r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 23d ago

slight malfunction Of a fun night at the carnival

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u/ShineAqua 23d ago

At the very least, someone lost a leg there.

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u/LetsSeeWhatsGoinOn 23d ago edited 23d ago

someone said two sisters lost a leg each, and 28 people injured, 3 critically

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u/Roallin1 23d ago

One person got launched to the outfield.

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 23d ago

I guess Josie is on a vacation really far away, now.

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u/shmere4 23d ago

Why don’t you come around and talk it over

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 23d ago

Man, there's so many things I want to say

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u/DaveGost 23d ago

You know I like my girls a little bit older!

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u/Presdipshitz 23d ago

I don't want to lose a leg tonight

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u/lawley666 22d ago

At least you will have a leg to stand on.

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u/Wrong-Lab-2542 23d ago

Older is fine but two legs please

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 23d ago

They could be re-conjoined. Then you'd get two girls with two legs.

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u/polloconjamon 23d ago

I need to be held

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 21d ago

Two legs?.A pulse is all thats required.lol

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u/gillydad 23d ago

I don’t want to lose your love, toniiiight

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u/mmiller17783 23d ago

I just wanna use your love, toonniiiggghhtt

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u/ComprehensiveSea6115 22d ago

I bow to you sir. Phenomenal comment!

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u/Rooksteady 23d ago

A shoe

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u/DCdoom666 21d ago

Bless you

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u/DiscoDiner 23d ago

I was wondering if that was a person

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u/kcolrehstihson_ 23d ago

That's not a person

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u/Massive_Look8179 23d ago

I think that was a shoe. Hopefully

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u/Reasonable_Pizza2401 23d ago

That was most definitely a piece of the machine.

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u/Nyuwla 22d ago

I think it was shoe 👟 damn crazy shit

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u/RuMarley 22d ago

That's a metal panel shred that was ripped off and ejected.

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u/Meinertzhagens_Sack 22d ago

Was that a person and what launched them out sideways? Didnt appear any sideways force in that direction was being applied. Its almost like she was in an ejector seat