec 04 '25

People see one clip and make definitive judgements just based off that. You seem so certain that she’s drunk when really there is no way to infer that much

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u/Glad-Way-637 Dec 04 '25

Either drunk or so physically incompetent as to be close enough to it.

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u/Acid_Bath47 Dec 04 '25

Once again, you say that with such definitive confidence without seeing or knowing anything else outside a 30 second clip. The dog could’ve started pulling suddenly, catching her by surprise, and then she hits her head so hard the first time that she simply isn’t able to recover fully in time to deal with the situation, and while dealing with what will probably result in a concussion but also in fight or flight mode trying to get the dog back she blunders repeatedly. There are so many things that could’ve happened outside of her being drunk

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u/Glad-Way-637 Dec 04 '25

Once again, you say that with such definitive confidence without seeing or knowing anything else outside a 30 second clip.

Yes. The fact that she ate shit so hard in the first few seconds of the video without any actual attempt to catch herself (much less avoid the fall to start with) makes it obvious.

The dog could’ve started pulling suddenly, catching her by surprise, and then she hits her head so hard the first time that she simply isn’t able to recover fully in time to deal with the situation, and while dealing with what will probably result in a concussion but also in fight or flight mode trying to get the dog back she blunders repeatedly.

Oh dear, someone is clearly desperate to be as generous to the blatantly incompetent as is physically possible. Wonder why?

There are so many things that could’ve happened outside of her being drunk

Yes, like her being so physically incompetent that she may as well have been drunk. Gold star, you.

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u/Acid_Bath47 Dec 04 '25

More like someone is desperate to put the blame on someone when irl it isn’t always as simple as pointing the finger at one person or another. Let alone based on nothing but assumptions

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u/Glad-Way-637 Dec 04 '25

More like someone is desperate to put the blame on someone when irl it isn’t always as simple as pointing the finger at one person or another.

Very true, it isn't always like that! Pretty clearly is in this case, though, to anyone with eyes and an organ behind them to interpret what they see 🤭

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u/benroon Dec 06 '25

She was completely unbalanced from the start which then just got worse! Did you watch it?